Team died messages!

[1v0ry_k1ng]

you guys suck at death messages

[TheFatController]

(%s) got a sucky death message

[Gota]

We have arrived at the post-funny,cynical death message era.

[TheFatController]

So Caydr and NOiZE both have namedrops.. *nudge nudge*

[1v0ry_k1ng]

(%s) thinks fatcontroller should fix the sea game already
etc

[Gota]

(%s) confused 1 with 0

[soupcan]

should have aimed the gun away from face
tried to test out how the bomb really works
decided to solo a enemy base
should try not to get filled with holes next time
was taught a nuclear lesson
failed to spot the dymanite

[Beherith]

(%s) learned how to stop worrying and love the Bomb.

[zwzsg]

I hope they'll be spellchecked before being added because some of these make my eyes bleed.

[Pako]

(%s) pondered what his death message would be.
(%s) doesn't even deserve a death message.
(%s) is the lucky BADSD victim number 1000001.
(%s) thought the game was supposed to be balanced.

[Gota]

(%s) thought the game was supposed to be balanced.

^^

[TradeMark]

(%s) Got distracted by porn

[Blue_Falcon]

bump.

Wouldn't voom if you put 4000 volts through them!
We needz moar Monty Python.

[bartvbl]

(%s) thought Ctrl+a Ctrl+d was a secret cheat

[Edible]

We have arrived at the post-funny,cynical death message era.

"(%s) Arrived at the post-funny,cynical death message era." You mean

[[RRU]RockmoddeR]

Discovered the Higgs boson
Couldn't resist pushing the shiny red button
Discovered what the D key does about 30 seconds too late
Forgot that cloaking is a EM spectral illusion, not a cape
Thought they were spectating
Went AFK
Must be in the bathroom
Bought the windfarm on CCR
Drop-kicked the bucket
Thought RTS stood for Really Tarnished Silver
Discovered the source of the beeping too late
Was trampled by a flea stampede
Put all of their eggs in one Advanced fusion
Must remember that there is no I in team
Was a Nazi
Thought that the plasma battery on their battleship needed replacing with a few double a's
Prefers to stay inside
Found out why you don't look into the Portal Gun's operational end
Would rather be mowing the lawn anyways
Tripped over the wireless phone cord
Asked the hardware store clerk for a left-handed screwdriver
Forgot the list
Is now merely a figment of your imagination


They made me lol.

[Sabutai]

Some might have been posted allready:

Player got caught on the wrong side of a boomstick.
Player made a little dance on Mount Doom.
Player made a lethal mistake.
Player shall suffer no longer.
Today is Players bad hair day.
Player got zerged.
Player won't nag you anymore.
Player has been AFK.
Did Player move at all?
Player lost his marbles.
Player tried a rocketjump.
Player needs D-Gunning lessons.
No Hotkeys were pressed by Player.
Player didn't read Sun Tzu.
Player meet Lucifer, Lucifer this is Player.
Player walks in the vally of the shadow of death.
Player is looking at the roof of a church.
Player is running up a hill.
Player got telefragged.
Player couldn't find his peons.
Player misclicked.
Player came, saw and was done for.
Player vanished.
Player has been distributed.
Player is now a bystander.
Player forgot to check comends.
Player shouldn't have become a stuntman.
Player couldn't afford the A-Team.
Player couldn't find the A-Team.
Player secured his deathmessage.
Player leaves nothing.
There's no cure for Player.
Player didn' take enough potions.Player should grab a snickers.
Player is catfood.
Player passed a grassy knoll.
Player had an overdose.
Players body was placed in a cask of brandy.

[babbles]

Player couldn't afford the A-Team.
Player couldn't find the A-Team.

The A-Team found Player.

[Jazcash]

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(%s)I think this has just turned into a fun-free-for-all-fanatic-following. Everybody knows Fatty isn't going to add any of these any more so we're all just having a lol.

[TradeMark]

(%s) was writing new fancy death message in the "Team died messages!" thread on the Spring forums.