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Posted: 07 Nov 2006, 19:27
by bwansy
I know this is harsh...

Posted: 07 Nov 2006, 19:48
by Quanto042
Deathstar owned by small fighter squadron! XD

Posted: 07 Nov 2006, 20:32
by Deathblane
Only before they can some support arrives!

Posted: 07 Nov 2006, 20:33
by SpikedHelmet
Which suffers a terrible truck bombing at the hands of the nefariously evil Dr. bin Laden!

Posted: 07 Nov 2006, 20:33
by Zoombie
Dun dun dun duuuun!
Beat an Imperial battlecruiser, you...Imperial Stardestroyer!
Who also shoots Binladin, not liking poliptical comedy. Don't you know happiness is a delision of the weak?
Posted: 07 Nov 2006, 21:38
by Sheekel
wow zoombie, that looks a lot like a ship thats going into lego spring...spring supports 16 weapons only?
sadly, everone aboard the deathship died of Ebola

Posted: 07 Nov 2006, 22:00
by Deathblane
Well, an ISD ~= to a Mars Class, but since it's been truck-bombed I think I'll call in some reinforcements...

Posted: 07 Nov 2006, 23:09
by Fanger
yeah, they owned you..
Posted: 07 Nov 2006, 23:53
by Deathblane
Only this time I hired some efficient ground troops to eliminate theose pesky ewoks, or should I say tasty treats...

Posted: 08 Nov 2006, 00:03
by TheRegisteredOne
Deathblane wrote:Only before they can some support arrives!


but sds are quickly taken care of by asteriods!
Posted: 08 Nov 2006, 00:21
by Peet
Pwned by the Arm Spiderized Chuck Norii

Posted: 08 Nov 2006, 00:36
by rattle
There's only one lifeform in the universe to defeat Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris abominations and that is...

...Chuck Norris himself.
PS: This thread ends here, nothing can beat Chuck Norris but Chuck Norris. Please append "[got beaten by /died to the fist of/was roundhouse kicked by/...] Chuck Norris" at the end of your posts.
Posted: 08 Nov 2006, 00:39
by AF
Assimilated by borg

Posted: 08 Nov 2006, 00:41
by Deathblane
Unfortunately, (to quote from the ultimate song of ultimateness)
then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and
"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and
Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and
Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
all came out of no where lightning fast
and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass
it was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw
with civilians looking on total awe
Posted: 08 Nov 2006, 00:43
by Zoombie
Pictures! You have to have pictures!
Posted: 08 Nov 2006, 00:44
by rattle
We are teh bork. We got owned by uncautious hotlinking.
PS: Hulk Hogan wrote that song because he is jealous of Chuck Norris. (Yes I've seen the flash a couple of times

)
Posted: 08 Nov 2006, 00:47
by bwansy
rattle wrote:There's only one lifeform in the universe to defeat Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris abominations and that is...
Sorry, this one is no life form.

It is a black hole.
Posted: 08 Nov 2006, 00:53
by AF
Assimilated again by borg

Posted: 08 Nov 2006, 00:56
by rattle
That is a close up shot of Chuck's butt.

Okay I'm wrong. Whoever that old guy is...
Definitely not very realistic, his hair, beard or pubes count as deflective armor...

Posted: 08 Nov 2006, 01:01
by AF
@ blackhole:
Contained and assimilated by borg
@ laser eyes chuck norris
assimilated by borg yet again
