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Re: Bahrainian TV: How to properly beat your wife.

Posted: 07 Aug 2008, 17:31
by manored
PicassoCT wrote: How about calling it WorldBestof-Civilisation ?
I think the other civilizations arent going to be very happy with that :)

Hopefull one day there will be only one culture in earth (assuming no underwater octopus civilization is born by then) what means people will have one less reason to kill each other.

Re: Bahrainian TV: How to properly beat your wife.

Posted: 07 Aug 2008, 19:28
by PicassoCT
manored wrote:
PicassoCT wrote: How about calling it WorldBestof-Civilisation ?
I think the other civilizations arent going to be very happy with that :)

Hopefull one day there will be only one culture in earth (assuming no underwater octopus civilization is born by then) what means people will have one less reason to kill each other.
Hell, we stole whatever Good they got, there food is now a special Action of MC Donalds, there Cloths were catwalked, there music, there Artstyle - we even attractored there Artists - they can´t complain, about beeing blackjacked and $old back there own stuff..

At least everybody get´s the same club to the head... and sorry for the Shops who sell stuff like "Nietsche-Woman-Whip" don´t doing big business in a oh, so western world ;)

Re: Bahrainian TV: How to properly beat your wife.

Posted: 08 Aug 2008, 02:43
by Panda
Gota wrote:"I may be dense here, but how exactly to you give a proper beatdown without bruising or bleeding?"

Indeed.
:P Feathers? Wait, that's starting to sound kind of kinky and too much like a pillow fight.

Re: Bahrainian TV: How to properly beat your wife.

Posted: 08 Aug 2008, 02:56
by manored
Pillows can hurt, you can get a headache if your head is shaken with considerable strengh a lot, and so if someone keeps hitting you in the head with a pillow you will eventually get a headache :)

Re: Bahrainian TV: How to properly beat your wife.

Posted: 08 Aug 2008, 06:17
by Saktoth
KingRaptor wrote:The problem is the fact that this stuff is in the Quran, the immutable word of God. The kind of person who follows the rest of it to the letter is going to take this kind of verse seriously as well.
From just a small part of Leviticus.

Killing Adulterers

20:10 And the man that committeth adultery with another man's wife, even he that committeth adultery with his neighbour's wife, the adulterer and the adulteress shall surely be put to death.

Killing Homosexuals

20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

Killing Furries

20:15 And if a man lie with a beast, he shall surely be put to death: and ye shall slay the beast.
20:16 And if a woman approach unto any beast, and lie down thereto, thou shalt kill the woman, and the beast: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

Stoning Blasphemeres (God damn! Thats harsh)

24:16 And he that blasphemeth the name of the LORD, he shall surely be put to death, and all the congregation shall certainly stone him: as well the stranger, as he that is born in the land, when he blasphemeth the name of the Lord, shall be put to death.

Exiling those who have sex with menstruating women

20:18 And if a man shall lie with a woman having her sickness, and shall uncover her nakedness; he hath discovered her fountain, and she hath uncovered the fountain of her blood: and both of them shall be cut off from among their people.

Stoning witches

20:27 A man also or woman that hath a familiar spirit, or that is a wizard, shall surely be put to death: they shall stone them with stones: their blood shall be upon them.

Slavery

25:44 Both thy bondmen, and thy bondmaids, which thou shalt have, shall be of the heathen that are round about you; of them shall ye buy bondmen and bondmaids.
25:45 Moreover of the children of the strangers that do sojourn among you, of them shall ye buy, and of their families that are with you, which they begat in your land: and they shall be your possession.
25:46 And ye shall take them as an inheritance for your children after you, to inherit them for a possession; they shall be your bondmen for ever: but over your brethren the children of Israel, ye shall not rule one over another with rigour.

If your point is that religion is bad, i quite agree. If your point is that Islam is PARTICULARLY bad- not really. If your point is that the verse you quote is ESPECIALLY bad, NOT AT ALL. That is one of the tamer Qu'ran quotes- only beat your wife as a last resort? Sheesh. Why dont we break out the flowers and hugs here.

Edit: Though you, KR, being Malaysian, have particularly good reason to resent and dislike Islam and muslims.

Re: Bahrainian TV: How to properly beat your wife.

Posted: 08 Aug 2008, 10:27
by BaNa
Saktoth wrote: That is one of the tamer Qu'ran quotes- only beat your wife as a last resort? Sheesh. Why dont we break out the flowers and hugs here.
Those are generally also considered a last resort :)

Re: Bahrainian TV: How to properly beat your wife.

Posted: 08 Aug 2008, 16:58
by Panda
manored wrote:Pillows can hurt, you can get a headache if your head is shaken with considerable strengh a lot, and so if someone keeps hitting you in the head with a pillow you will eventually get a headache :)
:P The lesbian. It's bikini waxer time, peaches! *Grabs manored by the shoulders and shakes him.* Straighten up and go see your woman!

Re: Bahrainian TV: How to properly beat your wife.

Posted: 08 Aug 2008, 17:39
by Erom
EDIT: Eh, I should probably do a little more fact checking before I post what I was about to post here.

Re: Bahrainian TV: How to properly beat your wife.

Posted: 09 Aug 2008, 00:55
by Sleksa
Gota wrote:"I may be dense here, but how exactly to you give a proper beatdown without bruising or bleeding?"

Indeed.

The KGB might have some tips to share for all of us

Re: Bahrainian TV: How to properly beat your wife.

Posted: 09 Aug 2008, 02:45
by BaNa
Sleksa wrote:
The KGB might have some tips to share for all of us
sadly, they are not a religion

Re: Bahrainian TV: How to properly beat your wife.

Posted: 09 Aug 2008, 03:10
by Muzic
Thats fucking right about those fucking Furries man. RAAGE.

edit: Though Id totally omit that menstrating rule : D

Re: Bahrainian TV: How to properly beat your wife.

Posted: 09 Aug 2008, 12:39
by Comp1337
oh you like her bloody and pissed off

Re: Bahrainian TV: How to properly beat your wife.

Posted: 09 Aug 2008, 12:43
by tombom
Forboding Angel wrote:IT happens, but not very often, seeings how women in this country only have to point at a man and say "He hit me" and the courts and feminists everywhere go into a rage and string up said guy, who never did anything except manage to piss his wife off...

That happens more than spousal abuse here.

/some satire
"/some satire"? Are you saying that you don't really believe what you just said? Because it's bollocks. Any faking is far outnumbered by the huge number of things that go unreported.

Re: Bahrainian TV: How to properly beat your wife.

Posted: 09 Aug 2008, 20:36
by Forboding Angel
Use your brain. Which sentence makes the most sense in a sarcastic way?

BTW tombom, there isn't really any point in debating what happens more. It's not like the mafia reports in every time they beat-a-bitch down or give her some gas at the local smack-a-ho.

Re: Bahrainian TV: How to properly beat your wife.

Posted: 09 Aug 2008, 21:24
by rattle
Killing Homosexuals
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Re: Bahrainian TV: How to properly beat your wife.

Posted: 09 Aug 2008, 22:00
by PicassoCT
God is a classic Borderline Emo, hateing his own Creation (including Gay Animals & Ape decendants)...

Man i can´t wait Religion to be hacked once and for all... :evil:

Re: Bahrainian TV: How to properly beat your wife.

Posted: 09 Aug 2008, 23:01
by tombom
Forboding Angel wrote:Use your brain. Which sentence makes the most sense in a sarcastic way?

BTW tombom, there isn't really any point in debating what happens more. It's not like the mafia reports in every time they beat-a-bitch down or give her some gas at the local smack-a-ho.
I still don't get it. Humor me. Thanks.

Re: Bahrainian TV: How to properly beat your wife.

Posted: 10 Aug 2008, 10:31
by PicassoCT
Now, for a complete picture, i want to complain about Woman beating Man.. just because they can´t complain withiout loosing every little bit of social status they have, they still exist. For example take Napolean, he was little, and i always knew that Josephine beat him, so he tried to conquer Europe, finally Russia- all that to escape domestic Violence.

The Real thing behind great Empires is that you can always escape the Empress into the Warroom or to the Battlefield ;)

PS: And am i the only one, who finds himself at some mornings in the Bathroom Mirror looking like a clawmarked, chewed bloody steak, which spend a Night wrestling in a Lions Cage ? ;) ;) ;)

Re: Bahrainian TV: How to properly beat your wife.

Posted: 11 Aug 2008, 00:07
by Dragon45
do you want to come to a pants party

Re: Bahrainian TV: How to properly beat your wife.

Posted: 11 Aug 2008, 07:17
by Dragon45
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