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Posted: 29 Jul 2006, 22:01
by diggz2k
Johns_Volition wrote:I'm a man. I don't cry.
+1

Posted: 29 Jul 2006, 22:27
by SwiftSpear
This is a preemptive strike on the person who says "This topic makes me cry"

I have called your wittiness, and therefore you can now not use your idea because it will make you look stupid.

Posted: 29 Jul 2006, 23:15
by aGorm
People say that guys should not cry... but there obviolsy nuts. Guys have plenty of stuff to cry about. Just don't do it infront of women.... they get the wrong idea.

And by that I mean they try and help and be supportive, which never works. Not that they think your odd for crying...

But yhe.... life sux's alot at times...

aGorm

Posted: 30 Jul 2006, 03:23
by Caydr
Suffering women is the only thing that bothers me. (guys deserve to suffer... screw em)

Posted: 30 Jul 2006, 03:50
by Neddie
When people lie profusely.

Posted: 30 Jul 2006, 04:54
by TDATL
when I try to remember something I forgot or where something is that was missplaced. I say +1 for life as a general cause. thats why I avoid it at all costs.

Posted: 30 Jul 2006, 08:14
by Pathfinder
Mentally, I cry everytime I see how stupid people are when they do idiotic things.

Posted: 31 Jul 2006, 05:21
by Felix the Cat
Image

Posted: 31 Jul 2006, 06:26
by Snipawolf
New thing, emos like that ^^^^^

Posted: 31 Jul 2006, 06:26
by Zoombie
The words...they're dying!

Posted: 31 Jul 2006, 06:29
by Snipawolf
So Stop my breathing and slit my throat!

Posted: 31 Jul 2006, 06:32
by Zoombie
I'll shove a claymore down your throat, run about sixty or so feet away and set it off.

Will that work for you?

Posted: 31 Jul 2006, 06:35
by Snipawolf
What teh hell? A: It's from an emo song... B:C-4 explodes, claymore is a sword LOL

Posted: 31 Jul 2006, 06:42
by Zoombie
Claymore mine. Its a name I've heard somewhere.

But yes, C-4 would work too.

and C: I hate emo songs.

Posted: 31 Jul 2006, 07:51
by Pathfinder
yea a claymore is both a sword and a directional mine. The mine is packed with ball bearings and explodes like a shotgun blast in a certain direction and kills anything up to 30 meters.

Posted: 31 Jul 2006, 09:50
by Charlemagne
Caydr wrote:Suffering women is the only thing that bothers me. (guys deserve to suffer... screw em)
That's just what the women want you to do! They are just as evil as men, if not more.

Posted: 31 Jul 2006, 17:07
by Felix the Cat
Caydr wrote:Suffering women is the only thing that bothers me. (guys deserve to suffer... screw em)
The brave Sir Caydr rides on his warhorse, in search of a Damsel in Distress to rescue!

Go back to the 14th century where you belong, come back occasionally and update AA though.

Posted: 31 Jul 2006, 17:11
by Zoombie
If womens need help they usually say it, show it, or just die inside. Now the first two are easy to recognize, but the third one is the hardest to notice and fix, cause its on the INSIDE.

Posted: 31 Jul 2006, 17:25
by SinbadEV
You know a threads gone emo when the subject of women dieing(dieying?) inside comes up.

<advice type="outofmyass">

Women are broken and full of weird chemicals that make them crazy all the time, the best solution if to medicate them heavily.

Otherwise, everything you need to know about women can be learned by watching Full House, The Wonder Years and Tool Time.

</advice>

Posted: 31 Jul 2006, 17:29
by Felix the Cat
A wise man once told me: if you're at a gas station and you hear a woman mention she has a flat tire, quickly make your way to the nearest way out of the area (front door, back door, mens' room), because she'll have you bent over fixing it within two minutes otherwise.