Don't you hate it when this happens to your pretty new korg?
Posted: 12 May 2005, 04:50
Spring RTS Engine
Open Source Realtime Strategy Game Engine
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Don't you hate it when this happens to your pretty new korg?
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Posted: 12 May 2005, 05:09
Absolutly yes!
Also how do you like my new avitar? Its Bub, one of the coolest zombies in the history of foremver!
Also how do you like my new avitar? Its Bub, one of the coolest zombies in the history of foremver!
ahem
Posted: 12 May 2005, 09:26
Posted: 12 May 2005, 10:16
Which ways there are to destroy krogoth? I found that you can use repair and construction bots to disassemble it, is there any other method which makes it hard for a krogoth except another krogoth.
Am I right? Doesn't that hellmachine work underwater?
Am I right? Doesn't that hellmachine work underwater?
Posted: 12 May 2005, 10:38
Oh oh, someone is asking for ways to destroy Krogoths, I feel compelled to paste my:
zwzsg's illustrated guide to killing krogoths (v ├â┼© 0.39)
Sorry for those who have already seen it. Sorry to use TA and not spring screenshots and tactics.
With lots of defense cleverly placed on high ground:
This method was a sucess.
By sneaking the commander behind his back and shooting while he's not looking:
This method works wonder!
By paralysing him with spiders:
This method seem to works.
By ambushing him with a few rockos:
This method gives mild results.
With a lone punisher:
Not really.
With a buzzsaw:
Yay! Buzz > Krogs
Note that this method is ineffective if the krogoth is hiding behind a hill:
With a couple samsons:
Sorry. Try harder next time.
With more krogoths:
Yes!
With less krogoths:
Nope:
With Gollies & Morties:
Total Failure.
With a continous stream of super hot plasma balls:
That's the way to go!
By giving them a nice base to chew on:
This merely delay them:
By trapping them in dragon teeth, then hammering at them with heavy artillery pieces:
This method gives excellent results.
By throwing lots of Maverick at them:
This method fails:
By throwing even more level 2 kbots at them:
Sorry. Seem nothing can stop a squad of veterans krogoth:
With three vulcains + some bertha + lots of guardian:
This method works. .... at least for a while.
With some vulcain cleverly placed in the end of a bottleneck:
This is the best method! Dozen of Krogoths can't do anything against it:
Die krogoths, die!!
With gollies:
Haven't we already tried that? He will survive!
By closing eyes and hoping he'll go away:
This method only works if you keep the eyes closed long enough for the krogoth to completly destroy you.
By fleeing to an island:
This method does not work in Brave Sir Robin's UberHack.
By downlading overpowered third party units:
This method is unfit for online play.
By blocking his way with a single flea:
Sadly, the Fleagoth Mk. II is hard to find.
By requesting the assistance of the Final Frontier Starnavy:
This method fails if the enemy has a larger starfleet:
Coming soon: zwzsg's ultimate guide to killing peewees !
zwzsg's illustrated guide to killing krogoths (v ├â┼© 0.39)
Sorry for those who have already seen it. Sorry to use TA and not spring screenshots and tactics.
With lots of defense cleverly placed on high ground:
This method was a sucess.
By sneaking the commander behind his back and shooting while he's not looking:
This method works wonder!
By paralysing him with spiders:
This method seem to works.
By ambushing him with a few rockos:
This method gives mild results.
With a lone punisher:
Not really.
With a buzzsaw:
Yay! Buzz > Krogs
Note that this method is ineffective if the krogoth is hiding behind a hill:
With a couple samsons:
Sorry. Try harder next time.
With more krogoths:
Yes!
With less krogoths:
Nope:
With Gollies & Morties:
Total Failure.
With a continous stream of super hot plasma balls:
That's the way to go!
By giving them a nice base to chew on:
This merely delay them:
By trapping them in dragon teeth, then hammering at them with heavy artillery pieces:
This method gives excellent results.
By throwing lots of Maverick at them:
This method fails:
By throwing even more level 2 kbots at them:
Sorry. Seem nothing can stop a squad of veterans krogoth:
With three vulcains + some bertha + lots of guardian:
This method works. .... at least for a while.
With some vulcain cleverly placed in the end of a bottleneck:
This is the best method! Dozen of Krogoths can't do anything against it:
Die krogoths, die!!
With gollies:
Haven't we already tried that? He will survive!
By closing eyes and hoping he'll go away:
This method only works if you keep the eyes closed long enough for the krogoth to completly destroy you.
By fleeing to an island:
This method does not work in Brave Sir Robin's UberHack.
By downlading overpowered third party units:
This method is unfit for online play.
By blocking his way with a single flea:
Sadly, the Fleagoth Mk. II is hard to find.
By requesting the assistance of the Final Frontier Starnavy:
This method fails if the enemy has a larger starfleet:
Coming soon: zwzsg's ultimate guide to killing peewees !
Posted: 12 May 2005, 12:38
HOLY FUCK NICE *SPEECHLESSS*
Posted: 12 May 2005, 12:45
Funniest stuff i ever seen !!! 
Posted: 12 May 2005, 12:48
Do you have a website or something zwzsg?
Posted: 12 May 2005, 13:03
Brilliant
Posted: 12 May 2005, 22:38
You, sir, receive a gold star.
ROTFLMAO. XD
ROTFLMAO. XD
Posted: 12 May 2005, 22:47
So funny!
And so educating!
And so educating!
Posted: 12 May 2005, 22:57
What maps are those anyway? Especially the crazy looking one in the first few images and the snowy one in the last. They look fucking awsome.
Posted: 12 May 2005, 23:13
They are Epic Fortress (using Henkbein Military Base tileset), and Fortress Europe, by James Beatty, both downloadble from his site, http://www.epicclass.com
Playing on 63x63 maps with a no nuke no offensive air rule is the only way to get Krogoth worth building.
(Oh, and they are TA maps, not Spring maps, in case the 3D pics have mislead you.)
Playing on 63x63 maps with a no nuke no offensive air rule is the only way to get Krogoth worth building.
(Oh, and they are TA maps, not Spring maps, in case the 3D pics have mislead you.)
Posted: 13 May 2005, 04:31
I hope you post that Peewee-killing guide soon. I'm getting my ass handed to me over here! Freakin' Peewees...
Posted: 13 May 2005, 05:05
omg, I was having SUCH a bad day till I saw that. Good ones Z.
Posted: 13 May 2005, 13:43
Damn I want maps like those in spring, something with ice or painted desert, ro a really huge map.
Pity spring fairs badly with vulcans or buzzsaws like that, the lag becomes horrendous when they start firing, and I think they look better in that shot firing at the krogoths in the distance.
People should make their features taller in maps!
Brilliant zwzsg, *bears forth the gift a cookie tree, complete with exploding bannana sack*
Pity spring fairs badly with vulcans or buzzsaws like that, the lag becomes horrendous when they start firing, and I think they look better in that shot firing at the krogoths in the distance.
People should make their features taller in maps!
Brilliant zwzsg, *bears forth the gift a cookie tree, complete with exploding bannana sack*
Posted: 16 May 2005, 15:38
This is my favorite Spring thread ever.
Posted: 17 May 2005, 17:24
Very creative and very funny, Zwzsg. I had seen it on TAUniverse, but I still like it! Some maps could really look awesome in the 3d replayer - we have to port the one with the plateaus to Spring (well part of it I guess, it's too large for current Spring limitations).
Posted: 19 May 2005, 03:33
wow that was a lot of effort for only a few comments...funny stuff 