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Spam: DealExtreme.com

Posted: 22 Jun 2007, 01:42
by Caydr
http://www.dealextreme.com

Seriously, a lot of awesome stuff at awesome prices if you're a gadget freak like me... I bought this badass lighter that has a 4-inch flame. AND I DON'T EVEN SMOKE OR BARBECUE! I JUST HAD TO HAVE IT!!!

I also bought this bulk package of 20 button cell batteries. Batteries are perfectly fine, same as you'd get in a store. Of course, to buy those in a store they'd be $5 apiece, and I got 20 for $3.57. I wouldn't even care if they only lasted half as long as they should, since there's freaking TWENTY of them! Nope, the laser sight on my pellet gun is NOT going dead again any time soon.

On a less lovely note, it IS almost all Chinese/HK stuff... so don't buy stuff that is obviously fake or crappy quality. The site's owners are at least honest though, they say stuff like, "This product's manufacturer descriptions sounds crazy, you probably shouldn't buy this since it almost certainly doesn't work." For shipping, you have two options: Slow and Slower. Luckily "slow" doesn't cost much, and "slower" is free worldwide.

Also, don't buy green lasers from them, and probably lasers in general from them. They do not currently sell ones with an IR filter, which means risk of blindness from just looking at the dot on anything but their lowest-powered ones. They're looking into getting ones with an IR filter though.

Posted: 22 Jun 2007, 01:47
by Neddie
You're crazy, but then again we all are. Thanks for the site.

Posted: 22 Jun 2007, 01:51
by Caydr
And do you happen to be a flashlight whore?! Like me??! Maybe have a look at this one:

http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.3356

Posted: 22 Jun 2007, 05:49
by hunterw
wtf r u doin

Posted: 22 Jun 2007, 05:55
by gamer17
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This was a joke so don't get mad

Posted: 22 Jun 2007, 07:16
by LOrDo
Copy and pasted :D

Posted: 22 Jun 2007, 08:40
by KingRaptor
Meh, I've seen a better version.

Posted: 22 Jun 2007, 09:51
by BlackLiger
SIte is interesting.


Flame.... well, if we're going to have a "Just fill it in" flame form, I think both Cadyr and Smoth deserve to put input into it's contents...

Moved to offtopic as not relevant to spring.

Posted: 22 Jun 2007, 10:01
by Dragon45
wow, useless crap ill never really need or want

you have way too much disposable dough, caydr.

Posted: 22 Jun 2007, 13:31
by gamer17
LOrDo wrote:Copy and pasted :D
Yea, been waiting to use it

Posted: 22 Jun 2007, 17:16
by Neddie
Dragon45 wrote:wow, useless crap ill never really need or want

you have way too much disposable dough, caydr.
Not if he keeps using it on this sort of thing.

Posted: 22 Jun 2007, 18:01
by Caydr
neddiedrow wrote:
Dragon45 wrote:wow, useless crap ill never really need or want

you have way too much disposable dough, caydr.
Not if he keeps using it on this sort of thing.
Would be mean if it wasn't true.

There's so much great stuff on that site...

Posted: 23 Jun 2007, 09:21
by rattle
Remember kids, today is Attention Whore Beatdown Day.

Posted: 23 Jun 2007, 11:08
by Comp1337
oooh
3000C blowtorch... for ten bucks...

Posted: 23 Jun 2007, 20:29
by Neddie
Comp1337 wrote:oooh
3000C blowtorch... for ten bucks...
I wonder how safe it is.

Posted: 23 Jun 2007, 22:57
by Caydr
Super safe! I regularly use it for looking at!

Posted: 24 Jun 2007, 01:30
by Comp1337
neddiedrow wrote:
Comp1337 wrote:oooh
3000C blowtorch... for ten bucks...
I wonder how safe it is.
Who needs safe when you've got 3000C?

Posted: 24 Jun 2007, 01:42
by Neddie
Comp1337 wrote:
neddiedrow wrote:
Comp1337 wrote:oooh
3000C blowtorch... for ten bucks...
I wonder how safe it is.
Who needs safe when you've got 3000C?
Touche.