Spring RTS Engine

jellyman wrote:

Boirunner wrote: *You risk your relationship because you don't stop playing Spring when you're on the phone with your girlfriend

Or rather you risk your game by allowing your girlfriend to talk to you while playing Spring......

Haha, that's when you know you play WAY too much spring

When you do /ingame and see a number that is closer to 100,000 than it is to 0 T_T

who has the largest ingame in spring?

*your bored and the only thing you can think of doing is writting a comment on how much your addicted to spring

* You look to a beautifull place and thinks "nice texture! "

Every time you want to quit an application you press shift-escape <- guilty (sometimes)

When you post rts jokes o_O;

I love em though.

you brought one of the spring t-shirts

manored wrote:* You look to a beautifull place and thinks "nice texture! "

... i was in the car on the way home the other night...

i looked at the road and thought "wow, thats an awesome texture! it looks so real! and look at the lighting effects!... oh, wait..."

* When your boss is stupid you want to construct a little laser tower on your desk to kick his ass :D

I always want to be able to do that ^^

But there are others bad thing with spring :

* You wait the transport plane to take you a coffee in the -------.
* You are affraid by seeing sub in your bathroom
* You always take a little GPS with you (like a radar)
* You ask for the plans of all where you are going
* You always walk like a robot

* You try to use Spring hotkeys when playing other RTSes. (Guilty - I often catch myself using Ctrl+Z in other games.)

that one i do waaayyy too often.

When you look at a plot of land and think "Hmm, dragon teeth here, and there, and a few LLt's here, and an HLT over there.. That'll keep the base... Damn, we didn't build a base yet..."

Snipawolf wrote:When you look at a plot of land and think "Hmm, dragon teeth here, and there, and a few LLt's here, and an HLT over there.. That'll keep the base... Damn, we didn't build a base yet..."

And then you point your hand at it and expect a nanolathe to come out of your palm.

* Whenever you see a rocky patch of ground in a grassy area, your first reaction is "Hey, I could build a mex here".
* You call conventional shaft mines mexes.
* You wonder why the US military has yet to mount either a laser or a second cannon on any of its tanks. Dammit, what's wrong with Gators or Bulldogs?
* Whenever somebody mentions stealth fighters, the first image that springs to mind is that of a Hawk.
* When the news reports that some gators got loose in the Mississippi, your first reaction is "what the hell, gators aren't amphibs".
* You spend months in your garage trying to make your car look like a construction vehicle/Goliath.
* You succeed.
* Admirably.
* And you installed a sunroof that opens just like a construction vehicle.
* And a nanolathe device pops up.
* And it works.
* And you power it by reclaiming the trees lining your street.

*And you use it to make a kbot lab, spam peewees and exterminate all other lifeforms.