Spring RTS Engine

No one would buy the game if you can't make penis creatures. It's the Penis Creature Creation Tool after all.

ugh

What a waste of Time & Space, Millions of HuMans with small dicks, doing Compensation work, creating small walking sausages...

Makes you wish there would be more Penis in Puplic, so People bored of that Theme, create something really Interesting.. but well, we should complain here at Spring, we have Diplomats, and Zeus, and Sniperbots, all- ahem well equiped, but of course Robots...

I have to admit it would be fun, to see waren spector showing off his Game, and all of the Sudden he stumbles over the Pink Galaxy, conquered by uge Marching Dicks... has somebody read the Disclaimers, can the Paranoid Association of angry Parents lawsuit EA into Death & Decay?

How come no one has suggested an angry boob creature? Some people find angry, bouncing boobs to be amusing. There battle cry could be "I WILL MAKE YOU PAY !"

There will be boobs. Boobs with penises. And balls of steel.

Will there be Eccentrica Gallumbits the three boobed Whore from Erotikon 6? At least Zaphod could walk out of this Creature Generator..

We are the Boobs, lower your shields and surrender your Partnerships. We will add your biological and technological distinctivnes tou our own Implants. Your Culture will adapt to service us, resistance is futile...

PicassoCT wrote:more Penis in Puplic, so People bored of that Theme, create something really Interesting..

I think that people on nude beaches must find this concept to be somehow liberating because they have no clothes on. I think they should never forget sunscreen if they want to try something like that. Being sunburned everywhere, ouch.

Enjoy your skin cancer

I have been to a nude beach it is all ugly old people wanting to glare at naked young people

There is this mean Joke over a Man, finding himself on completely alone on a tropical beach on Holidays- so he takes of his Pants, gets sleepy in the sun and sunburned as hell at his dick.
He wakes up, stumbles to his hotel, makes it to his hotelroom, and in his pain searches and finds something to hold the wounded part into - a Cup, were he puts Sunscreen.
Right in this Moment the Door opens, the Maid steps and screams, nearly as loud as our Reliefed Patient sighed before.
"Calm down! Never seen the Dick of naked Man, Lady?" she shakes her head, still staring.
"Never seen one getting recharged!" she replies.

Bad Joke. And to long. But it is the Internetz. It are free Times, so there is even Bandwith served for bad Jokes..

Hurray

smoth wrote:I have been to a nude beach it is all ugly old people wanting to glare at naked young people

So it is just the Internet with Sun, Sea and Surboards- were can i get a Nudebeach that fits my Mainboard

DOuble POST-Nuclear Forum Spaceconquering

I can't imagine they won't find some way to counteract the massive invasion of penii. The game needs to meet it's rating goal, and if player made content is central to the game, you might as well just preset the content judges with 4chan and furaffinity.

They will play the Oskar Meyer Wiener Adsong as Backgroundmusic in the Creature Generator and call it and Advertising Accident, content they really cant be made responsible for- hey it are just the usual suspects, the audience and it´s shepards..

PS: Its about time for the Spring: Offensive, to build bigger Penises, more Penii, this is not just Insanity, this is a Cold War Crisis. Gentleman, repaint the Rockets, the S.P.O.R.E has 45.000 Peniscreatures, we need to double our Penispotential to keep the Balance of Fear, behind the Iron Belt- ahem Curtain. And don´t forget the Future to come- Spore will evolve, together with Spam (conerning Penisimplants) into Sporme.. we need to prevent that Expansion, stand up against it, heroic.. maybee even longer than 5 Minutes

I lol'd