Normal People

SinbadEV · Post by **SinbadEV** » 04 Nov 2005, 17:53

I propose we invent "normal people" jokes that smart people make about the average man and women of the planet in order to make them feel bad about themselves. I don't like normal people.

For Example:

If your VCR is set to the wrong time, you might be normal.

If you call your ISP because your computer won't turn on, you might be normal.

If you watch more then 4 hours of TV a day, you might be normal.

Any other examples, or should I come up with a better label for the average people I want to mock?

FizWizz · Post by **FizWizz** » 04 Nov 2005, 18:06

to borrow a term from Scott Adams, Induhviduals.

Post by **jcnossen** » 04 Nov 2005, 18:47

If your VCR is set to the wrong time, you might be normal.

That's just lazy, it has nothing to do with being normal.

SinbadEV · Post by **SinbadEV** » 04 Nov 2005, 19:10

Okay... well...

If you can't hook up a VCR, DVD, and Sound System, you might be normal.

Guessmyname · Post by **Guessmyname** » 04 Nov 2005, 19:27

If you spend less than an hour a day on your computer, you might be normal

If you wear burberry, text people lots and have the IQ of a sledgehammer, you are most definately normal...

Caydr · Post by **Caydr** » 04 Nov 2005, 19:36

If anyone driving slower than you is a moron and anyone driving faster than you is a maniac, you might be normal.

SinbadEV · Post by **SinbadEV** » 04 Nov 2005, 22:26

If you think video games, cartoons and action figures are for children, you might be normal.

[K.B.] Napalm Cobra · Post by **[K.B.] Napalm Cobra** » 04 Nov 2005, 22:52

If you don't know what |337 means you might be normal. Or just n00b.

Weaver · Post by **Weaver** » 04 Nov 2005, 22:53

These normal people sound strange.

Min3mat · Post by **Min3mat** » 04 Nov 2005, 22:58

what was that Napalm Cobra? only n00bs spell l33t l337? ;P

SinbadEV · Post by **SinbadEV** » 04 Nov 2005, 23:02

was that |337? or l337

Aun · Post by **Aun** » 04 Nov 2005, 23:21

Guessmyname wrote:If you spend less than an hour a day on your computer, you might be normal

If you wear burberry, text people lots and have the IQ of a sledgehammer, you are most definately normal...

In England at least

(I completely agree btw)

Caydr · Post by **Caydr** » 05 Nov 2005, 08:27

What's the deal with all these asshats text messaging? The entire communication industry is moving forward except for these faddish retards who would probably jump on a bandwagon to use messenger pigeons.

Maelstrom · Post by **Maelstrom** » 05 Nov 2005, 09:10

This applies perfectly here.
http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=30

Sheekel · Post by **Sheekel** » 06 Nov 2005, 01:59

so i guess you found "pure Pwnage," Napalm Colbra.

Ive been following that site since....its the funniest stuff in teh w0rld!

BOOOM HEADSHOT!!!BOOOM HEADSHOT!!!! rofl

FizWizz · Post by **FizWizz** » 07 Nov 2005, 16:36

normal people think that modding Civics is cool.

Caydr · Post by **Caydr** » 07 Nov 2005, 18:58

Nobody thinks that civics are cool.

FizWizz · Post by **FizWizz** » 09 Nov 2005, 18:55

There's a whole lot of nobody around here then, and if you throw in the Integra fanboys as well, you've got an all-out suckfest.

SwiftSpear · Post by **SwiftSpear** » 09 Nov 2005, 22:04

Caydr wrote:If anyone driving slower than you is a moron and anyone driving faster than you is a maniac, you might be normal.

Not true, the idiots only drive slower then me in the passing lane. They can go as slow as they want in the right lane for all I care. There is no idiot more idiotic then the old woman who is getting passed by people on her right who are traveling the speed limit, yet I see them all the time.

Zoombie · Post by **Zoombie** » 09 Nov 2005, 23:49

You know your normal when you invasion gamers as hunched monstrosity├óÔé¼Ôäós barely recognizable to be human, and you KNOW for a fact that good music stopped coming out thirty years ago.

You know your normal when you believe Jack Thompson and his fellow anti-game lackeys.

By the way i would like to say now that anti gamer people are either A) stupid
Or B) trying to get rich/famous by telling a bunch of parents who cant control there kids that its Video games fault.

I mean just look at http://www.stopkill.com and you├óÔé¼Ôäóll see how logic (and countless studies by the U.S and Australia├óÔé¼Ôäós Medical General) and empirical evidence (like statistics showing how this generation of Americans is actually the most peaceful and law abiding since├óÔé¼┬ªwell since ever!) seems to go right over these people heads.

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