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Posted: **27 Sep 2006, 19:03**

KDR_11k wrote:Your mama procreates through mitosis.

lol'd

Posted: **28 Sep 2006, 02:33**

Chuck Norris had to use BOTH feet to kick yo' mamma's ass.

Posted: **28 Sep 2006, 03:02**

Yo mama's so fat, the Arm decided to use her as a bridge when Core sank it with huge crater-making nukes in AA 2.2.

....what?

Posted: **28 Sep 2006, 13:36**

REVENGE wrote:Chuck Norris had to use BOTH feet to kick yo' mamma's ass.

You fail. Chuck norris wouldnt use two feet, he can kick yo mommas ass without his feet.

Posted: **28 Sep 2006, 14:20**

Yo momma's so fat she considers you a snack.
Yo momma's so ugly she lost the title of town mattress to your dad.

Posted: **28 Sep 2006, 19:19**

Yo Mama once sat down on poor little Mario - he was flattend into 2D for about 12 Years. Mama Mia.

Posted: **28 Sep 2006, 19:23**

Got another one
"yo momma is so fat that when she was sun tanning on the beach, the greenpeace came and tried to push her back into the water" - (c) shadow

Posted: **28 Sep 2006, 19:28**

Haven't seen this one yet:

Yo mamma's got more chins than a Chinese phone book.

Posted: **28 Sep 2006, 21:50**

Your Mama is that fat, when she tried for a Liposuction the Doctors were burried in a Mining Collaps.

Posted: **28 Sep 2006, 22:49**

Yo mommas neck so long, giraffes raped her.

Posted: **28 Sep 2006, 23:10**

Yo momma's so smart she wrote a filter for phpbb to get rid of non-funny yo-momma jokes like this one...

Posted: **29 Sep 2006, 01:19**

Yo Momma's so fat she absorbs black holes!

ok, I'll hide now

(lets aim for 10 pages!

)

Posted: **29 Sep 2006, 01:58**

Yo mama's so stupid she sold her car for gas money...

Posted: **29 Sep 2006, 06:51**

Your mama's so stupid she tried to drown fish...

Posted: **07 Oct 2006, 01:31**

hoho!

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