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a pot of coffee and the bowel movement that follows

angry noobs

melted cheese

the way that arsene wenger sounds when he talks

melted cheese YESSSSSSSS

arsene wenger after drinking a pot of coffee and a pot of melted cheese right before the ensuing bowel movement

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Because the OP is named Cabbage I think farts should be added to the list. They sound great, annoy your friends, dogs can do it too, and when expelled beneath the covers, they ripen overnight.

CarRepairer wrote:and when expelled beneath the covers, they ripen overnight.

The formal term is a "Dutch oven" ;D

KaiserJ wrote:angry noobs

^ the best thing of all

Ohhhhh i'msorry,

Ive done hte old chestnut, manu apologird!

Its ob the cusp of ym grasp, but htere anre many thaning hat ae graet

Cabbage wrote:Ohhhhh i'msorry,

Ive done hte old chestnut, manu apologird!

Its ob the cusp of ym grasp, but htere anre many thaning hat ae graet

hurg

Pedobear, for sure. One of the great inventions of the internet, and so versatile.

Chest Pain

Fat pigeons that softly go, whooo.

I drink coffee because I'm exhausted from the diarrhea, then I get diarrhea because of the coffee. Or is it the other way around? It's one of those chicken-and-egg things. But I'll be damned if I'm going to let chronic explosive diarrhea dictate my beverage intake.