Posted: 21 Nov 2005, 21:55
first there was lettuce and men said "this tastes worse than polo's!" and so he used sugar to sweeten it and bread to stop the athletic lettuce running away. then day dawned and there was light, and fire and toasties. onions were dug, cheese was brewed. and there was the cheese and onion toastie, and it was good. and god said unto man: " fuck, why didn't i think of that... >,<"
