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Fingernail/keybaord
Posted: 26 Sep 2007, 21:12
by Dragon45
So i tend to chew my finger nails a lot,
and i'll semi-frequently notice one of my keys gets stuck or moves really badly when im rpessing it
every time i pop it off, i ntice that theres a section of fingernail stuck under it
so i remove it and the keys work fine agian
Posted: 26 Sep 2007, 21:15
by clericvash
that was, the most gross read all day. well done, haha
Posted: 26 Sep 2007, 23:45
by rattle
You're not alone, one of these fuckers blocked my spacebar like four days ago. Although I cut them. Should've stolen one of these waterproof keyboards when I was working at a hospital.
Posted: 27 Sep 2007, 00:54
by SwiftSpear
Keyboards collect the nastiest crap on earth. Turning them upside down is just a hair above suicide.
Posted: 27 Sep 2007, 02:15
by rattle
Haha yeah. My last one had pudding remains, cherry tomato stains, lots of hair, lots of icky greasy stuff and tons of crumbs and what ever else. A paradise for bacteria.
Posted: 27 Sep 2007, 02:22
by Snipawolf
rattle wrote:Haha yeah. My last one had pudding remains, cherry tomato stains, lots of hair, lots of icky greasy stuff and tons of crumbs and what ever else. A paradise for bacteria.
Jesus...
The last time I did that I merely had like 2 pounds of dust O___o
Posted: 27 Sep 2007, 03:04
by Muzic
My friends keyboard has a fucking cum stain..
My keyboard is pretty clean with just some dust and misc particles.
Posted: 27 Sep 2007, 03:36
by Ishach
my keyboard has like a whole handful of flour underneath the keys
and so much spilled beer im suprised it works
Posted: 27 Sep 2007, 03:43
by FLOZi
My keyboard has flat, laptop style keys. I find it stays cleaner than my old one.
Still has the occasional beer/coffee/tea/semen stain though, naturally.
And the paint is wearing off the keys, I swear I have abnormally acidic finger sweat or something.

Posted: 27 Sep 2007, 03:48
by MetalSkin
Hmm... my keyboard not only has the usual crap under the keys, but now the paint is starting to wear off and the light is starting to shine out around the edges of the keys.... The G15's sure look nice and are good in low light conditions, however a bit they tend to wear out.
Posted: 27 Sep 2007, 04:00
by Dragon45
Muzic wrote:My friends keyboard has a fucking cum stain..
just how you like it, eh

Posted: 27 Sep 2007, 05:26
by rattle
Hahah... so who's got pubes in theirs?
Re: Fingernail/keybaord
Posted: 27 Sep 2007, 22:24
by Boirunner
Dragon45 wrote:uɐıƃɐ ǝuıɟ ʞɹoʍ sʎǝʞ ǝɥʇ puɐ ʇı ǝʌoɯǝɹ ı os
ʇı ɹǝpun ʞɔnʇs lıɐuɹǝƃuıɟ ɟo uoıʇɔǝs ɐ sǝɹǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʇ ǝɔıʇu ı 'ɟɟo ʇı dod ı ǝɯıʇ ʎɹǝʌǝ
ʇı ƃuıssǝdɹ ɯı uǝɥʍ ʎlpɐq ʎllɐǝɹ sǝʌoɯ ɹo ʞɔnʇs sʇǝƃ sʎǝʞ ʎɯ ɟo ǝuo ǝɔıʇou ʎlʇuǝnbǝɹɟ-ıɯǝs ll,ı puɐ
'ʇol ɐ slıɐu ɹǝƃuıɟ ʎɯ ʍǝɥɔ oʇ puǝʇ ı os
haha you suck