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Posted: 22 Sep 2006, 12:27
by Day
Your mother once swam in the ocean, the entire Netherlands got flooded
rofl not entirely
Posted: 22 Sep 2006, 14:37
by rattle
Yo momma's so fat the house had to be build around her.
Yo momma's so fat that she's pinned in google earth.
Yo momma's the reason why the kids in africa starve.
Yo momma's so fat, she got her own graviation field.
Yo momma's so ugly, she's actually your dad.
etc...
Posted: 22 Sep 2006, 15:01
by knorke
Yo momma's so fat she can de-sync local games.
Yo momma's so fat when you press F2 its all red.
Posted: 22 Sep 2006, 15:18
by NOiZE
knorke wrote:Yo momma's so fat when you press F2 its all red.
loved that one
Posted: 22 Sep 2006, 15:49
by rattle
Yo momma's so fat she makes the pavement sweat.
Yo momma's so fat early warning systems go nuts when she takes a walk.
Yo momma's so fat, you can bareley see the edges of Epic.
Yo momma's so fat, she's got an entire universe in her belly.
Yo momma's like my whiskey, 10 years old and mixed up with coke.
Posted: 22 Sep 2006, 17:02
by Dragon45
Yo momma so fat, she broke the GUI.
Posted: 22 Sep 2006, 18:21
by KDR_11k
rattle wrote:Yo momma's like my whiskey, 10 years old and mixed up with coke.
What kind of barbarian mixes his Whiskey with coke?
Posted: 22 Sep 2006, 18:27
by Decimator
Dragon45 wrote:Yo momma so fat, she broke the GUI.
Yo momma's so fat, she satiated the GUImonster.
Posted: 22 Sep 2006, 18:43
by rattle
KDR_11k wrote:rattle wrote:Yo momma's like my whiskey, 10 years old and mixed up with coke.
What kind of barbarian mixes his Whiskey with coke?
Take a look at the Pedo Bear shirt at t-shirt hell and you know where this came from
In soviet russia, FAT is YO MOMMA!
Posted: 22 Sep 2006, 22:52
by Snipawolf
Yo mama so fat, she was mistaken as the fat boy kbot!
Posted: 22 Sep 2006, 22:55
by kirby
yo moma is so stupid she thought cheerios wer doughnut seeds
yo moma is so stupid she locked herself in the bathroom and pissed her self
yo moma is so poor when sombody pressed the door bell sheed stick her head out the windo and say ding dong
Posted: 22 Sep 2006, 23:48
by Lindir The Green
Your mom's so fat, light itself can't escape her gravitational field.
Your mom's so fat, the world revolves around her.
Ooh, and here's one I heard a few years ago:
Your mom's so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits
around the house.
Posted: 22 Sep 2006, 23:50
by Zoombie
Weird Al!
WEIRD AL!
You stole that from Weird Al!
"When I sit around the house, I really sit around the house, because I'm fat! I'm fat, you know, you know! Don't call me pudgy, portly or stout, just tell me once again...who's fat?" (Fat, parody of Bad)
Posted: 23 Sep 2006, 01:57
by Snipawolf
Yo mama so fat she collapsed into herself and made a black hole!
Posted: 23 Sep 2006, 01:58
by kirby
Lindir The Green wrote:Your mom's so fat, light itself can't escape her gravitational field.
Your mom's so fat, the world revolves around her.
Ooh, and here's one I heard a few years ago:
Your mom's so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits
around the house.
ehh thos suk but whoo care hey wait u wer talken about my moma well yo mam is so old she sat behind jesus in the 3rd grade
Posted: 23 Sep 2006, 02:02
by kirby
wait uh oh
ur all talken bout my moma
well yo momas are so fat when u slap there ass u can ride the waves
Posted: 23 Sep 2006, 04:13
by Sheekel
Yo mama so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass
Posted: 23 Sep 2006, 04:23
by Snipawolf
Hehe
Posted: 23 Sep 2006, 08:17
by Forboding Angel
Sheekel wrote:Yo mama so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass
roflmao!
Posted: 25 Sep 2006, 04:03
by nobody2u
knorke wrote:Yo momma's so fat she can de-sync local games.
Yo momma's so fat when you press F2 its all red.