Core sux
Posted: 15 Jun 2008, 23:01
I wanted to prove to everyone once and for all that Arm rocks, before Argh's post deletes all the ota mods from our lives. Here are some irrefutable and infinitely true arguments:
1. Arm has the pewee. Pewees are undeniably l337.
2. Arm has the flash. This is the ultimate com killer.
3. Arm has t1 gunships. They suck, but they look awesome, and at least the arm tech people actually tried.
4. Arm has fabulous t2 gunships. These make excellent combat units. They are called brawlers.
5. If brawlers are not enough, arm has FLAK-RESISTANT gunships. We are prepared!
6. Arm has the phoenix bomber, which packs a funny little machine gun thing on it. We know how to decorate our dudes!
7. Arm has a NUKE BOMBER. It phyres nooks. It can kill a commander in 1 shot.
8. Arm has a commander that looks amazing, complete with a hat that looks kind of like the hat that the pope wears.
9. Arm has the janus. Ill take 5 jani any day over 10 levelers. Januses rock.
10. Arm has the penetrator. Big blue laser of death on wheels.
11. Arm has the gremlin. You cannot see it until you are dead. These things are seriously lethal. I love them.
12. Arm has spiders. You can be a big noob and set up your dooms and timmies on your cliff, but not only can I first paralyse them AND your aa, but then I can send up my rocket spiders. Rocket spiders are awesome at skirmishing.
13. Arm has snipers.
14. Arm has cloak shields in CA
15. Arm has a faster com in XTA
16. Arm has lightening tanks, that have their own aa built on.
1. Arm has the pewee. Pewees are undeniably l337.
2. Arm has the flash. This is the ultimate com killer.
3. Arm has t1 gunships. They suck, but they look awesome, and at least the arm tech people actually tried.
4. Arm has fabulous t2 gunships. These make excellent combat units. They are called brawlers.
5. If brawlers are not enough, arm has FLAK-RESISTANT gunships. We are prepared!
6. Arm has the phoenix bomber, which packs a funny little machine gun thing on it. We know how to decorate our dudes!
7. Arm has a NUKE BOMBER. It phyres nooks. It can kill a commander in 1 shot.
8. Arm has a commander that looks amazing, complete with a hat that looks kind of like the hat that the pope wears.
9. Arm has the janus. Ill take 5 jani any day over 10 levelers. Januses rock.
10. Arm has the penetrator. Big blue laser of death on wheels.
11. Arm has the gremlin. You cannot see it until you are dead. These things are seriously lethal. I love them.
12. Arm has spiders. You can be a big noob and set up your dooms and timmies on your cliff, but not only can I first paralyse them AND your aa, but then I can send up my rocket spiders. Rocket spiders are awesome at skirmishing.
13. Arm has snipers.
14. Arm has cloak shields in CA
15. Arm has a faster com in XTA
16. Arm has lightening tanks, that have their own aa built on.