Considering our resident Zombie attack expert: Zoombie
I have decided to post a topic for zombie attack preparation discussion.
PS. While zoombie wont get it, if you have MSN and want to prepare for zombie attacks, add ionic788@hotmail.com. I have a zombie attack simulator.........
Zombie Attacks
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International Space Station.....
Or, if a space shuttle isnt available, i would go to an abandoned fallout shelter from the cold war (think Terminator:3, as awful as it was) and sit tight in one of those.
Or, i would go with the strategy used in Shawn of the Dead, and mimic them so i could get to where i need to go without using all my ammo :)
Or, if a space shuttle isnt available, i would go to an abandoned fallout shelter from the cold war (think Terminator:3, as awful as it was) and sit tight in one of those.
Or, i would go with the strategy used in Shawn of the Dead, and mimic them so i could get to where i need to go without using all my ammo :)
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Charlemagne
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I would get to the closest uninhabited island (there are many where I live), bringing as much food as a possibly can, as well as clean water, rope, camping-type ------- kits, axes, knives, as many weapons as possible, clothes, medicine, and other assecories.
If I couldn't get a boat (which is unlikely since I know just the place to get one, and I know hot to use it as well) then getting a big, landbound vehicle is an option, and then, get to the road, and don't stop driving until I get to safety.
Also, I would try to bring as many people as my supplies can possibly substain.
If I couldn't get a boat (which is unlikely since I know just the place to get one, and I know hot to use it as well) then getting a big, landbound vehicle is an option, and then, get to the road, and don't stop driving until I get to safety.
Also, I would try to bring as many people as my supplies can possibly substain.
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[K.B.] Napalm Cobra
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Technicaly you only need three wepons. A close combat wepon (for theose nasty "AHHH!" moments when zombies attack you) a Silenced/crowdstopper weapon (your choice) and a Sniper weapon (this is ESSENTIAL!). My weapon lode out is as follows
CloseCombat: Crowbar, not only are thease strong and durable, they can BASH in heads and GOUGE out brains with the best of them! Also they can be used in a non-violent fassion, prying things and hammering stuff.
Silenced/Crowdstopper: Shotgun, but with only a few shells becasue those things are HEVY! You aregoing to be running, bicicling or driving away from the zombie hords after all. If a few zombies are comming at me and i need to get away quickly i aim for the chest and fire both shotgun shells from my doubble barreled shot gun. Even though the zombies wont die (cause i wouldent of hit them in the head) they WOULD be knocked over, allowing me and anyone who is with me can escape. For a silenced weapon i would have somekind of silenced semi-atoumatic guns NOTE: Dont wast your time with atoumatic guns. They are wastfull. See if you want to hit a zombie in the brain then you dont need burst fire. Its wastfull and stuipid. A singleshot gun (preferably semiatoumatic) will allow you to kill zombies quickly (a canadian woman killed 15 zombies in 13 seconts with a semi-atoumatic rifle in 1987). It would be silenced (well no duh)
Sniper: This is the most important gun you will have. This is for when you have set up camp and have a few freinds patrolling the area. Four men once held off 56 zombies in a small rural town with nothing more then three rifles and a crossbow. They took out the zomibes, missing once about ever 10 kills. After a day the houle hord was killed off and their remains where burned. I would like to have a sniper rifle with light ammo, but lets be seirios here. I would actually have a crossbow. With a scope a crossbow can kill a zombie at a quarter of a mile, with NO sound. The zombies wont even notice you fireing at them with this crossbow.
My plan: Is quite simple. Stock up on food stuffs and pack it in a back pack and carrying bag's. Then get on my bike. WHAT you say!! what about your car???? Face it... Zombies are tireless and wont stop. They can pinpoint a sound with a bizzar acuracy and will shuffle towards it slowly, but stedaly. So if you gunn up the engian of a car then every zombie with in ear shot (and thats going to be a lot) will start moning and shuffling towards you. Their moning will atract more zombies and suddenly your in a can of food insted of a car! Also Cars are complicated, breakable and run out of fule. Bicicals are sturdy(ish) and can be repaired relativly easely compaired to a car. Also they are quit, faster then zombies and you can hide from zombies simply by ducking out of view and waiting for the zombies to walk by, then ride away behind them. They probebly wont notice you as you desperatly ride away from them. So i will get my helmit, guns, ammo, food and water then begin to ride away from the city. Any frinds and family in the area will also the do the same and meet me at a prearanged place. After we get out of the city and meet each other then we will go FARHTER from the city. Your survival chance gose up 75% when you leave a city. You have more escape passage ways, less people and no cars running you down.
Once we have gotten far from the city, we will check the radio's and TV's for information on the cirices. Eventualy i plan to get off the continents useing a boat. However Zombie out breaks ususaly never get larger then 50-1000 zombies. the 1000 has yet to be reached. If it dose, start looking for those islands and firing the nukes. Oh and stay away from the malls in the early part of the outbreak. After the panic has been overcome by zombies then you can see if the mall has anything left. Oh and a cricit bat is not an ideal weapon (unless you want to knock them over)
CloseCombat: Crowbar, not only are thease strong and durable, they can BASH in heads and GOUGE out brains with the best of them! Also they can be used in a non-violent fassion, prying things and hammering stuff.
Silenced/Crowdstopper: Shotgun, but with only a few shells becasue those things are HEVY! You aregoing to be running, bicicling or driving away from the zombie hords after all. If a few zombies are comming at me and i need to get away quickly i aim for the chest and fire both shotgun shells from my doubble barreled shot gun. Even though the zombies wont die (cause i wouldent of hit them in the head) they WOULD be knocked over, allowing me and anyone who is with me can escape. For a silenced weapon i would have somekind of silenced semi-atoumatic guns NOTE: Dont wast your time with atoumatic guns. They are wastfull. See if you want to hit a zombie in the brain then you dont need burst fire. Its wastfull and stuipid. A singleshot gun (preferably semiatoumatic) will allow you to kill zombies quickly (a canadian woman killed 15 zombies in 13 seconts with a semi-atoumatic rifle in 1987). It would be silenced (well no duh)
Sniper: This is the most important gun you will have. This is for when you have set up camp and have a few freinds patrolling the area. Four men once held off 56 zombies in a small rural town with nothing more then three rifles and a crossbow. They took out the zomibes, missing once about ever 10 kills. After a day the houle hord was killed off and their remains where burned. I would like to have a sniper rifle with light ammo, but lets be seirios here. I would actually have a crossbow. With a scope a crossbow can kill a zombie at a quarter of a mile, with NO sound. The zombies wont even notice you fireing at them with this crossbow.
My plan: Is quite simple. Stock up on food stuffs and pack it in a back pack and carrying bag's. Then get on my bike. WHAT you say!! what about your car???? Face it... Zombies are tireless and wont stop. They can pinpoint a sound with a bizzar acuracy and will shuffle towards it slowly, but stedaly. So if you gunn up the engian of a car then every zombie with in ear shot (and thats going to be a lot) will start moning and shuffling towards you. Their moning will atract more zombies and suddenly your in a can of food insted of a car! Also Cars are complicated, breakable and run out of fule. Bicicals are sturdy(ish) and can be repaired relativly easely compaired to a car. Also they are quit, faster then zombies and you can hide from zombies simply by ducking out of view and waiting for the zombies to walk by, then ride away behind them. They probebly wont notice you as you desperatly ride away from them. So i will get my helmit, guns, ammo, food and water then begin to ride away from the city. Any frinds and family in the area will also the do the same and meet me at a prearanged place. After we get out of the city and meet each other then we will go FARHTER from the city. Your survival chance gose up 75% when you leave a city. You have more escape passage ways, less people and no cars running you down.
Once we have gotten far from the city, we will check the radio's and TV's for information on the cirices. Eventualy i plan to get off the continents useing a boat. However Zombie out breaks ususaly never get larger then 50-1000 zombies. the 1000 has yet to be reached. If it dose, start looking for those islands and firing the nukes. Oh and stay away from the malls in the early part of the outbreak. After the panic has been overcome by zombies then you can see if the mall has anything left. Oh and a cricit bat is not an ideal weapon (unless you want to knock them over)
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Charlemagne
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BlackLiger
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Hmm. Shops near me sell japanise katanas..... any use?
As for preventing zombie attacks, my area is relatively well set up. I live at the top of the hill across the valley from the grave yard, so if there is an outbreak, i can spot it :)....
Hey, that would make a cool mod. Human survivours (high cost, few units, but adaptable and have long range guns) vs Zombies (close combat, no vehicles of any kind, and only a basic factory and resources...... All units can reclaim in the case of zombies.......)
As for preventing zombie attacks, my area is relatively well set up. I live at the top of the hill across the valley from the grave yard, so if there is an outbreak, i can spot it :)....
Hey, that would make a cool mod. Human survivours (high cost, few units, but adaptable and have long range guns) vs Zombies (close combat, no vehicles of any kind, and only a basic factory and resources...... All units can reclaim in the case of zombies.......)
*Alantai returns in his TARDIS with the much reputed KEY TO TIME! (see dr.who episodes with Tom Baker and those purple crystal thigns)*
With this new key to time I can do anything!
*Alantai summons forth zombies in every grave yard then imposes a time loop that repeats every tiem a zombie reaches the boundaries of the graveyard much tot he disapointment of grave robbers and people visiting graes who have to suffer beign killed over and over again for all eternity. Muhahahahahahahahahhahahah*
So zoombie isnt a zoombie in the sense that he's capable of summoning zombies and controlling them to do his bidding? man I thought you had that black mojo going on there Z man. I could always become a necromancer and be the Dark lord for you zoombie but I have other thigns such as walking though wlls and this damned AI not to mention A levels and that twit I know. *Thinks of Angband and ring wraiths*
With this new key to time I can do anything!
*Alantai summons forth zombies in every grave yard then imposes a time loop that repeats every tiem a zombie reaches the boundaries of the graveyard much tot he disapointment of grave robbers and people visiting graes who have to suffer beign killed over and over again for all eternity. Muhahahahahahahahahhahahah*
So zoombie isnt a zoombie in the sense that he's capable of summoning zombies and controlling them to do his bidding? man I thought you had that black mojo going on there Z man. I could always become a necromancer and be the Dark lord for you zoombie but I have other thigns such as walking though wlls and this damned AI not to mention A levels and that twit I know. *Thinks of Angband and ring wraiths*
What! Of course the zombie menece is quite real, you think i would joke about something as sirios as the zombie threat!Sheekel said "where did these zombies in 1987 come from, or are you talking about a movie?
I never thought they were real...ive read about em online but i think the people who claim to have been attacked are just idiots....
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just kidding! No, im not psyco i just like zombies and zombie movies casue their cool! Thats all. My "information" commes from my imagination (some would call it nerousis but guss what! All of those guys are DEAD! Yah <bangs on the floor with my foot> hows it going down their guys!) and a joke book called the Zombie Survivl Guide by Max Brooks. Its funny becasue it takes itself so siriously its funny! It comes with "real" zombie outbreaks through out time. I referenced one of my favorets in the post above. Dawn of the Dead (the 1971 version not the craptastic reamake) is my favoret movie. One of my favoret things about it is the commersalisim satire that they jammed into it. Its not subtle satire (like say..... uhhh....) but insted its IN YOUR FACE satire like in Team America World Police whitch every one said was funny! I thought it was a gimmicky crap movie with fart jokes, sex jokes and profanity. Thats about it! ITS NOT THAT FUNNY DAMN IT!