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Scared of an old lady?

Of her coming up the stairs and then stabbing herself and saying ir was me?

Shes faffing around with money. She phoned my parents saturday before accusing me of having a gay sex orgy and said "I dunno about him bringing men back but Im not a lady of the night" implying Im prostituting myself in the room above her bedroom.

AF wrote:Shes faffing around with money. She phoned my parents saturday before accusing me of having a gay sex orgy and said "I dunno about him bringing men back but Im not a lady of the night" implying Im prostituting myself in the room above her bedroom.

Fantastic. As if i didn't have enough trouble sleeping already.

I have trouble sleeping after reading a highly arousing post also.

Cheap Flat for Rent. Are you in dire need of cheap living quarters near Liverpool? All you need is to have a Relationship with a charming (insane) old Lady..

How about a nice Cup of Xanax?

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