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Re: Beginning programming

Posted: 19 Jan 2009, 23:28
by Boirunner
dragon45 uses goto

Re: Beginning programming

Posted: 20 Jan 2009, 08:01
by Dragon45
boirunner doesn't know the difference between a binary tree and a b-tree

Re: Beginning programming

Posted: 20 Jan 2009, 08:02
by Dragon45
boirunner didnt know the difference between P and PSPACE

Re: Beginning programming

Posted: 20 Jan 2009, 15:08
by Boirunner
dragon45 thinks al gore invented dynamic programming

Re: Beginning programming

Posted: 20 Jan 2009, 15:10
by Boirunner
dragon45 uses pascal.h

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#define procedure void
#define then
#define is
#define not !=
#define begin {
#define end }

Re: Beginning programming

Posted: 20 Jan 2009, 15:39
by smoth
you guys.

Re: Beginning programming

Posted: 20 Jan 2009, 19:53
by Dragon45
boirunner is so dumb, he thinks muticore programming is hard because you have to rewrite the program for each core

Re: Beginning programming

Posted: 20 Jan 2009, 19:54
by Dragon45
all of boirunner's C++ and Java code can be written more elegantly and expressively in brainfuck

Re: Beginning programming

Posted: 22 Jan 2009, 15:40
by Boirunner
dragon45 thinks strict typing means he'll get a slap if he makes typos

Re: Beginning programming

Posted: 22 Jan 2009, 15:43
by Boirunner
dragon45 thinks serialization has to do with breakfast food

Re: Beginning programming

Posted: 23 Jan 2009, 21:14
by Dragon45
boirunner calls his local weatherman when he wants to build something in the cloud

Re: Beginning programming

Posted: 23 Jan 2009, 21:15
by Dragon45
boirunner doesn't buy O'Reilly books because he doesn't want to support fox news

Re: Beginning programming

Posted: 23 Jan 2009, 21:21
by MidKnight
Boirunner wrote:dragon45 uses goto
Boirunner uses gota!
why i think that's funny, nobody, including me, shall ever know

Re: Beginning programming

Posted: 24 Jan 2009, 19:24
by Boirunner
dragon45 gets hungry when people talk about bytes

Re: Beginning programming

Posted: 24 Jan 2009, 19:27
by Boirunner
dragon45 gets horny when people talk about strings

Re: Beginning programming

Posted: 24 Jan 2009, 21:41
by Dragon45
boirunner gets out his paddle when people start talking about upstream speeds

Re: Beginning programming

Posted: 24 Jan 2009, 21:41
by Dragon45
boirunner thinks that if it was meant to be easily readable, it wouldn't be called 'code'

Re: Beginning programming

Posted: 25 Jan 2009, 12:37
by Boirunner
dragon45 thinks singleton is short for one metric ton

Re: Beginning programming

Posted: 25 Jan 2009, 12:39
by Boirunner
dragon45 buys a condom when people talk about mono

Re: Beginning programming

Posted: 26 Jan 2009, 06:15
by Snipawolf
This is actually pretty pathetic for you two, you should be ashamed. Really, I thought you guys could troll better.