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the funniest thing to happen in your Spring games
Posted: 23 Jul 2007, 12:15
by commondragon
A: abducting 84 Kbots with transports, then dropping them 1 by 1 into the pit of 30 LLTs.
B: Massing so much peewee that a Kargoh died (sadly I died, he killed 98% of my entire army (that was on the other side of the map), and had spent the time that it took me to spend all my recources to make a large batch of artillery right beside my base.
C: Doing the gayest manuver with the shield and watching noobs cry while they shot at me and couldnt get in (Blocked off all the possible way into the shield with AA, right at the edge.)
D: Having a 10 minute startup truce in speedmetal 1 v 1, making a 4 layer LLT (backed with mobile artillery/AA), with 2 HUGE GUN THINGS. Then realizing my opponent spammed spider bombs.
E: Having 1 nuke, that I fired randomly. Then having a noob cry about how I killed all of his nuke spam.
Posted: 23 Jul 2007, 13:05
by SwiftSpear
Speedmetal

Re: the funniest thing to happen in your Spring games
Posted: 23 Jul 2007, 13:15
by hunterw
commondragon wrote:with 2 HUGE GUN THINGS.
my favorite unit

Posted: 23 Jul 2007, 17:32
by Day
beating people with kbots on vehicle maps
Posted: 23 Jul 2007, 17:37
by pintle
Being pretty drunken, trying to com-drop really early on vs XHC on tropical, I managed to land my com next to a lab. dgun it, then realise I had only built one solar
Paralysing and capturing krogs is funny too
Posted: 23 Jul 2007, 17:40
by TradeMark
F: comnapping your allies commanders, combombing them one by one to enemy commanders, using aircons to reclaim both commanders just after combomb, repeating that 5 times, and getting 25k metal and winning the whole fucking game alone.
Posted: 23 Jul 2007, 18:00
by Neddie
Day wrote:beating people with kbots on vehicle maps
You do that too! I wondered who I reminded myself of.
Posted: 23 Jul 2007, 22:55
by commondragon
NEW ONE!
Playins speedmetal
Having 20 minutes to set up a defense, only making an artillery line and a huge gun. Playing against a noob, who only sent T1 kbots at my T2 line. Kidnappingh is commander to show him what it was, dropping him in the rocky area only to see him go away. And then have his com rush my artillery line, not damaging it one bit when he died/exploded. THEN STILL LOSING THE GAME because he use about 7 T2 transports to send his T1 mass behind my area. Behind were there were no defenses,
Posted: 23 Jul 2007, 23:32
by Dragon45
wow tell me more brave tales of your speedmetal heroism
Posted: 24 Jul 2007, 04:29
by hunterw
wait until you have games on maps that aren't speedmetal
spring gets a lot better

Posted: 24 Jul 2007, 05:30
by commondragon
I play speedmetal when Im teaching new people how to play :D
Then they dont have to worry about economy until they learn the other portions :D
Posted: 24 Jul 2007, 08:19
by imbaczek
Economy should be the first thing they need to worry about, not the other portions

Posted: 24 Jul 2007, 08:25
by [XIII]Roxas
imbaczek wrote:Economy should be the first thing they need to worry about, not the other portions

Quoted for win and truth.
Posted: 24 Jul 2007, 08:36
by commondragon
Actually, I choose pupils that can understand: "Metal extractor works on blue portions of metal map." "use solar when windmills are a bad choice" "hight + windmill = win" "metal makers are your friend" and lastly: "dont make storages until your maxed out."
Posted: 24 Jul 2007, 11:23
by Zydox
Dragon45 wrote:wow tell me more brave tales of your speedmetal heroism
rofl

Posted: 24 Jul 2007, 11:28
by Pendrokar
Losing a base cause of a vamp fleet which patrols over silo and hits nuke when it's launched! CHANCES OF THIS TO HAPPEN!!!!
Posted: 24 Jul 2007, 11:30
by 1v0ry_k1ng
jumping porcs with airtransports on tabula is pro

Posted: 24 Jul 2007, 11:30
by Agnus
Pendrokar wrote:Losing a base cause of a vamp fleet which patrols over silo and hits nuke when it's launched! CHANCES OF THIS TO HAPPEN!!!!
lol, that must have hurt
Posted: 24 Jul 2007, 12:45
by Ishach
xta is so pretty
Posted: 24 Jul 2007, 20:02
by Peace
Playing speedmetal heroes on speedmetal is priceless as I found out today as far as entertainment goes
