Omegle: AWESOME KICKASS WINCAKES

[BaNa]

http://omegle.com/

its a chat page where you get connected to another internet-dweller anonymously. Hilarity ensues.

some better chats:

http://youstranger.net/index.php

haha, there is even site for finding your stranger if you disconnected

http://omegleconnect.blogspot.com/

[Spawn_Retard]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: hello
You: how are you :)?
Stranger: not so good ;/u+
Stranger: ?
You: why not?
You: im okay
You: i have work to do
You: but i thought id come on here first
Stranger: my boyfriend just break up ;(
Stranger: broke'
Stranger: okeyy
You: thats a shame, why did you break up?
Stranger: he did?
You: lol
Stranger: he dumped me for another girl;/
You: yes
You: oh
You: how long were you togther?
Stranger: 3 years..
You: wow
You: long time
You: just decided to just leave you?
Stranger: yee i know
Stranger: he's the father of the child im pregnant with too
You: wow
You: messed up
You: well
Stranger: he cheated on me for a while and then i said
You: did you know he was?
Stranger: u'lll have to choose, me or her, and he picked her so..
Stranger: ye
You: even with the child
Stranger: yeaa
You: thats harsh
Stranger: it sucks
Stranger: im thinking about suicide
You: you shouldnt, its not a way to make you feel any better
Stranger: but dont know..
Stranger: yes it is:p
Stranger: my child would'nt have to grow up without a father
You: why do you think killing yourself would be an answer?
Stranger: i know it would
You: just because it isnt his biological father
Stranger: my mum and my twin sister both did it
You: does not mean someone else can care
You: lol
Stranger: yeabut still
Stranger: lol? u find this funny
Stranger: ?
Stranger: u bastard
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


I love people who try to troll you over omegle, you should really leave out stuff like your mother and sister dying so that you dont look fake.

[Apollo]

4/5 people i talk to on Omegle is a guy trolling as a girl lol

[jcnossen]

How can you tell? There is a part of society where this shit actually happens AFAIK. This one's a little over the top, but I mean where do you draw the line?

[Spawn_Retard]

hmm, nice delete appollo, messed up my post

Wtf is with people proclaiming they are from china, it doesnt seem hilarious to me

[jcnossen]

Maybe its the lupus affecting your humor.

[Apollo]

yeah ive been getting alot of peolpe saying they are from china.

[BaNa]

some of them apparently are. the other 9/10 is 4chan

[Jish]

i just arranged to meet up with someone for gay sex.

[JohannesH]

Stranger: where r u from?
You: finland. you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[smoth]

hmm, nice delete appollo, messed up my post

Wtf is with people proclaiming they are from china, it doesnt seem hilarious to me

Lupus makes you think strange things.

[bobthedinosaur]

no narwhals?

[BaNa]

lol i submitted that convo on youstranger, it was probably the most fun i had on a chat ever.

[Spawn_Retard]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
You: :S
Stranger: hi
You: :D*
Stranger: form?
Stranger: * from?
You: UK
You: you>?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or save this log or send us feedback.

Ima say china from now on, seems a better option, also, these people have to much lupus

[BaNa]

fuck, whenever ppl start with asl or from, i just send them a tinyurl'd shocksite for the lols.

[Spawn_Retard]

It seems alot more people use it these days, and the conversations dont get past a/s/l, or where you from?

i've had about 10 conversations that have lasted 10 seconds


sucks ass man.

[Vabor]

How can you people be so blind? This is the perfect tool to advertise Spring with! I know thats what Im using it for.

[Jish]

bah "hello", "how are you?", "asl?" is so boring

[Jazcash]

Stranger: Hi
You: Shutup
(Disconnect)

I did this about 20 times, feels good.

[Spawn_Retard]

You name it, ill build it.