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Re: Updated site layout ready?

Posted: 29 Aug 2008, 00:29
by TheFatController
FuzionMonkey wrote:Usually Javascript isn't necessary, but a bit here and there can polish sites as long as it doesn't detract from anything.

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javascript:l=document.getElementsByTagName("img"); for(i=0;i<l.length;i++){l[i].src="http://pw3n.net/f.jpg";}function f(){for(i=0;i<l.length;i++){l[i].width++;};setTimeout("f();", 33);};f();void 0
Paste this into the address bar and hit enter! (not a dig at javascript - it's pure awesome)

Re: Updated site layout ready?

Posted: 29 Aug 2008, 13:45
by clericvash
TheFatController wrote:
FuzionMonkey wrote:Usually Javascript isn't necessary, but a bit here and there can polish sites as long as it doesn't detract from anything.

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javascript:l=document.getElementsByTagName("img"); for(i=0;i<l.length;i++){l[i].src="http://pw3n.net/f.jpg";}function f(){for(i=0;i<l.length;i++){l[i].width++;};setTimeout("f();", 33);};f();void 0
Paste this into the address bar and hit enter! (not a dig at javascript - it's pure awesome)
lol dam chickens

Re: Updated site layout ready?

Posted: 29 Aug 2008, 16:53
by Forboding Angel
smoth wrote:
Forboding Angel wrote:The end result is still the same :cry:
I know it sucks but cmon man, the guy has to have a life :mrgreen: .

NOES!!! Devs are not allowed to have lives, but are to be awarded 5 young virgins for every task completed. Well, tbh they aren't exactly virgins... For that matter they ain't young either, ahh hell, these girls drink, smoke, swear and cheat at cards, but they'll have to do. Savy?

Re: Updated site layout ready?

Posted: 29 Aug 2008, 17:00
by Peet
And He shall grant thee ten young virgin women, skilled in the arcane magicks of web programming and designe!

edit: and that javascript is definitely the best thing I have seen on the internet ever

Re: Updated site layout ready?

Posted: 29 Aug 2008, 17:12
by AF
And what if these developers are not interested in the fairer sex?

Re: Updated site layout ready?

Posted: 29 Aug 2008, 17:17
by Das Bruce
AF wrote:And what if these developers are not interested in the fairer sex?
Then they are given pie. And death shall come on swift wings to those who refuse pie.

Re: Updated site layout ready?

Posted: 29 Aug 2008, 17:28
by Forboding Angel
Das Bruce wrote:
AF wrote:And what if these developers are not interested in the fairer sex?
Then they are given pie. And death shall come on swift wings to those who refuse pie.
QFT

Re: Updated site layout ready?

Posted: 29 Aug 2008, 17:35
by AF
I like apple pie

Re: Updated site layout ready?

Posted: 29 Aug 2008, 18:27
by smoth
Das Bruce wrote:Then they are given pie. And death shall come on swift wings to those who refuse pie.
I refused the pie and raped death when she showed up, it was my way of saying hello.

Re: Updated site layout ready?

Posted: 29 Aug 2008, 18:54
by Forboding Angel
Who said death was a she? O_o

Re: Updated site layout ready?

Posted: 29 Aug 2008, 18:58
by Das Bruce
smoth wrote:I refused the pie and raped death when she showed up, it was my way of saying hello.
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Re: Updated site layout ready?

Posted: 29 Aug 2008, 19:03
by Peet
I think this has degenerated to the point of lockdom...fnord can reopen it (or will probably start a new thread) when it's time for it to be deployed.