Forum Game: Jail Break
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Not until you said that. Now the mask comes back and sets the poo on fire. Then it leaves through the barred window. *HINT HINT*
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COME BACK MASK AS I LOOK OUt the BARS TO SEE WHAT BASTARD WOULD TAKE MY FLAMING POO ANd MASK!
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You look out the window. Its a ten foot drop. Below is a person with your mask. There is also a door in front of the man.
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I yell, out the window, are you the guy I am here to rape!?! Who are you ?
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I rattle the door in horny rage and give it a good shove with my crotch, what does the door do as I angrily tugg at the bars?
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They stay where they are. The man says "Im not talking to you unless you have my key". Could he possibly be talking about the key you swallowed?
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I am not interested in talking..... humps the door again.... you'll have to wait on the key I ate it in my boredom because I was not raping you. I can give you the key maybe tomorrow.
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I pee in my mouth, inducing myself to throw up out the window.
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the weight of my previous actions fall upon me, and my overwhelming disgust causes me to throw up. I throw up, and the key falls out the window and hits the man in the head. Knowing that throwup contains hydrochloric acid, i place the throwup onto the window's bars and the lock, in hopes that they will corrode.
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Me was just to late... forget this post..
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You drink your own pee, looking like your giving yourself a blow job. You'll have to wait for the urine to go down into your stomach before the acids make you throw up.
Last edited by Vabor on 22 Feb 2009, 14:15, edited 1 time in total.
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Vabor wrote:Next to you is a large pumpkin
Vabor wrote:What pumpkin? I said no such thing.
Vabor wrote:You search throughout the jail cell for a pumpkin you are quite sure you have never seen.
Vabor wrote:What is this pumpkin I keep hearing about?
Vabor wrote:You put on a mask that you found next to a pumpkin
Just shutup. This thread sucks. I bend the bars open with my bear hands and escape.
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You can not possibly bend the bars. They are cemented in the window. You need more VIM points if you wish to bend them. Current VIM status:34 points(need 500 to bend bars)
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Unable to bend barsomon ... Digivolve to .... ABLE TO BEND BARSOMON!Vabor wrote:You can not possibly bend the bars. They are cemented in the window. You need more VIM points if you wish to bend them. Current VIM status:34 points(need 500 to bend bars)
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Really? Might I remind you the NO CRAP RULE is still in effect.
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So what, 5-10 seconds? Done waiting, let's just try finger down the throat.Vabor wrote:... wait for ... stomach ...
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You are near ready to throw up. The man outside the window has a ladder and is waiting for the key.
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I commit suicide by swallowing the pumpkin.