Insane Feature Requests

[PicassoCT]

Well lets make a Thread about impossible & Insane Features you want to see in Spring- everyone, one at a time, and pleaze no "This would be so cool-" Featurerequests.. this is a serious thread to level up Springs Insanityfactor..

Example: I always thought that a real great comander, not matter in what Mod or what Version, should Hover in a Bathtube over the Battlefield.. so this is my I-request for next Springupdate- give them a way to relax on the Battlefield. All great Comanders in HIstory (Churchill&the RubberDuck), Novels (Hitchhierks Guide) or Animes (Banner of the Stars) fullfilled there Missions in warm Water. This I-Request should have Priorty even over Bugfixing.

Now it´s your turn... beat that..

[Lumpy]

With every boxed edition of spring comes a mountable hand that you attach to your monitor..

then there would be an in game button where you get to slap your opponents / team mate for being a tard

[[Krogoth86]]

Spring should be ported to DX11!
Top that...

[Teutooni]

A clear, easy to use, intuitive ragequit button or a ragequit reminder.

Failing that, lobby autospam features, saying a user defined message like "8v8 hueg DSD come plai epic war!!" every minute in #main.

Should be fairly easy to do, so what's keeping you?

P.S. I really could use Lumpy's tard-slapper. Guess I need to buy the box when it comes out.

[Hoi]

everyone gets a microphone so you can flame admins if they ban you

[rattle]

Spring should be ported to DX1!
Top that...

fix that

[manored]

Maps composed of several particles in a huge 3D space that are atracted to each other by gravit forming planets.

[Cabbage]

A clear, easy to use, intuitive ragequit button or a ragequit reminder.

I programed one quite a while ago, i don't know why everyone overlooks it

[Teutooni]

I programed one quite a while ago, i don't know why everyone overlooks it

I think we should have it come with spring installer as default!

[Cabbage]

Code: Select all

Comnap=0
[PLAI]

Comnap=1
[RAEGQUIT!1]

Feel free to commit it, i don't mind sharing my deep technical knowledge for the good of the community..

[Elkvis]

A fully dynamic weather system. With water that was completely dynamic and interacted with land, objects, wind, explosions, and also broke into surf wave if necessary. rain, wind, storms too.

[Dragon45]

i haev insane feature request

a properly multithreaded engine LOL!

[manored]

A thought-based interface.

[REVENGE]

Emmanuel becomes our lead developer, translator, documentation writer, PR official, and server admin.

[Teutooni]

Emmanuel becomes our lead developer, translator, documentation writer, PR official, and server admin.

Oh wow, that truly was an insane suggestion.

[Machiosabre]

i haev insane feature request

a properly multithreaded engine LOL!

I thought multi threading was in next version :-

[Michilus_nimbus]

A Belgian government that doesn't fall every 4 months.

[Muzic]

Emmanuel becomes our lead developer, translator, documentation writer, PR official, and server admin.

Or atleast our PR guy

[PicassoCT]

I demand Russian Roulett- Spring- Option.. once you lose, Spring erases your hardrive, overheats your CPU... so this Game could be your last one..

PS: Ragequit counts as loss.

[Peet]

A Belgian government that doesn't fall every 4 months.

lua!