Spring RTS Engine

that is right MIND CONTROL! I now have the capability to tell you all what to do!

My first order is that PEET shall have the munchies!

Aaaaah I can't stop!

Peet wrote:
Aaaaah I can't stop!

Those are not the cheetos you are looking for

Dammit!

Arent those hats what mad people use then they think that there are aliens trying to invade their minds?

Peet wrote:Dammit!

You want to go home and rethink your life

I for one welcome our new overlords.

"Is that two tentacles on your head, or are you just pleased to see me?"

"Can it be both?"

"I don't care how good he said it felt, I'm not sitting on them!"

"My head-ostrich wants to mate with that woman's red head-swans"

"Yeah, so my other head ostrich has this nasty mange. I think I may have passed it on to that guy over there.
Should I tell him? You think he knows?"

"So, like, the last thing I remember is this frat party and this professor with this sweet Deloran.
Then I wake up here, with a sore ass and this red thing that I think
is a penis pump."

"Dude, what the f**k."

"Dude, where did you get those robes? Alderaan? Zing!"

"Alderaan is a nice place and has great shops. What's wrong with this robe? It says smart casual to me, it trancends fashion."

"Alderaan is like a smoking cloud, saying you bought your clothes there was implying you shop in like a nuclear waste ground. I won."

"No. Firstly, who shops in a nulear waste ground? That's just stupid. Secondly, Alderaan hasn't been destroyed yet, what with this being some sort of travesty of nature. So again you lose. I win. I am the winner."

"How do you know Alderaan hasnt been destroyed yet?"

"I met that same professor. My ass was sore too. Here, take this cream and let us never speak of this again."

"Did you just touch my ass?"

"It's this girthy at the top. Still think you can take it all?"

"I love you."

This is the Cheeto you seek!







C-c-c-c-combo breaker!

The CHEETOS ARE A LIE!

THIS IS SOMEONES FETISH!