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PicassoCT wrote:PS: Can i have sex with the Curry?

Hmmm....can you eat the woman?

Peet wrote:

PicassoCT wrote:PS: Can i have sex with the Curry?

Hmmm....can you eat the woman?

Woman with Curry.. and there goes the Dilema.. relax everything is eatable

crack is wack

curry and woman are equal? HERESY!

rattle wrote:crack is wack

Just because you sell it - not everybody uses it. Meth for the longlasting effect...

PicassoCT wrote:PS: Can i have sex with the Curry?

Only in Texas and Minnesota currently, but these things take time.

ok..

go get the chick.. chat her up etc.. spend alot of money on her..

then before you take her to your hut in the slums and have your filthy indian way with her..

take her to the curry masters place.

then grab her by the back of her head and smash her face into the spiciest curry mix the old dirty master has..

thus making her vomit all over the place in indignation..

then force them both to eat the curry unless

A. the chick becomes your sex slave for life

B. the curry master becomes your sex slave for life (with curry)

Let's do the logic here:

1. You have zero chance with the second-best woman on Earth, unless you happen to be incredibly wealthy, handsome, and maybe even a decent human being. Hell, let's assume that for everybody here, that the top 100 women aren't available. So, best, or 101st? Hmm.

2. The second-best curry, while probably overpriced, is probably available, and whoever sells it doesn't care how you look, or whether you're charming- you've just gotta bring some money.

Hmm. First-best woman, second-best curry. I win

I have eaten great food when I was on the amalfi coast in Italy. If I ate anything greater then that I could never eat American food again. Surely the old man would find a better person to give his greatest curry to.

So I would bang the woman, it would be a great story.