The Truth About Epimendes
-<bartofslaves> EPIMENDES DGUNNED ME
-<[STD]JustinCase> epimendes raped my girlfriend and killed my dog
-Epimendes invented cancer.
-Epimendes ate Rondacs's cat. Without mustard.
-Epimendes invented epidemics.
-Epimendes was responsible for wwi, wwii, and Wii.
-Epimendes assassinated Archduke Franz Ferdinand.
-Epimendes bankrupted Enron.
-Epimendes wrote the script for Robo Cop 3.
-Epimendes crashed into the Titanic and sunk it.
-Epimendes single-handedly destroyed the USS Arizona during the bombing of Pearl Harbor.
-Epimendes was Charles Manson's personal assistant.
-Epimendes fought for the South in the US Civil War.
-Epimendes ghost-wrote and directed Star Wars Episodes 1-3. His personal contribution to the story was Jar Jar Binks.
-Epimendes was the first person to sell crack in the ghetto.
-Epimendes shot Tupac.
-Epimendes ate the last cookie.
-Epimendes invented global warming.
-Epimendes invented New Zealand.
-Epimendes made the Mayans disappear.
-Epimendes created "Deus Ex: Invisible War".
-Epimendes was responsible for taking Firefly off the air.
-Epimendes got Family Guy cancelled twice.
-Epimendes secretly funds both evolution proponents and creationist organizations.
-Epimendes once caught a bullet with his bare hands, ground it into poweder, and then fed it to a baby who later died of lead poisoning.
-Epimendes is the lead shareholder in Diebold.
-Epimendes programs in COBOL.
-Epimendes was the foreman during the construction of Hell.
-Epimendes traveled back in time and killed Adam at the moment of his Creation. Any indications of human life you may see are merely figments of Epimendes' imagination.
-Epimendes faked the moon landings.
-Epimendes does not worship Satan. Satan worships Epimendes.
-Epimendes drove the tank over protesters in Tiananmen Square.
-Epimendes shot 50 Cent nine times and missed his vitals on purpose.
-Epimendes was a successful suicide bomber four times during the '90s.
-Epimendes is the reason why Quebec isn't independent.
-Epimendes was kicked to the moon by Chuck Norris, broke the moon, and promptly fell back to earth with the pieces of the moon, causing widespread devastation.
-Epimendes kidnapped Elvis.
-Epimendes was the waiter in Matrix Reloaded.
-Epimendes knows where Jimmy Hoffa is buried.
-Epimendes created the one Ring of Sauron.
-Epimendes wrote Ewoks into the script in Return of the Jedi.
-Epimendes caused Atlantis to be lost forever.
-Epimendes killed Jesus, and he'll do it again when he comes back.
-Epimendes burned Rome while Nero played the lyre.
-Epimendes created YouTube. Now all hope is lost for the human race.
-Epimendes exists. This is the single worst thing to happen to the world.
-Epimendes is hiding the perpetual energy machine from the world.
-Epimendes is the reason nothing can go faster than light.
-Epimendes uses pregnant women as yule logs at Christmas.
-Epimendes is the one who sends everyone fruitcakes at Christmas.
-Epimendes is the cause of male impotence.
-Epimendes causes toast to always land butter-side-down.
-Epimendes feeds old ladies to their cats.
-Epimendes is the reason Tired has so many smurfs.
-Xenu is another way of spelling Epimendes.
-Epimendes runs North Korea from a hidden fortress beneath Mount Doom.
-Epimendes pees in the holy water.
-Epimendes parks his Hummer crooked so that he takes up four spaces.
-Three out of five rapists are Epimendes.
-Four out of five therapists are Epimendes.
-Six out of five cops are Epimendes.
-Two plus two equals five when Epimendes tells it to.
-Epimendes wrote the Matrix sequels.
-Nine out of ten WoW admins are Epimendes.
-Epimendes is a Wikipedia moderator.
-Epimendes created SpeedMetal.
-Epimendes is the reason why Schr├â┬Âdinger's Cat is dead.
-Epimendes, through a careful eugenics program and heavy propaganda, is responsible for the existence of all Internet furry communities.
-Epimendes will rise up out of the sea, having seven heads and ten horns, and upon his horns ten crowns, and upon his heads the name of blasphemy.
-Epimendes is Paris Hilton's publicist.
-Epimendes put the dog in the dog house.
-Epimendes killed all firstborn sons of Egypt and blamed it on God.
-Epimendes is Paris Hilton when he cross-dresses.
-Epimendes invented Zwinky.
-Job suffered because he saw Epimendes.
-Epimendes sets fire to nuns on weekends.
-Epimendes is the star of hello.jpg.
-Epimendes is the one trolling AF.
-Epimendes has not washed himself since the early 1700s, when he bathed in the blood of children that he had previously raped and eaten.
-Epimendes filled his yard fence to fence with puppies and then mowed the lawn.
-The Holocaust didn't involve Zyklon B, it used a picture of Epimendes.
-Epimendes rigged the tortoise-hare race by breaking the hare's legs and feeding the tortoise illegal narcotic stimulants.
-A narcotic is considered a stimulant when Epimendes tells it to!
-Epimendes is what the fnords cannot see.
-The Da Vinci code decodes to "Epimendes".
-Nostradamus' final prophecy is Epimendes.
-Epimendes is the one delaying Duke Nukem Forever.
-Epimendes sells crystal meth to children.
-Epimendes can tek2krog before the first flash arrives.
-Epimendes commnaps his teammates with Atlases and then self-d's them over their own bases.
-Epimendes is the result of a failed fell mood.
-Epimendes is known to the state of California to complicate pregnancy and cause birth defects and disfiguration.
-Epimendes eats happniess and shits pure malevolence.
-Possession of Epimendes bears capital punishment. The sentence is death by Epimendes.
-The existence of Epimendes is against the Geneva Convention.
-Epimendes voted for Hitler; the rest of the country was afraid to disagree.
-Epimendes supports Hillary Clinton for President.
-Epimendes broke Sheekel's ankle.
-Epimendes is known among his coworkers as "George W. Bush Jr.".
-Epimendes programmed the voting machines in Ohio.
-Epimendes designed the butterfly ballot.
-Googling for Epimendes returns only "I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave."
-Robots push humans down stairs to protect them from the terrible secret of Epimendes.
-Epimendes found Waldo. This caused Waldo great suffering.
-Epimendes causes server countdowns.
-Epimendes is the reason you need a firewall.
-Epimendes stole your bike.
-Epimendes occasionally dons a fursuit. He is then known as Pedobear.
-Wezel is still OP when Epimendes is using it.
-Epimendes is behind the SmuG conspiracy.
-Disbelief in Epimendes is the leading cause of death in America.
-The Great Wall of China was built to keep Epimendes out. It failed.
-When Epimendes is sucked into a black hole, the black hole suffers.
-When Jesus was nailed to the cross, Epimendes set it on fire.
-The Epimendes thread will be locked by Epimendes.
-Epimendes is the fate that awaits those who believe Epimendes is misspelled.
-<tombom> i can sum up the past hour of main with one word: epimendes
-Division by zero is a fatal error because the result is Epimendes.
-Epimendes created Visual Basic.
-Epimendes created telemarketing.
-The Church of Scientology worships Epimendes.
-Epimendes is the reason anime characters are always emo.
-Epimendes is, unfortunately.
-Epimendes made Bethesda create Fallout 3.
-Epimendes is in ur pants, eating ur harbl.
-Epimendes sets fire to babies, eats nuns, and sleeps with altar boys.
-Epimendes causes droughts in Africa.
-Epimendes was elected president of the USA 27 times in a row.
-Epimendes perpetuates stereotypes by writing tasteless black comedies and airing them on public television.
-It is dark. You are likely to be eaten by Epimendes.
-At the end of the null pointer awaits Epimendes.
-Epimendes created the first Chuck Norris joke.
-When Epimendes prays, the church has to be exorcised.
-Epimendes leaves his kids locked in the car for 8 hours while he works at the office.
-Epimendes commits regicide on a regular basis.
-Epimendes told emos to cut themselves.
-Epimendes is hilarious in the same sense that Down's syndrome is hilarious.
-Epimendes once killed a woman and impersonated her long enough to feed her poisoned remainds to her husband.
-Epimendes personally trained every lawyer working for the RIAA.
-<PawC> what should we do with epimendes? <Kai_T> Epimendes? Run, and keep him the hell away from your eye sockets. <KDR_11k> You don't do anything with Epimendes. Epimendes does things with YOU!
-In the event of Epimendes, lock up your daughter, lock up your wife, lock up your back door and run for your life.
-Epimendes has the death sentence in twelve systems.
-Epimendes is War. Epimendes is also Famine, Pestilence, and Death.
-Epimendes gave the pool AIDS.
-Epimendes is the reason everyone plays SpeedMetal, DeltaSiegeDry, Small Supreme Battlefield, and Altored Divide.
-Epimendes invented reality TV.
-The concept of Epimendes was first discovered by Socrates. The only way to get rid of the suffering was also first discovered by Socrates.
-Epimendes cannot be killed, but he likes to make you think he can.
-Epimendes doesn't ever wash and takes public transit during rush hour when the trains are packed.
-Epimendes invented grinding in MMOs.
-Epimendes can and does cheat at everything, including poker, online games, and death.
-Volunteering to work on the Spring GUI is an excellent way of being noticed by Epimendes. Being noticed by Epimendes is an excellent way of disappearing, never to be seen or heard from again.
-Epimendes is the founder of the GNAA.
-Epimendes is the reason why the Mexicans are fleeing Mexico.
-Epimendes taints water reserves with illegal drugs, oil, viruses and dead bodies.
-The Manhattan Project initially planned to just drop Epimendes, but that was deemed too cruel.
-Epimendes makes Internet memes propagate.
-Epimendes is not the embodiment of pure evil. Pure evil is the embodiment of Epimendes.
-Epimendes has a permanent seat in the UN Security Council.
-God created the great flood to get rid of Epimendes.
-Everyone knows sodomy but only Epimendes knows gomorrhy.
-The limit of suffering as X approaches infinity is Epimendes.
-Epimendes refuses to harm masochists because he wants to see them suffer.
-Epimendes knows that raping virgins does not cure AIDS. He prescribes it anyways.
-Epimendes killed the last of the dodo birds.
-Epimendes buried dinosaur fossils in the ground to confuse scientists.
-Epimendes created differential equations.
-Epimendes is not physically capable of engaging in consensual sex.
-Epimendes has perfected rape to the point where he can rape even inanimate objects just by looking at them.
-Epimendes carries all known diseases in a bottle of milk he feeds to babies.
-Epimendes may contain nuts.
-Epimendes pet is Cthulu.
-Epimendes is physically incapable of passing by an anthill without stepping on it, and then grabbing handfuls of it and throwing it at children.
-Epimendes is the reason why loli haets pizza.
-Epimendes once locked the entire FBI in the trunk of his car.
-In high school, Epimendes was voted "Most likely to go to hell, then rape, murder, rape, eat, and rape everything there, in that order."
-"Death by Epimendes" is a fallacy. Death does not even compare to Epimendes.
-Epimendes is the only reason #main exists.
-Epimendes is what drove Caydr to make AA.
-Epimendes hosts 4chan.
-Epimendes makes modern art out of kittens and creatively applied metal spikes.
Epimendes
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Felix the Cat
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-Epimendes destroyed the former 4th planet from the sun, Bacchus.
-Epimendes poaches rhinos.
-Epimendes works for the church. He loves the screams in the halls of the inquisition.
-Epimendes ordered the destruction of Alderaan.
-Jesus came back to life because after death Epimendes awaited him.
-Epimendes rushes in where angels fear to tread.
-Epimendes told the man in the wheelchair "stand up, you're healed", then laughed as the man found out he wasn't.
-Epimendes goes under the alias Jack Thompson these days.
-Epimendes once killed a baby that wasn't even there, just to see if he could do it.
-Epimendes inspired all dead baby jokes.
-Posting a picture of Epimendes is worst than posting lemonparty, goatse and tubgirl all in one post.
-Epimendes once burned down a nunnery that obstructed his view of his own wanted poster.
-Epimendes doesn't just eat babies, he does it in front of their mothers.
-Epimendes sends kittens in the mail. To make sure he adds air holes to them.
-Epimendes eats people while they're alive and makes them watch.
-Epimendes single-handedly programmed Windows ME.
-Epimendes was once cast in Temple of Doom, until he really removed a heart during rehearsal.
-Epimendes has a collection of crutches that he stole away from the cripples.
-Epimendes has a collection of cripples that he stole away from their crutches.
-Epimendes is capable of brutally murdering abstract concepts.
-Epimendes created Al Sharpton in an act of pure willpower.
-Epimendes would hurt those who misspell his name, except that the word "hurt" does not come close to describing those acts.
-The only word evil evnul to describe Epimendes accurately is Epimendes.
-Epimendes cannot be to the power of two, such a thing causes an overflow on all known computer architectures.
-Epimendes once raped a bulled that was being fired at him while it was still in the air.
-Mention of Epimendes is a bannable offense in /b/.
-Epimendes calls Rule 34 on himself.
-Epimendes keeps a harem that contains males, females, and in-betweens for 30 species, as well as corpse versions of each.
-Epimendes skinned his grandmother with an old spoon.
-Epimendes killed Dumbledore.
-Epimendes contracted anthrax, black death, and AIDS all at once. He then gave it all to a small African village for the lulz.
-Epimendes was a prophet, too. When he told people "you'll die in a gruesome death", it always came true.
-Epimendes boxes with gloves made from babies that he himself aborted.
-Epimendes performs abortions on people who were born years earlier.
-Epimendes shot Bambi's mother.
-Epimendes once drowned an entire country in a septic tank, one person at a time.
-Epimendes is the reason pigs are considered unclean.
-Epimendes feeds toxic waste to the homeless.
-Epimendes rapes blind men, women, children, or any other human with or without legs.
-Epimendes once murdered an orphan who was already dead.
-Epimendes is the manager of your local Wal-Mart.
-Epimendes invented glue because he hates horses and orphans.
-Epimendes once force-fed dogfood to a priest, then he force-fed the priest to a dog.
-Epimendes once raped a baby before it was even conceived.
-Epimendes once murdered a rock in front of its parents.
-Epimendes murders whole sections of time, space, and reality at a whim. What do you think happened to the dinosaurs?
-Epimendes once kidnapped, raped, and killed a unit of measurement.
-Epimendes poaches rhinos.
-Epimendes works for the church. He loves the screams in the halls of the inquisition.
-Epimendes ordered the destruction of Alderaan.
-Jesus came back to life because after death Epimendes awaited him.
-Epimendes rushes in where angels fear to tread.
-Epimendes told the man in the wheelchair "stand up, you're healed", then laughed as the man found out he wasn't.
-Epimendes goes under the alias Jack Thompson these days.
-Epimendes once killed a baby that wasn't even there, just to see if he could do it.
-Epimendes inspired all dead baby jokes.
-Posting a picture of Epimendes is worst than posting lemonparty, goatse and tubgirl all in one post.
-Epimendes once burned down a nunnery that obstructed his view of his own wanted poster.
-Epimendes doesn't just eat babies, he does it in front of their mothers.
-Epimendes sends kittens in the mail. To make sure he adds air holes to them.
-Epimendes eats people while they're alive and makes them watch.
-Epimendes single-handedly programmed Windows ME.
-Epimendes was once cast in Temple of Doom, until he really removed a heart during rehearsal.
-Epimendes has a collection of crutches that he stole away from the cripples.
-Epimendes has a collection of cripples that he stole away from their crutches.
-Epimendes is capable of brutally murdering abstract concepts.
-Epimendes created Al Sharpton in an act of pure willpower.
-Epimendes would hurt those who misspell his name, except that the word "hurt" does not come close to describing those acts.
-The only word evil evnul to describe Epimendes accurately is Epimendes.
-Epimendes cannot be to the power of two, such a thing causes an overflow on all known computer architectures.
-Epimendes once raped a bulled that was being fired at him while it was still in the air.
-Mention of Epimendes is a bannable offense in /b/.
-Epimendes calls Rule 34 on himself.
-Epimendes keeps a harem that contains males, females, and in-betweens for 30 species, as well as corpse versions of each.
-Epimendes skinned his grandmother with an old spoon.
-Epimendes killed Dumbledore.
-Epimendes contracted anthrax, black death, and AIDS all at once. He then gave it all to a small African village for the lulz.
-Epimendes was a prophet, too. When he told people "you'll die in a gruesome death", it always came true.
-Epimendes boxes with gloves made from babies that he himself aborted.
-Epimendes performs abortions on people who were born years earlier.
-Epimendes shot Bambi's mother.
-Epimendes once drowned an entire country in a septic tank, one person at a time.
-Epimendes is the reason pigs are considered unclean.
-Epimendes feeds toxic waste to the homeless.
-Epimendes rapes blind men, women, children, or any other human with or without legs.
-Epimendes once murdered an orphan who was already dead.
-Epimendes is the manager of your local Wal-Mart.
-Epimendes invented glue because he hates horses and orphans.
-Epimendes once force-fed dogfood to a priest, then he force-fed the priest to a dog.
-Epimendes once raped a baby before it was even conceived.
-Epimendes once murdered a rock in front of its parents.
-Epimendes murders whole sections of time, space, and reality at a whim. What do you think happened to the dinosaurs?
-Epimendes once kidnapped, raped, and killed a unit of measurement.
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Felix the Cat
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Felix the Cat
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I can but try.Felix the Cat wrote:You need to lurk in #main yesterday between 12:00PM and 3:00PM...
*cracks knuckles*
By the power of lurking, I bring you the odyssey of Epimendes.
[11:59:56 AM] <MightySheep> EPIMENDES IS A FUCKING FAG!!!
[11:59:59 AM] <MightySheep> DONT JOIN HIS GAMES
[11:59:59 AM] <danuker> oh
[12:00:00 PM] <allumeuse> we just want ply
[12:00:00 PM] <bartofslaves> what a piece of shit
[12:00:01 PM] <[BLC]Oberst_Klink> who was it?
[12:00:02 PM] <danuker> i didnt
[12:00:04 PM] <Kai_T> I installed openseuss on a cat in a hat once.
[12:00:06 PM] <MightySheep> epimendes
[12:00:08 PM] <bartofslaves> EPIMENIDES DGUNNED ME
[12:00:09 PM] <[STD]JustinCase> lol
[12:00:17 PM] <danuker> lolleooell
[12:00:20 PM] <MightySheep> join ahost!!
[12:00:20 PM] <[STD]JustinCase> epimendes raped my girlfriend
[12:00:30 PM] <[STD]JustinCase> and killed my do
[12:00:31 PM] <[STD]JustinCase> dog
[12:00:34 PM] <MightySheep> join ahost!
[12:00:34 PM] <MightySheep> join ahost!
[12:00:34 PM] <MightySheep> join ahost!
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[12:00:38 PM] <danuker> do you have the details?
[12:00:42 PM] <Kai_T> epimenides invented cancer
[12:00:45 PM] <MightySheep> fuck!
[12:00:49 PM] <Rondacs> and ate my cat. without mustard!!
[12:00:56 PM] <danuker>
[12:01:01 PM] <BunnyEars> epimendes invented epidemics
[12:01:05 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> While driving today, I found Chuck Norris' office.
[12:01:07 PM] <[STD]JustinCase> damn he has caused a lot of shit
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[12:01:17 PM] <Kai_T> epimendes was responsible for wwii
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[12:01:22 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> The sign on the door said "pain specialist".
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[12:01:25 PM] <Kai_T> and wwi
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[12:01:32 PM] <MightySheep> and nintendo wii
[12:01:33 PM] <danuker> and wwwiiii
[12:01:35 PM] <Kai_T> epimendes assassinated archduke frans ferdinand
[12:01:40 PM] <BunnyEars> wow, Can u install Gentoo in Chuck Norris? guru question
[12:01:46 PM] <Kai_T> and started world war won.
[12:01:53 PM] <danuker> is crappage here?
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[12:02:03 PM] <MightySheep> omg
[12:02:05 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> No, you can't install Gentoo in Chuck Norris. However, Chuck Norris can install Gentoo on you.
[12:02:10 PM] <Kai_T> that looks much better as an illiteration, but it's totally wrong.
[12:02:14 PM] <MightySheep> everyone started a new DSD game withour me :'(
[12:02:16 PM] <[STD]JustinCase> lol
[12:02:26 PM] <bartofslaves> and without me
[12:02:29 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> Play something other than DSD then.
[12:02:32 PM] <Kai_T> epimendes bankrupted enron
[12:02:34 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> Rly nojoke.
[12:02:35 PM] <danuker> join me
[12:02:41 PM] <[TS]Lollocide> NOU
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[12:02:45 PM] <[TS]Lollocide> Noun
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[12:02:55 PM] <Kai_T> epimendes wrote the script for robo cop 3
[12:03:02 PM] <BunnyEars> in soviet russia, linux install chuck norris in you
[12:03:10 PM] <danuker> explain this: * []__ has left #new (Quit)
[12:03:20 PM] <danuker> i mean * []__ has left #main (Quit)
[12:03:31 PM] <a_commondragon> dont mix linux up with lunix
[12:03:32 PM] <Kai_T> epimendes crashed into the titanic and sunk it.
[12:03:35 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> HE IS A COMPLIER-SPECIFIC IMPLEMENTATION
[12:03:37 PM] <a_commondragon> lunix is the hacker form of linux
[12:03:48 PM] <danuker> unix + linux = lunix
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[12:03:53 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> no
[12:03:55 PM] <a_commondragon> Hackers need to install lunix in themselves XD
[12:03:57 PM] <danuker> yes
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[12:04:04 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> unix + linux = phail
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[12:04:16 PM] <danuker> unix + linux = TA
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[12:04:25 PM] <a_commondragon> >_>
[12:04:27 PM] <Kai_T> epimendes singlehandedly destroyed the uss arizona during the bombing of pearl harbour.
[12:04:27 PM] <a_commondragon> XD
[12:04:35 PM] <BunnyEars> ok, tell you what, lets compromise....lets install ubuntu in chuck norris's foot.
[12:04:35 PM] <[STD]JustinCase> http://www.unknown-files.net/1251/Pathwaysv04sd7/
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[12:04:40 PM] <BunnyEars> left foot mind you
[12:04:41 PM] <danuker> they annihilate each other
[12:04:42 PM] <[STD]JustinCase> http://www.unknown-files.net/1251/Pathwaysv04sd7/
[12:04:47 PM] <tombom> this is so stipid
[12:04:50 PM] <tombom> i hate you all
[12:04:52 PM] <MightySheep> epimendes led the african rebellion against britain
[12:04:55 PM] <danuker> we know
[12:04:59 PM] <a_commondragon> no pics
[12:05:01 PM] <a_commondragon> no clicks
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[12:05:03 PM] <danuker> but we like it
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[12:05:09 PM] <[STD]JustinCase> http://www.unknown-files.net/1251/Pathwaysv04sd7/
[12:05:12 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes was charles mansons personal assistant.
[12:05:16 PM] <[STD]JustinCase> lol
[12:05:24 PM] <a_commondragon> some mod plz mute justincase
[12:05:25 PM] <a_commondragon> :p
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[12:05:34 PM] <danuker> Epimendes killed JFK
[12:05:35 PM] <[STD]JustinCase> epimendes is becoming the new chuck norris but evil instead of tough
[12:05:40 PM] <Kai_T> epimendes fought for the south in the US civil war
[12:05:41 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> No.
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[12:05:44 PM] <danuker> oh
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[12:06:05 PM] <[STD]JustinCase> epimendes takes a bath in childrens blood every morning
[12:06:06 PM] <[XIII]Roxas> Seriously, who if Epidemes?
[12:06:13 PM] <danuker> any1one wanna play sum FPS?
[12:06:13 PM] <[XIII]Roxas> Epimendes*
[12:06:13 PM] <[STD]JustinCase> no idea
[12:06:16 PM] <tombom> i'm epidermis
[12:06:16 PM] <[STD]JustinCase> never heard of him
[12:06:18 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> Epimendes = Epimenides?
[12:06:19 PM] <a_commondragon> Epimendes is like a combonation of hitler and chuck norris :p
[12:06:19 PM] <Kai_T> no clue, but it's fun blaming him for everything
[12:06:19 PM] <tombom> that's me
[12:06:22 PM] <tombom> an epidermis
[12:06:24 PM] <MightySheep> epimendes is a fag
[12:06:25 PM] <BunnyEars> Epimendes is Eva mendez's cousin!
[12:06:41 PM] <danuker> play me fps mod!
[12:06:53 PM] <danuker> my sux grammer
[12:07:01 PM] <Kai_T> Epimenides?
[12:07:10 PM] <danuker> huh?
[12:07:11 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> Greek philosopher?
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[12:07:17 PM] <danuker> geek philosopher?
[12:07:18 PM] <tombom> it's the waterproof layer of skin
[12:07:25 PM] <MightySheep> epimendes sold jesus out to the emperor and got him crucified
[12:07:26 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> That's the epidermis.
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[12:07:32 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes ghost wrote and directed star wars episodes 1-3
[12:07:33 PM] <danuker> no
[12:07:38 PM] <tombom> no dude you're totally wrong
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[12:07:46 PM] <danuker> star wars rox
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[12:07:58 PM] <BunnyEars> wasnt the dead badger's owner Epinimendesisto?
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[12:08:15 PM] <Kai_T> His personal contribution to the story was jar jar binks.
[12:08:15 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> Epimendes was the first person to sell crack in the ghetto.
[12:08:21 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes shot tupac
[12:08:24 PM] <bartofslaves> lol u fcked him up, too bad hes not reading :/
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[12:08:33 PM] <danuker> Epimendes is not.
[12:08:40 PM] <MightySheep> badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger mushroom mushroom badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger mushroom mushroom
[12:08:45 PM] <tombom> Epidermins was the famous scientist who discovered skin]
[12:08:45 PM] <BunnyEars> ouch,k i read that as Epimendes is HOT
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[12:08:48 PM] <[STD]JustinCase> damn he has done a lot of stuff
[12:08:52 PM] <[STD]JustinCase> he has lived a rich life
[12:08:52 PM] <tombom> he is
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[12:09:10 PM] <danuker> let's sing the badger mushroom song
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[12:09:17 PM] <BunnyEars> tombom thinks epimendines is HOt..... *shiver*]
[12:09:20 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> footy footy footy footy footy footy footy footy footy footy footy footy england england footy footy footy footy footy footy footy footy footy footy footy footy england england
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[12:09:23 PM] <[dib]1984> http://youtube.com/watch?v=mcAq9bmCeR0 Explaines how evolution works
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[12:09:29 PM] <tombom> englamnd is so awesome
[12:09:33 PM] <danuker> three badgers and a bottle of mushrooms
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[12:09:36 PM] <[STD]JustinCase> o rly
[12:09:38 PM] <danuker> yo ho ho!
[12:09:43 PM] <Kai_T> epimendes was dropped on hiroshima and exploded at the end of wwii, killing thousands of japanese civilians.
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[12:09:52 PM] <BunnyEars> i want to see chuck norris make out with Epimendez
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[12:10:19 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> GOAL it's a GOAL, oh GOAL it's a GOAL, scored by england england england england england england england england england england football football
[12:10:20 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes ate the last cookie
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[12:10:32 PM] <danuker> 1984, whats that godly musik?
[12:10:37 PM] <bartofslaves> epimenides smokes only roaches
[12:10:38 PM] <tombom> Kai_T please stop being so ridiculoys
[12:10:45 PM] <tombom> btw are you a qt girl ;*
[12:10:52 PM] <BunnyEars> yeah, stop beiong ridoludicolous
[12:11:02 PM] <[STD]JustinCase> england is an overpopulated island where it rains around the clock
[12:11:03 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes set fire to detroit every halloween since 1980
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[12:11:10 PM] <danuker> ive got ridiculosis
[12:11:28 PM] <BunnyEars> Epimendes sunk vienna......
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[12:11:33 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> Epimendes is single-handedly responsible for every annual rebellion in Fiji since 1955.
[12:11:42 PM] <[STD]JustinCase> Epimendes invented global warming
[12:11:50 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> Epimendes invented New Zealand.
[12:11:54 PM] <[STD]JustinCase> lol
[12:11:57 PM] <tombom> guys sometimes i think you're just not interested in facts!
[12:12:01 PM] <[FFP]flo106> did Ahost gets probs?
[12:12:04 PM] <BunnyEars> Epimendes gave birth to the 12 Fijian tribal chiefs.
[12:12:04 PM] <Kai_T> epimendes caused vesuvius to erupt and destroyed pompei.
[12:12:31 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> Epimendes made the Mayans disappear.
[12:12:48 PM] <[FFP]flo106> Epidemdes is god
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[12:12:54 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes plays football with adorable puppies.
[12:12:59 PM] <BunnyEars> Epimendez is the IPOD's designer's mom.
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[12:13:09 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> Epimendes created "Deus Ex: Invisible War"
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[12:13:25 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes was the lead designer for daikatana
[12:13:33 PM] <BunnyEars> Epimendes is a Bungie Employee....aka HALO 3
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[12:13:52 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes was responsible for taking firefly off the air
[12:14:06 PM] <BunnyEars> Epimendes stoppped Hurricane Katrina :
[12:14:08 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes got family guy cancelled twice
[12:14:22 PM] <danuker> <[dib]1984> http://youtube.com/watch?v=mcAq9bmCeR0 Explaines how evolution works
[12:14:30 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> Epimendes caused France.
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[12:14:40 PM] <BunnyEars> Epimendes was france's reverse gear
[12:14:51 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes secretly funds both evolution proponents and creationist organizations
[12:14:51 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> Psh, evolution.
[12:14:53 PM] <BunnyEars> Epimendes like CHuck Norris.
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[12:15:17 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> I'm a proponent of intelligent design and its applications to computer programming.
[12:15:31 PM] <BunnyEars> Epimendes once took a part-time job as a GT race queen
[12:15:35 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes engineered a virus that killed 70% of the population in an alternate dimension
[12:15:39 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> For example, I like to use the Intelligent Design Sorting Algorithm.
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[12:15:52 PM] <[XIII]Roxas> I think that god created the first life, and then allowed it to evolve into what we have today.
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[12:16:15 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes once caught a bullet with his bare hands, and then ground it into powder and fed it to a baby that later died of lead poisoning.
[12:16:22 PM] <BunnyEars> Epimendes supplied the wooden planks to make the ARK
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[12:16:46 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> The Intelligent Design Sorting Algorithm holds that, because the data is in the particular order it is in, it was placed in that order by a Divine Sorter for reasons ineffable, and thus is already in the perfect order.
[12:16:49 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes is the lead shareholder in diebold
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[12:17:09 PM] <BunnyEars> Epimendes once had shinggles
[12:17:28 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes sold nuclear secrets to the russians at the start of the cold war.
[12:17:31 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> Naturaly, the Intelligent Design Sorting Algorithm is superior to other sorting methods because of its incredible efficiency.
[12:17:49 PM] <BunnyEars> Epimendes bought nuclear secrets from Pakistan at the end of the cold war
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[12:17:56 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes programs in cobol
[12:18:29 PM] <BunnyEars> Epimendes is farming switchgrass for biofuel
[12:18:31 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes was the foreman during the construction of hell.
[12:18:49 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> Epimendes travelled back in time and killed Adam at the moment of his Creation. Any indications of human life you may see are merely figments of a deranged imagination.
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[12:19:17 PM] <BunnyEars> Epimendes is the little elf pushing the Mars rover after the batteries died on day 10..on the surface
[12:19:28 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes faked the moon landings
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[12:19:56 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> [1337]Treskq
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[12:20:22 PM] <BunnyEars> Epimendes is teaching carbomb making 101, in iraq
[12:20:34 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> Epimendes does not worship Satan. Satan worships Epimendes.
[12:20:42 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes is intentionally delaying duke nukem forever
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[12:20:51 PM] <BunnyEars> Epimendes likes Chuck Norris
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[12:21:16 PM] <BunnyEars> omg, Epimendes was the reason for team fotress's delay!!! 10 years
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[12:22:01 PM] <BunnyEars> Epimendes drove the tank over protesters in Tianament square
[12:22:01 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes is managing will farrel's career at a rate of 15%
[12:22:31 PM] <GreatFaust> FFA join now
[12:22:38 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes doesn't return shopping carts, he breaks them open with a hammer and gets his dollar back that way.
[12:22:47 PM] <BunnyEars> Epimendes is Britney Spears 's new boyfriend
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[12:23:20 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> Mao was inspired by Stalin. Stalin was inspired by Lenin. Lenin was inspired by Marx. Marx was inspired by Epimendes.
[12:23:22 PM] <BunnyEars> Epimendes is a part-time monk in Burma
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[12:23:40 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes shot 50 cent nine times and missed his vitals on purpose.
[12:23:41 PM] <BunnyEars> i tot karl was inspired by Choas..
[12:23:47 PM] <BunnyEars> Chaos
[12:23:59 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> Epimendes is the embodiment of chaos.
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[12:24:06 PM] <BunnyEars> no wonder
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[12:24:42 PM] <BunnyEars> Epimendes is Kim possible's Aunt
[12:24:50 PM] <GreatFaust> 3 more for FFA game
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[12:24:51 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> Epimendes lives at the bottom of a well in a small town in Iran.
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[12:25:11 PM] <BunnyEars> ahh, u mean the heretics in Iran
[12:25:15 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes was a successful suicide bomber four times during the 90's
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[12:25:25 PM] <Rondacs> Epimended - Anonymous
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[12:25:52 PM] <BunnyEars> Epimendes is the guy who placed the dynamite , that blew up the Bamiyan Buddha statues
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[12:25:58 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes is both a vehement holocaust denier and proponent at the same time.
[12:26:04 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> Epimendes caused the Great Depression for reasons of his own.
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[12:26:27 PM] <BunnyEars> Epimendes stole Chuck Norris's leather underwear
[12:26:42 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes killed bruce lee's teacher in fists of fury.
[12:26:45 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> Epimendes is the reason why Quebec isn't independent.
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[12:27:02 PM] <BunnyEars> u mean quebec is still colonized by france?
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[12:27:11 PM] <BunnyEars> omg
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[12:27:13 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> It's still part of Canada...
[12:27:21 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes is a leader of quebecs seperatists faction.
[12:27:35 PM] <Kai_T> Also florida's.
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[12:28:01 PM] <BunnyEars> Epimendes is a Breast, Not WAR activist
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[12:28:17 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> Epimendes is the cause of 95% of UFO reports. The other 5% are misidentifications of the Goodyear blimp.
[12:28:22 PM] <[EE]Decimator> Epimendes was kicked to the moon by Chuck Norris, broke the moon, and promptly fell back to Earth with the peices of the moon, causing widespread devastation
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[12:28:45 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> Epimendes stole Elvis.
[12:28:54 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes assassinated jfk
[12:28:59 PM] <BunnyEars> Epimendes was the waiter in Matrix Reloaded
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[12:29:20 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> Epimendes knows where Jimmy Hoffa is buried.
[12:29:24 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes created the one ring of sauron.
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[12:29:37 PM] <nO_Ox> yeah and im your grandfather
[12:29:48 PM] <BunnyEars> i tot jimmy was buried in New york stdium?
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[12:29:59 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes wrote ewoks into the script for return of the jedi.
[12:30:03 PM] <BunnyEars> sey, new jersey
[12:30:07 PM] <[EE]Decimator> why does everyone assume that Jimmy Hoffa is actually *buried* somewhere?
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[12:30:15 PM] <nO_Ox> oh you talk about epimendes, i nuke your bases in the meantime
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[12:30:21 PM] <[EE]Decimator> how do we know he wasn't tied to a boat and sunk?
[12:30:25 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> Epimendes caused Atlantis to be lost forever.
[12:30:27 PM] <BunnyEars> jimmy didnt like cremations
[12:30:29 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes killed jesus, and he'll do it again when he comes back.
[12:30:35 PM] <Hope> Because gravity tends to draw things into the ground, and sediment tends to cover things over. Oo
[12:30:39 PM] <BunnyEars> when epimendes comes back?
[12:30:47 PM] <[EE]Decimator> or perhaps he was fed to pigs
[12:30:58 PM] <Hope> Pig shit gets buried.
[12:31:00 PM] <BunnyEars> hmm...fed to pigs...wasnt that in Hanibbal?
[12:31:01 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes once shot a man in reno just to watch him die.
[12:31:02 PM] <[EE]Decimator> haha
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[12:31:48 PM] <BunnyEars> Epimendes is testifying against Mr pinochet
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[12:32:11 PM] <BunnyEars> Epimendes stole Cappolla laptop!!!
[12:32:11 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes burned rome while nero played the lyre
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[12:32:33 PM] <Hope> More for TA~
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[12:32:54 PM] <KDR_11k> Epimendes was seen shouting "THIS! IS! QUEBEC!"
[12:32:56 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> Epimendes created YouTube. Now all hope is lost for the human race.
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[12:33:30 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> The Man keeps da brothas down. Epimendes keeps The Man down.
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[12:33:47 PM] <BunnyEars> Epimendes was the reason Ebay bought Skype for 2billion@@
[12:33:50 PM] <KDR_11k> Does he have a mean roundhouse kick?
[12:33:56 PM] <[CAT]Harbinger> hello :)
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[12:34:31 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes sells fake rolexes to children.
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[12:34:45 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> Epimendes exists. This is the single worst thing to happen to the world.
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[12:34:57 PM] <BunnyEars> Epimendes is hiding the perpetual energy machine from the world.
[12:34:57 PM] <danuker> i <3 music
[12:35:04 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> Epimendes is the reason nothing can go faster than light.
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[12:35:14 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes uses pregnant women as yule logs at christmas.
[12:35:22 PM] <Hope> More for TA~ http://www.unknown-files.net/3546/Tired ... tion_v013/
[12:35:24 PM] <BunnyEars> Epimendes is the reason why Men needs viagra!!
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[12:35:32 PM] <BunnyEars> and women needs shopping!!
[12:35:33 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> Epimendes is the one who sends everyone fruitcakes at Christmas.
[12:35:34 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes is the cause of male impotence.
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[12:35:35 PM] <7hanatos> unknownfiles down?
[12:35:42 PM] <[CAT]Harbinger> Epimendes causes toast to always land butter down?
[12:35:51 PM] <Kai_T> Probably not, but it's possible.
[12:35:55 PM] <Hope> Click the link posted when you log on, 7.
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[12:36:03 PM] <[CAT]Harbinger> is that you tired?
[12:36:10 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> Yes.
[12:36:11 PM] <Hope> Oi, Moho, you're playing the wrong mod! =)
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[12:36:24 PM] <Hope> You had to ask, Harb? ~~
[12:36:25 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes feeds old ladies to their cats.
[12:36:27 PM] <BunnyEars> Epimendes is the reason hair grows in your butt crack
[12:36:27 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> Epimendes created all of Tired's smurfs.
[12:36:28 PM] <[CAT]Harbinger> why the smurf?
[12:36:37 PM] <Hope> Why not?
[12:36:42 PM] <[EE]Decimator> Epimendes is the fifth horseman
[12:36:43 PM] <[CAT]Harbinger> well it could have been some copycat..
[12:36:46 PM] <Hope> Haven't added to my collection in 6 months. Oo
[12:37:04 PM] <BunnyEars> Epimendes is Hope's twin!!!
[12:37:13 PM] <[CAT]Harbinger> i dont like smurfing, it makes it harder to get to kno ppl, their playing styles etc..
[12:37:18 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes is responsible for every child trafficking ring or organization that has ever existed.
[12:37:18 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> Epimendes posts on 4chan under the name "Anonymous".
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[12:37:42 PM] <Hope> You ball suckers speak as though you could handle yourselves if you managed to draw me into this conversation. =)
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[12:37:56 PM] <Jster> who here lkes crapages comshooter
[12:37:57 PM] <[EE]Decimator> Epimendes is behind the russian mafia
[12:37:58 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> Epimendes is offensive to Tired?
[12:38:01 PM] <BunnyEars> Epimendes is Camellia's ex-lover (as in prince charles)
[12:38:02 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes takes candy from babies.
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[12:38:31 PM] <[EE]Decimator> Epimendes bought all the missing russian nukes
[12:38:44 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> Epimendes is the president of Electronic Arts.
[12:38:54 PM] <BunnyEars> Epimendes is EA's janitor
[12:39:01 PM] <Kai_T> Three out of five rapists are Epimendes.
[12:39:20 PM] <BunnyEars> The other 2 is Epimendex
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[12:39:27 PM] <Kai_T> Four out of five therapists are epimendes
[12:39:32 PM] <[EE]Decimator> Epimendes is Chuck Norris's evil twin
[12:39:43 PM] <Hope> More for TA~ http://www.unknown-files.net/3546/Tired ... tion_v013/
[12:39:47 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> Xenu is another way of spelling Epimendes.
[12:39:49 PM] <BunnyEars> Epimendes is Chuck Norris's wet nurse
[12:39:49 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes built the berlin wall
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[12:40:30 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes runs north korea from a hidden fortress beneath mount doom.
[12:40:35 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> Epimendes is behind the military-industrial complex.
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[12:41:09 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> Epimendes pees in the holy water.
[12:41:22 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes parks crooked so that he takes up two spaces.
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[12:41:30 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> Epimendes drives a Hummer.
[12:41:33 PM] <Hope> So ending up staying up all night and watching half of Claymore.
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[12:41:52 PM] <Hope> Like a cross between Berserk and Gunslinger Girls. Oo
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[12:41:55 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes owns twenty hummers, eight tanks, and the worlds tallest building to compensate for his small penis.
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[12:42:29 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> Epimendes piloted all four planes on September 11.
[12:42:29 PM] <[CAT]Harbinger> claymore is pretty cool, too bad the later episodes are poor
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[12:42:38 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes declared war on switzerland so he could steal the secrets of their clocks.
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[12:42:54 PM] <[CAT]Harbinger> seems to be the fate of many mangas-turned-anime
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[12:43:03 PM] <Hope> Doesn't matter - only 26, so I'll watch it all over the weekend anyway.
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[12:43:14 PM] <KDR_11k> Claymore is like Bleach with girls
[12:43:18 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> Epimendes killed Genghis Khan and prevented Mongol domination of the world.
[12:43:24 PM] <Hope> Just finished with Super Gals! and Nodame Cantabille, so need something to fill in the void.
[12:43:27 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes crashed Princess Diana's car, killing her and all the passengers.
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[12:43:36 PM] <KDR_11k> Six out of five cops are Epimendes
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[12:43:44 PM] <Kai_T> eight out of ten criminals are Epimendes
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[12:43:53 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> Epimendes hid all of Iraq's WMDs.
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[12:44:10 PM] <KDR_11k> Two plus two equals five when Epimendes tells it to
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[12:44:41 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> Epimendes wrote the second two Matrix movies.
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[12:44:53 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes runs a private prison, and is half of the inmates.
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[12:44:58 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> Epimendes is a WoW moderator.
[12:45:11 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes is a wikipedia moderator.
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[12:45:18 PM] <[Sword]Algile> wow tired annilation without tired hosting
[12:45:19 PM] <KDR_11k> Epimendes is 90% of Spring's contributors
[12:45:25 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> Oh, it's Tired hosting.
[12:45:30 PM] <7hanatos> He's everything... that's scary
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[12:45:40 PM] <KDR_11k> Epimendes is Tired
[12:45:46 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> Epimendes is the reason why Tired has so many smurfs.
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[12:45:50 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes hides beneath childrens beds and eats them if they touch the ground.
[12:45:58 PM] <Hope> It's hosted by not me about 50% of the time. ~~
[12:46:04 PM] <Hope> That's about it. =\
[12:46:08 PM] <Hope> More for TA~ http://www.unknown-files.net/3546/Tired ... tion_v013/
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[12:46:16 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> Epimendes created SpeedMetal.
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[12:46:27 PM] <KDR_11k> Epimendes can tell if Schr├â┬Âdinger's cat is dead
[12:46:30 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes spams metal maps.
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[12:47:10 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> Epimendes used to live in Death Valley, hence its name.
[12:47:13 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes, through a careful eugenics program and heavy propaganda, is responsible for the existance of all internet furry communities.
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[12:47:28 PM] <KDR_11k> In the beginning God spoke "Let there be light!". Epimendes replied "Say 'please'."
[12:47:36 PM] <Hope> One more for TA~
[12:47:39 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> Epimendes is not Chuck Norris :-/
[12:47:45 PM] <KDR_11k> Epimendes is one more for TA
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[12:48:22 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes caused the london fire in 1666
[12:48:25 PM] <KDR_11k> Epimendes killed Chuck Norris and took his place
[12:48:26 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> 9 out of 10 dentists agree that Epimendes is the best way to whiten your teeth.
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[12:48:47 PM] <KDR_11k> Chuck Norris, in turn, came back from the dead and roundhouse kicked Epimendes
[12:48:48 PM] <Kai_T> 9 out of 10 dentists want you to ruin your teeth so you have to buy expensive repairs.
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[12:49:16 PM] <KDR_11k> Epimendes' microwave goes to 111
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[12:49:18 PM] <KDR_11k> *11
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[12:49:48 PM] <willd58> any n00bs want 1 on 1 speed metal?
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[12:50:06 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> King Leonidas had a dinner invitation from Epimendes. This is why Leonidas wanted to dine in hell.
[12:50:10 PM] <willd58> any n00bs want 1 on 1 speed metal?
[12:50:24 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendrise will up out of the sea, having seven heads and ten horns, and upon his horns ten crowns, and upon his heads the name of blasphemy.
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[12:50:49 PM] <bartofslaves> lol kai_t
[12:50:53 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes * will
[12:50:56 PM] <[XIII]Roxas> Isn't that some chick in the Bible?
[12:51:08 PM] <Hope> Two more for TA, traitors~
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[12:51:08 PM] <Kai_T> no, that's epimendes's whore you're thinking of
[12:51:09 PM] <willd58> any n00bs want 1 on 1 speed metal?
[12:51:14 PM] <willd58> medium skill
[12:51:15 PM] <willd58> no pro's
[12:51:16 PM] <7hanatos> What and Who is Epimendes? ... come on
[12:51:16 PM] <Hope> http://www.unknown-files.net/3546/Tired ... tion_v013/
[12:51:18 PM] <[XIII]Roxas> 'Whore of Babylon', IIRC.
[12:51:19 PM] <bartofslaves> me :)
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[12:51:37 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> Epimendes is Paris Hilton's publicist.
[12:51:43 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes put the dog in the dog house.
[12:51:46 PM] <KDR_11k> Epimendes cannot leave the house when a pentacle is drawn on the threshold
[12:51:51 PM] <7hanatos> Yay...
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[12:52:02 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes killed all the firstborn sons of egypt and blamed it on god.
[12:52:12 PM] <KDR_11k> Epimendes is Paris Hilton when he crossdresses
[12:52:14 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> hey I was just about to say that :0/
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[12:52:53 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> Epimendes invented Zwinky.
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[12:52:55 PM] <KDR_11k> Job suffered because he saw Epimendes
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[12:53:35 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes sets fire to nuns on weekends.
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[12:53:46 PM] <KDR_11k> Epimendes is the star of hello.jpg
[12:53:49 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> Inside of every iPhone is one of Epimendes' hairs. This is the secret to their future domination of the world.
[12:54:04 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes posts image links in irc topics.
[12:54:19 PM] <KDR_11k> Epimendes moderates /b/
[12:54:26 PM] <Paskuli> iphone sucks arse
[12:54:41 PM] <KDR_11k> iPhone sucks Epimendes
[12:54:41 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes rose up out of the sea and destroyed tokyo using his atomic breath.
[12:54:46 PM] <Paskuli> omg theres no 3G
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[12:54:52 PM] <KDR_11k> GGG
[12:54:55 PM] <KDR_11k> Now there is
[12:55:00 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> Epimendes is the one trolling AF.
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[12:55:13 PM] <KDR_11k> Epimendes is the only bug in AF's code
[12:55:23 PM] <Paskuli> without 3G. iphone is useless piece of crap
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[12:55:33 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes hasn't washed himself since the early 1700's, when he bathed in the blood of children that he had previously raped and eaten.
[12:55:48 PM] <KDR_11k> Epimendes is his own father
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[12:56:19 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> Israel does not have a secret nuclear weapons program. Instead, they have a secret program to learn Epimendes' cell phone number.
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[12:56:24 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes turns into a wolf during the full moon.
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[12:56:47 PM] <tombom> oh god
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[12:56:56 PM] <tombom> you're still going on about this
[12:57:00 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes filled his yard fence to fence with puppies and then mowed the lawn.
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[12:57:23 PM] <KDR_11k> The Holocaust didn't involve Zyklon B, it used a picture of Epimendes
[12:57:29 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> The cause of every general protection fault is Epimendes.
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[12:57:36 PM] <tombom> oh he did that famous paradox
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[12:57:44 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> That was Epimenides, tombom.
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[12:58:06 PM] <7hanatos> ye...
[12:58:07 PM] <tombom> so it's nerdy chuck norris facts
[12:58:07 PM] <tombom> ~_~
[12:58:16 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> Epimenides was named after Epimendes. He was soon killed for misspelling his own name.
[12:58:18 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes rigged the tortoise-hare race by breaking the hares legs and feeding the tortoise illegal narcotic stimulants.
[12:58:20 PM] <7hanatos> but who or what is Epimendes
[12:58:20 PM] <KDR_11k> Epimendes is tombom
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[12:58:32 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> Epimendes is what the fnords cannot see.
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[12:58:50 PM] <Kai_T> We might be talking about epimenides and spelling it wrong. I'm spelling it the only way I saw it.
[12:58:55 PM] <KDR_11k> The DaVinci code decodes to "Epimendes"
[12:58:57 PM] <rzbx> narcotic stimulants? isn't that...hmm
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[12:59:19 PM] <7hanatos> :D
[12:59:24 PM] <Kai_T> speed, crack, smake, coke, ex, crank, meth
[12:59:26 PM] <Kai_T> not meth
[12:59:28 PM] <KDR_11k> Epimendes is developing Duke Nukem Forever
[12:59:37 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> Nostradomus' final prophecy is Epimendes.
[12:59:38 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes sells crystal meth to children.
[12:59:40 PM] <rzbx> no, I mean a narcotic is not considered a stimulant
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[12:59:59 PM] <KDR_11k> A narcotic is considered a stimulant when Epimendes tells it to!
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[1:00:06 PM] <Kai_T> That's why i specified stimulants
[1:00:11 PM] <Kai_T> Narcotics just cause numbness.
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[1:00:41 PM] <KDR_11k> Epimendes can tek2krog before the first flash arrives
[1:00:43 PM] <Kai_T> In the us it's just for opium-based drugs, which are all downers rather than uppers
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[1:00:59 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes uses that krog against his own teammates and then self destructs
[1:01:10 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> Epimendes comm-rushes.
[1:01:23 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes comnaps his teammates
[1:01:40 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> Epimendes builds air when everyone knows that air is cheap.
[1:02:02 PM] <KDR_11k> Epimendes is the cause of AA 2.23
[1:02:02 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes starves children in third world countries to death.
[1:02:13 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> Epimendes is the result of a failed fell mood.
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[1:03:00 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes causes breast cancer in women aged 20-35
[1:03:05 PM] <KDR_11k> Epimendes was born in Nagasaki at ground zero
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[1:03:35 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> Epimendes is known to the state of California to complicate pregnancy and cause birth defects.
[1:03:39 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes eats happiness and shits pure malevolence
[1:03:44 PM] <Janken> you are not even spelling his name well, so shut up already
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[1:03:54 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> We're spelling it perfectly.
[1:03:55 PM] <Kai_T> And you're an authority on this are you?
[1:03:59 PM] <7hanatos> Epimenides? Epimendes?
[1:04:03 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> Epimenides was the misspelled one...
[1:04:12 PM] <Kai_T> Perhaps YOU'RE Epimendes.
[1:04:18 PM] <KDR_11k> I think I'll grep Epimendes #main.log > text.txt and submit it to Springbash later on...
[1:04:19 PM] <Kai_T> do you cause cancer and impotence?
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[1:04:48 PM] <Kai_T> do you?
[1:04:59 PM] <KDR_11k> Possession of Epimendes bears capital punishment
[1:05:09 PM] <Kai_T> The sentance is death by epimendes.
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[1:05:39 PM] <KDR_11k> Epimendes is the reason Al-Qaeda wants to destroy all infidels
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[1:05:50 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> Epimendes is impotent. This is the only reason why the Earth has not yet imploded.
[1:05:55 PM] <Kai_T> The existance of Epimendes is against the geneva convention.
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[1:06:11 PM] <Kai_T> It is considered to be a cruel and unusual punishment against everyone.
[1:06:14 PM] <KDR_11k> Epimendes voted for Hitler, the rest of the country was afraid to disagree
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[1:06:24 PM] <7hanatos>
[1:06:30 PM] <[Nemesis]Sheekel> nah
[1:06:31 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> Epimendes supports Hillary Clinton for President.
[1:06:41 PM] <[Nemesis]Sheekel> im pretty sure i broke my ankel
[1:06:45 PM] <[Nemesis]Sheekel> ankle*
[1:06:50 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> Epimendes broke Sheekel's ankle.
[1:06:53 PM] <KDR_11k> Epimendes did
[1:07:10 PM] <tombom> hillary clinton is a hill
[1:07:11 PM] <tombom> get it
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[1:07:44 PM] <7hanatos> Ary Clinton?
[1:07:47 PM] <KDR_11k> Epimendes is known among his coworkers as "George W. Bush Jr"
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[1:08:28 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes is voting for Bush in the next election.
[1:08:37 PM] <tombom> 7hanatos: yes it was my secret message, she supports neo-nazis
[1:08:38 PM] <tombom> see
[1:08:40 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> Epimendes enforces the embargo on Cuba.
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[1:08:41 PM] <tombom> ary-an
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[1:08:56 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes works around his own enforcment by smuggling cuban goods.
[1:08:57 PM] <KDR_11k> Epimendes programmed the voting machines in Ohio
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[1:09:09 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes designed the butterfly ballot.
[1:09:10 PM] <tombom> hey guys lets make a site with all these
[1:09:15 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> indeed
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[1:09:28 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> I'mma post our list in Off Topic when I'm done.
[1:09:52 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> Over/Under on how long it lasts before being locked is current at 21.5 minutes.
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[1:10:25 PM] <KDR_11k> Googling for Epimendes returns only "I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave"
[1:10:27 PM] <Kai_T> huh.
[1:10:30 PM] <Kai_T> It is epimenides.
[1:10:34 PM] <tombom> yes
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[1:10:37 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> No.
[1:10:42 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> Epimenides was a Greek philosopher.
[1:10:47 PM] <Kai_T> Epimenides gave birth to AIDS.
[1:10:49 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> Clearly we're not talking about a Greek philosopher, now are we?
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[1:10:56 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> No. We are talking about Epimendes.
[1:10:58 PM] <KDR_11k> Robots push humans down stairs to protect them from the terrible secret of Epimendes
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[1:11:10 PM] <tombom> i see what you did there...
[1:11:17 PM] <KDR_11k> Epimendes is a cooking book
[1:11:35 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> Epimendes found Waldo. This caused Waldo great pain and unhappiness.
[1:11:38 PM] <tombom> how to serve humans
[1:11:40 PM] <tombom> :3
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[1:11:57 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> lol
[1:11:59 PM] <Demonflesh> Epimendes make server countdown
[1:12:03 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> classic twilight zone
[1:12:32 PM] <KDR_11k> Epimendes is the reason you need a firewall
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[1:12:57 PM] <7hanatos> German, Epimenides... eh who just created that one?
[1:13:03 PM] <Zollwache> Epimendes will doom us
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[1:13:35 PM] <KDR_11k> Epimendes created himself
[1:13:49 PM] <[CoW]TheMightyOne> JOIN MY GAME
[1:13:55 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> Epimendes was the reason why Futurama was cancelled. Fortunately for all of us, he used up all of his stored mercy from the end of time and let Futurama return.
[1:13:55 PM] <[CoW]TheMightyOne> xta needs ya !
[1:13:58 PM] <KDR_11k> Epimendes wanted total war
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[1:14:08 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> *BEGINNING of time
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[1:14:25 PM] <KDR_11k> Epimendes is the reason time has an end
[1:14:27 PM] <Kai_T> That's an outright lie.
[1:14:39 PM] <Kai_T> The only reason it's coming back is because he's busy running blackwater.
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[1:15:23 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> Epimendes stole your bike.
[1:15:27 PM] <KDR_11k> Epimendes ocassionally dons a fursuit. He is then known as Pedobear.
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[1:16:18 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> Epimendes is the reason why wezel are OP.
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[1:16:42 PM] <tombom> they're not
[1:16:46 PM] <KDR_11k> Wezel is still OP when Epimendes is using it
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[1:16:59 PM] <Zollwache> OP?
[1:17:03 PM] <tombom> Epimendes knows weasels aren't OP because dragon's teeth stop them
[1:17:03 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> overpowered
[1:17:04 PM] <NoobLLXXI> Overpowered?
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[1:17:31 PM] <Zollwache> why weasels are overpowered?
[1:17:38 PM] <tombom> they used to be in aa 2.23
[1:17:38 PM] <KDR_11k> Epimendes' wezels aren't stopped by DTs
[1:17:39 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> they used to be
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[1:18:03 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> Epimendes can win by building only DTs.
[1:18:11 PM] <KDR_11k> Epimendes made SupCom
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[1:18:24 PM] <tombom> Epimendes can kill you just by drawing a penis in DTs
[1:18:27 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> E
[1:18:28 PM] <PawC> kdr i agree
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[1:18:36 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> Epimendes is behind the SmuG conspiracy.
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[1:18:45 PM] <tombom> there is no smug conspiracy
[1:18:55 PM] <NoobLLXXI> Epimendes sure is a lot's of persons
[1:19:04 PM] <KDR_11k> Epimendes is YOU!
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[1:19:07 PM] <NoobLLXXI> is lots*
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[1:19:48 PM] <Zollwache> wats DTs??
[1:19:56 PM] <tombom> dragon's teeth
[1:20:01 PM] <Zollwache> ah
[1:20:10 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> Disbelief in Epimendes is the leading cause of death in America.
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[1:20:38 PM] <KDR_11k> The Chinese Wall was built to keep Epimendes out
[1:20:48 PM] <Zollwache> hehehe
[1:20:50 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> When Epimendes is sucked into a black hole, the black hole suffers.
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[1:20:56 PM] <Zollwache> lol
[1:20:58 PM] <Zollwache>
[1:21:11 PM] <KDR_11k> When Jesus was nailed to the cross, Epimendes set it on fire
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[1:22:03 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> Epimendes is the one keeping marijuana illegal.
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[1:22:36 PM] <KDR_11k> http://spring.clan-sy.com/mantis/view_all_bug_page.php can be summed up in one word: Epimendes
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[1:23:21 PM] <KDR_11k> The Epimendes thread will be locked by Epimendes
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[1:24:12 PM] <KDR_11k> Epimendes is the fate that awaits those who believe Epimendes is misspelled
[1:24:13 PM] <tombom> i can sum up the past hour of main with one word: epimendes
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[1:24:38 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> The concept of zero was first created to describe your chances of winning a fight with Epimendes.
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[1:25:10 PM] <KDR_11k> Division by zero is a fatal error because the result is Epimendes
[1:25:10 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> Epimendes created Visual Basic.
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[1:25:19 PM] <KDR_11k> Ow, that's evil
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[1:25:45 PM] <Kai_T> I'm pretty sure you're confusing epimendes with chuck norris felix, the concept of zero would probably be created to describe your chance of getting a fight to begin with.
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[1:25:58 PM] <Kai_T> He'd probably set fire to you in your sleep, or kidnap your sister or something.
[1:26:12 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> Epimendes stole Chuck Norris' mojo.
[1:26:32 PM] <PRO_flopflopflop> epimendes IS chuck norris
[1:26:36 PM] <Kai_T> Or rape your dog.
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[1:26:47 PM] <KDR_11k> Epimendes created telemarketingh
[1:26:51 PM] <Kai_T> I'm pretty sure that's blasphemy against chuck norris.
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[1:27:11 PM] <PRO_flopflopflop> who is epimendes anyways?
[1:27:18 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> The Church of Scientology worships Epimendes.
[1:27:22 PM] <KDR_11k> Epimendes is the reason anime characters are always emo
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[1:27:25 PM] <Kai_T> he dgunned bartofslaves
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[1:27:32 PM] <PawC> what are epimendes:P
[1:27:37 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> Epimendes is.
[1:27:37 PM] <Kai_T> and raped justincases girlfriend
[1:28:02 PM] <Kai_T> and ate rondac's cat without mustard
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[1:28:10 PM] <Kai_T> He's a huge jerk anyway.
[1:28:12 PM] <PawC> epimendes - hittler-looking kids of war, what always cries?
[1:28:34 PM] <Kai_T> Sets fire to babies, eats nuns, sleeps with alter boys
[1:28:39 PM] <Kai_T> not sounding familiar?
[1:28:50 PM] <KDR_11k> Epimendes made Bethesda create Fallout 3
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[1:29:04 PM] <PawC> so wtf are epimendes?
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[1:29:09 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> Epimendes is.
[1:29:16 PM] <PawC> is what
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[1:29:17 PM] <KDR_11k> Epimendes is in your pants, eating your harbl
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[1:29:19 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes sets fire to babies, eats nuns, and sleeps with alter boys.
[1:29:34 PM] <PawC> x_x
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[1:29:45 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes invented cancer.
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[1:29:50 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> Epimendes caused the African droughts.
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[1:30:04 PM] <PawC> maybe i will ask it in another form, how epimendes looks?
[1:30:07 PM] <KDR_11k> Epimendes was elected president of the USA 27 terms in a row
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[1:30:30 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes perpetuates black stereotypes by writing tasteless black comedies and airing them on public television.
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[1:30:38 PM] <KDR_11k> It is dark. You are likely to be eaten by Epimendes
[1:30:42 PM] <epimendes> a/s/l room lol
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[1:30:56 PM] <Kai_T> you're not epemendes, you can't fool me.
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[1:31:00 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes is taller than you.
[1:31:05 PM] <PawC> so as i said epimendes are hittler-looking kids of war what always cries?
[1:31:07 PM] <Hope> More for TA~ http://www.unknown-files.net/3546/Tired ... tion_v013/
[1:31:11 PM] <PawC> true/false
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[1:31:23 PM] <Kai_T> You're just a tasteless attention seeker wanting everyone to notice you..
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[1:31:43 PM] <KDR_11k> At the end of the nullpointer awaits Epimendes
[1:31:43 PM] <Hope> You know, you've been playing with the same one-liners for over an hour now.
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[1:31:45 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> Epimendes cannot be described.
[1:31:51 PM] <Kai_T> Epimended markets the segway to fat people in texas.
[1:31:55 PM] <Kai_T> *Epimendes
[1:32:01 PM] <Hope> Confucious say man who stand on toilet "you're all idiots." Oo
[1:32:10 PM] <Kai_T> and they're still as fresh as they were from "Epimendes invented cancer"
[1:32:21 PM] <Kai_T> You couldn't do that because you're not witty like us.
[1:32:22 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> Epimendes created the first Chuck Norris joke.
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[1:32:37 PM] <epimendes> epimendes created chuck norris
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[1:33:00 PM] <KDR_11k> When Epimendes prays the church has to be exorcised
[1:33:02 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes leaves his kids in the car for 8 hours while he works at the office.
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[1:33:14 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> Epimendes perpetuates oppression of the proletariat, because oppression of the proletariat makes Epimendes hard.
[1:33:30 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes commits regicide on a regular basis.
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[1:33:36 PM] <PawC> so as i still dunno wtf are those thing called epimendes, i want to say that in my country there is epidemy of emo kids
[1:33:37 PM] <tombom> this is so hilarious guys keep it up!!!
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[1:34:02 PM] <Jster> HEY PAWC
[1:34:08 PM] <PawC> ?
[1:34:09 PM] <KDR_11k> Epimendes told emos to cut themselves
[1:34:15 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> Epimendes is hilarious in the same sense that Down's syndrome is hilarious.
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[1:34:28 PM] <PawC> ouch
[1:34:34 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes once killed a woman and impersonated her long enough to feed her poisoned remains to her husband.
[1:34:38 PM] <LordSavage> Down´s syndrome is not hilarius...
[1:34:44 PM] <Kai_T> Yeah, that's just sad.
[1:34:51 PM] <Kai_T> And Epimendes is a total tragedy.
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[1:35:03 PM] <PawC> why we can't just send those epimendes to/under jail/sand
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[1:35:13 PM] <Kai_T> Did
Wow. I had to split it into two posts.
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[2:00:17 PM] <KDR_11k> Epimendes once locked the entire FBI in the trunk of his car
[2:00:26 PM] <Kai_T> In high school, Epimendes was voted "Most likely to go to hell, then rape, murder, rape, eat, and rape everything there in that order"
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[2:01:17 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies, he potato-sacks them. Epimendes does not potato-sack the ladies, he garotte-wires them.
[2:01:18 PM] <rzbx> lol FBI one is good
[2:01:19 PM] <KDR_11k> Epimendes does not need a Stargate for interplanetary travel. This is the reason aliens cannot sleep at night
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[2:01:26 PM] <rzbx> thats one big trunk
[2:01:43 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes is the reason cereal goes soggy in milk.
[2:01:46 PM] <KDR_11k> No, that's jsut a lot of force
[2:02:00 PM] <tombom> In school, the population of #main was voted "most likely to be a virgin"
[2:02:01 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> Epimendes stole the Zenith first.
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[2:02:07 PM] <bartofslaves> hey its epimenides not epimendes, and he's online haha
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[2:02:23 PM] <tombom> he4y shut up
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[2:02:44 PM] <Kai_T> It's epimendes, but his username, if I am not mistaken, is Epimenides.
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[2:03:03 PM] <Kai_T> He shot my dog once.
[2:03:08 PM] <Kai_T> True story.
[2:03:11 PM] <[x_x]Mulzaro> Epimendes this, Epimendes that......no one actually cares
[2:03:18 PM] <Kai_T> I care!
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[2:03:25 PM] <bartofslaves> mulzaro if its not funny 4 u, dont read
[2:03:27 PM] <bartofslaves> easy as that
[2:03:27 PM] <Kai_T> You buy another damned dog then.
[2:03:34 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> Epimendes feeds his dogs nothing but chocolate.
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[2:03:39 PM] <KDR_11k> "Death by Epimendes" is a fallacy. Death does not even compare to Epimendes
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[2:03:42 PM] <bartofslaves> swiss chocolate
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[2:04:12 PM] <[x_x]Mulzaro> It's pretty must to read since I want to chat
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[2:04:33 PM] <tombom> chat about something else then
[2:04:35 PM] <Kai_T> You mean Epimendes is responsible for your misery too?
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[2:04:45 PM] <Ralphy> Im bored, gonna watch smallville or so
[2:04:56 PM] <KDR_11k> Epimendes is the only reason #main exists
[2:05:00 PM] <Kai_T> Fscking Epimendes. You can't even chat in main anymore because of him.
[2:05:09 PM] <bartofslaves> HHYAHAH
[2:05:10 PM] <tombom> "fscking"?
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[2:05:29 PM] <Kai_T> The letters are all right next to eachother.
[2:05:30 PM] <tombom> why would a human be running a drive error checking software!!!
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[2:05:41 PM] <Kai_T> Because he's evil?
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[2:05:47 PM] <tombom> oh wait
[2:05:48 PM] <Grip_Reamer> "fscking"?
[2:05:49 PM] <tombom> hi caydr :3
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[2:05:56 PM] <tombom> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fsck
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[2:06:13 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes lives in a swamp and eats people who go near it.
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[2:06:19 PM] <tombom> kai_t = cayder
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[2:06:21 PM] <tombom> *caydr
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[2:06:25 PM] <Kai_T> ?
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[2:06:32 PM] <KDR_11k> You once claimed I was Caydr
[2:06:32 PM] <accelebrid> some people are so bitchy..
[2:06:33 PM] <tombom> you know
[2:06:40 PM] <Grip_Reamer> lol
[2:06:41 PM] <KDR_11k> Do you have a Caydr fixation?
[2:06:48 PM] <tombom> yes
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[2:06:53 PM] <Kai_T> KDR_11k=caydr?
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[2:07:01 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> "Epimendes" is merely an approximation of the misery of his name. His true name is too terrible for human tongues.
[2:07:06 PM] <tombom> he;s not canadian caydr
[2:07:12 PM] <tombom> stop trying to cover ... the truth
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[2:07:31 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> Epimendes is what drove Caydr to make AA.
[2:07:32 PM] <KDR_11k> I'm not Caydr
[2:07:37 PM] <Hope> You know, you're running on empty out here. Oo
[2:07:38 PM] <tombom> i mean Kai_T
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[2:07:43 PM] <KDR_11k> Caydr is the guy who made AA, I'm the guy who made lolis http://mitglied.lycos.de/KDR_11k/pics/p ... i_wip4.jpg
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[2:08:02 PM] <[LCC]jK> "who made lolis"
[2:08:04 PM] <[LCC]jK> lol
[2:08:05 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes is what drove Caydr to stop aa at version 2.3
[2:08:05 PM] <tombom> that's the reason you have no friends
[2:08:09 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> brb.
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[2:08:14 PM] <accelebrid> are lolis real units?
[2:08:15 PM] <tombom> caydr i knew you'd admit it :3
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[2:08:19 PM] <accelebrid> they look cool
[2:08:23 PM] <tombom> btw hurry up with that new release
[2:08:26 PM] <Kai_T> thats...
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[2:08:29 PM] <Kai_T> really really creepy.
[2:08:30 PM] <[LCC]jK> do you already have a pedobear?
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[2:08:56 PM] <Kai_T> I don't have the words to describe the creepiness.
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[2:09:02 PM] <KDR_11k> No, I don't even have a van that can load enemy units
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[2:09:28 PM] <tombom> jeez dude get things straight!!!!
[2:09:28 PM] <Kai_T> eww.
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[2:09:33 PM] <KDR_11k> Anyway, should we consider the Epimendes chaper finished and ready for posting?
[2:09:38 PM] <tombom> yes
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[2:09:51 PM] <tombom> along with your poor spelling
[2:09:52 PM] <tombom> :3
[2:09:54 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes invented the busch beer bong.
[2:09:58 PM] <tombom> no
[2:10:00 PM] <tombom> you're not fdunny
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[2:10:02 PM] <tombom> shut up caydr
[2:10:17 PM] <KDR_11k> Epimendes made UF die
[2:10:24 PM] <Kai_T> And the Bush's Baked Beans bong.
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[2:10:38 PM] <[x_x]Mulzaro> Seriously >_>
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[2:11:50 PM] <KDR_11k> Epimendes stoled mah bucket!
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[2:12:04 PM] <accelebrid> the black plague originated from Epimendes
[2:12:07 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes sets fire to preschools and then boards up the entrances.
[2:12:18 PM] <Cernunnos> Don't we all.
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[2:12:33 PM] <KDR_11k> 1. Collect underpants
[2:12:36 PM] <KDR_11k> 2. Epimendes
[2:12:40 PM] <[TF]Kryzon> !help
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[2:12:43 PM] <KDR_11k> 3. PROFIT!!!
[2:12:46 PM] <accelebrid> Epimendes is a scientologist
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[2:12:50 PM] <a_commondragon> DUIE
[2:12:52 PM] <a_commondragon> DIE
[2:13:01 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes taught scientology to l ron hubbard.
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[2:13:09 PM] <tombom> caydr is a dick
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[2:13:14 PM] <tombom> caydr needs to shut up
[2:13:15 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes was every priest in the spanish inquisition.
[2:13:16 PM] <JabluchoPL> join star wars
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[2:13:20 PM] <KDR_11k> Epimendes taught Caydr to mod
[2:13:22 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> OK guys.
[2:13:30 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> We have... 13 pages of Epimendes in Word.
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[2:13:37 PM] <tombom> you embarras me
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[2:14:05 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes's chief weapons are surprise and fear.
[2:14:09 PM] <a_commondragon> SOUMIN
[2:14:16 PM] <accelebrid> why do people hate Epimendes?
[2:14:25 PM] <JabluchoPL> czech come back
[2:14:27 PM] <Kai_T> I hate him because he shot my dog and invented cancer.
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[2:14:36 PM] <accelebrid> damn him!
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[2:14:59 PM] <kung> who/what is it
[2:15:03 PM] <accelebrid> so Epimendes is a fictional character that everyone wants to hate?
[2:15:05 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes lives on a diet of fried orphans.
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[2:15:26 PM] <tombom> SHUT THE HELL UP I HATE YOU
[2:15:29 PM] <Kai_T> No, epimendes is real. he dgunned bartofslaves
[2:15:50 PM] <Kai_T> and raped JustinCase's girlfriend
[2:16:02 PM] <Kai_T> And ate Rondac's cat without mustard.
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[2:16:10 PM] <Kai_T> And shot my dog
[2:16:11 PM] <KDR_11k> http://www.ruthe.de/gallery/cpg1410/alb ... p_0584.jpg
[2:16:23 PM] <Kai_T> Purebred and everything.
[2:16:33 PM] <Kai_T> Do you know how much dogs cost these days?
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[2:17:35 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> He also invented cancer.
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[2:17:45 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> and WWI, WWII, and WII.
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[2:17:57 PM] <tombom> so good he invented it twice
[2:18:07 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes was responsible for the failure of the sega dreamcast.
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[2:18:40 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes sold the rights for all james bond video games to EA.
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[2:20:00 PM] <KDR_11k> Epimendes hosts 4chan
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[2:20:22 PM] <tombom> my epidermis is long and flaccid
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[2:20:49 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes destroyed the former 4th planet from the sun, Bacchus.
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[2:21:06 PM] <KDR_11k> Epimendes also destroyed Krypton
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[2:21:19 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes killed spiderman.
[2:21:29 PM] <KDR_11k> He then proceeded to kill Superman
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[2:22:02 PM] <tombom> i see
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[2:22:12 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes poaches rhino's.
[2:22:13 PM] <KDR_11k> Epimendes works for the church. He loves the screams in the halls of the inquisition
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[2:22:29 PM] <KDR_11k> Epimendes is pope
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[2:22:49 PM] <a_commondragon> my god
[2:22:51 PM] <JabluchoPL> found another host
[2:23:00 PM] <a_commondragon> people can follow simpel instructions
[2:23:08 PM] <JabluchoPL> they cant!!
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[2:23:10 PM] <tombom> yes they can
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[2:23:15 PM] <JabluchoPL> no they cant
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[2:23:18 PM] <a_commondragon> we tried
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[2:23:25 PM] <JabluchoPL> all are
[2:23:27 PM] <a_commondragon> to get a starwars empire V.S rebels game going
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[2:23:30 PM] <JabluchoPL> and some use brain
[2:23:33 PM] <a_commondragon> ebveryione kept flipping sides
[2:23:42 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes killed Al Simmons.
[2:23:45 PM] <a_commondragon> and then jablucho started auto-balancing the teams
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[2:23:49 PM] <a_commondragon> and that fuckedi t all up
[2:23:55 PM] <JabluchoPL> because teams unfair:P
[2:24:01 PM] <a_commondragon> yes
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[2:24:07 PM] <a_commondragon> but that makes empire people on rebel side
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[2:24:11 PM] <a_commondragon> and rebel people on empire side
[2:24:15 PM] <JabluchoPL> and i dont like czech's
[2:24:17 PM] <a_commondragon> and everything gets fuxxed
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[2:24:54 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes orders the destruction of aalderan.
[2:25:02 PM] <Kai_T> *ordered
[2:25:10 PM] <KDR_11k> Jesus came back to life because after death Epimendes awaited him
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[2:25:42 PM] <JabluchoPL> who want play starwars?
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[2:26:14 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes rushes in where angels fear to tread.
[2:26:14 PM] <KDR_11k> Epimendes told the man in the wheelchair "stand up, you are healed" and laughed as the man found out he wasn't
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[2:27:37 PM] <Kai_T> Hell burns because Epimendes set fire to it after they kicked him out.
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[2:28:12 PM] <KDR_11k> Epimendes goes under the alias Jack Thompson these days
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[2:28:48 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes once killed a baby that wasn't even there, just to see if he could do it.
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[2:29:04 PM] <KDR_11k> Posting a picture of Epimendes is worse than posting lemonparty, goatse and tubgirl in one message
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[2:29:24 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes posts all of the above on a regular basis.
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[2:29:55 PM] <KDR_11k> Epimendes uploaded them in first place
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[2:30:08 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes once burned down a nunnery that obstructed his view of his own wanted poster.
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[2:31:09 PM] <smoth> epimendes ate a bucket of fried chicken in front of a starving black man!
[2:31:25 PM] <a_commondragon> Ok this has gone to far
[2:31:26 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes makes modern art out of kittens and creatively applied metal spikes.
[2:31:29 PM] <a_commondragon> stop being racist people
[2:31:31 PM] <KDR_11k> Then he cried racism and got the man arrested
[2:31:34 PM] <a_commondragon> and violent
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[2:31:41 PM] <Kai_T> We're not
[2:31:45 PM] <Kai_T> It's epimendes
[2:32:10 PM] <Kai_T> That's like blaming the newsman for all the murders he reports.
[2:32:12 PM] <smoth> Epimendes doesn't just eat babies, he does it in front of their mothers
[2:32:12 PM] <KDR_11k> Epimendes sends kittens in the mail. To make sure he adds airholes to them.
[2:32:47 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes eats people while they're alive and makes them watch.
[2:32:51 PM] <smoth> IT'S AWWWWWWWRIGHT
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[2:33:31 PM] <KDR_11k> Epimendes singlehandedly programmed Windows ME
[2:33:33 PM] <smoth> Epimendes was once cast in temple of doom until he really removed a heart durring rehearsal
[2:33:35 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes boils everyone he meets in acid before touching them, to make sure they're clean.
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[2:34:08 PM] <smoth> Epimendes has a collection of crutches that he stole away from the cripples
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[2:34:29 PM] <KDR_11k> They are covered in blood from said cripples
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[2:34:31 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes has a collection of cripples he stole from their crutches.
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[2:34:57 PM] <tombom> ok we can talk about murder, rape etc but let's not mention black people here, that's just over the line :'(
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[2:35:12 PM] <Xplosion> just had a quick question.. which is better higher handicap or lower
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[2:35:17 PM] <tombom> higher
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[2:35:25 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes is capable of brutally murdering abstract concepts.
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[2:35:31 PM] <Xplosion> higher makes you stronger
[2:35:32 PM] <Xplosion> ?
[2:35:34 PM] <KDR_11k> Epimendes peels the skin off black people before raping them to avoid looking racist
[2:35:35 PM] <Xplosion> or w/e
[2:35:37 PM] <Xplosion> it does
[2:35:40 PM] <smoth> Epimendes can divide by zero
[2:35:46 PM] <[PWN]stilicho> the higher the handicap the higher the more bonus resources
[2:35:48 PM] <Falcrum> j/ polski
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[2:35:52 PM] <Xplosion> mmk
[2:36:09 PM] <rzbx> it shouldn't be called a handicap if it does the opposite
[2:36:15 PM] <tombom> yeah
[2:36:22 PM] <smoth> Epimendes created Al sharpton in an act of will
[2:36:29 PM] <smoth> RZBX
[2:36:30 PM] <[LCC]Saktoth> Epimenides?
[2:36:35 PM] <rzbx> also, the "share units" option in the game. Should be, "give units"
[2:36:39 PM] <smoth> a handicap is a booster
[2:36:44 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> lol
[2:36:45 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes was supposed to be infinitely kind, but god divided by zero and now his good will does not exist.
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[2:36:49 PM] <smoth> bowl more
[2:36:49 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> wdafuxup
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[2:36:53 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> smoth is now in on Epimendes
[2:37:01 PM] <KDR_11k> Epimendes would hurt those who misspell him... if the word "hurt" could describe those acts
[2:37:09 PM] <smoth> saktoth, thanks for being an Epimendes in my thread!
[2:37:15 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> I'm currently compling the first 13 pages of Epimendes facts :-p
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[2:37:23 PM] <smoth> that pissed me off!
[2:37:23 PM] <Kai_T> The only word evil enough to describe Epimendes accurately is Epimendes.
[2:37:56 PM] <Rwarls> jezus you guys are still at it
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[2:38:01 PM] <smoth> Epimendes cannot be to the power of two, such a thing overflows all know computer architechures
[2:38:06 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes once raped a bullet that was being fired at him while it was still in the air.
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[2:38:11 PM] <zambo> it cannot be stopped
[2:38:19 PM] <smoth> oh noes
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[2:38:44 PM] <KDR_11k> Mention of Epimendes is a bannable offense in /b/
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[2:38:49 PM] <[LCC]Saktoth> Are we talking about Epimenides here?
[2:38:52 PM] <KDR_11k> No
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[2:39:05 PM] <smoth> quiet racist
[2:39:15 PM] <Rwarls> bannable offense in /b/?
[2:39:17 PM] <Rwarls> o.o;
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[2:39:30 PM] <smoth> epimendes calls rule 34 on himself
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[2:39:45 PM] <KDR_11k> The result has caused the downfall of the Roman empire
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[2:40:35 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes keeps a harem that contains males, females, and in-betweens, for 30 species, as well as corpse versions of each.
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[2:42:06 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes skinned his grandmother with an old spoon.
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[2:43:40 PM] <a_commondragon> my god its been 3 hours
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[2:43:44 PM] <a_commondragon> and your still on that
[2:44:02 PM] <Kai_T> well, he's a pretty evil guy
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[2:44:30 PM] <[LCC]Saktoth> You know, the actual epimenides was actually for real, skinned
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[2:44:35 PM] <[LCC]Saktoth> And his skin was kept as a good luck charm.
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[2:44:49 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes killed dumbledore.
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[2:45:30 PM] <[LCC]Saktoth> He was a greek prophet.
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[2:45:37 PM] <smoth> Epimendes contracted anthrax, black death and aids all at once. He then gave it all to a small african village for the lulz
[2:45:39 PM] <tombom> saktoth are you gogint ton reply to smoth in that thread
[2:45:45 PM] <tombom> i'm just waiting
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[2:45:58 PM] <tombom> it might be interesting
[2:46:05 PM] <smoth> no it won't be
[2:46:06 PM] <KDR_11k> Epimendes was a prophet, too. When he told people "You'll die a gruesome death" it always came true
[2:46:08 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> Epimendes inspired dead baby jokes.
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[2:46:41 PM] <smoth> Epmendes boxes with gloves made from babies that he, himself aborted
[2:46:51 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes was responsible for the holocaust.
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[2:47:01 PM] <KDR_11k> Epimendes can make a man's head explode by touching it with his finger.
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[2:47:16 PM] <accelebrid> Epimendes at a baby once
[2:47:22 PM] <KDR_11k> ONCE???
[2:47:25 PM] <smoth> Epimendes eats holocaust meat on his sandwitches and has a basement full of jew jerky
[2:47:31 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes performs abortions on people who gave birth years earlier.
[2:47:44 PM] <tombom> more like abortions of jokes
[2:47:48 PM] <tombom> see what i did there :)))
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[2:47:55 PM] <smoth> ha ha ha I do
[2:48:15 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes shot bambi's mother.
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[2:48:21 PM] <KDR_11k> Epimendes once gave a man a stern look. That man's shadow can still be seen on a wall in Hiroshima
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[2:49:06 PM] <accelebrid> is epimendes a real person?
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[2:49:08 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes once drowned an entire country in a septic tank, one person at a time.
[2:49:11 PM] <Kai_T> Yeah, he is.
[2:49:14 PM] <Kai_T> He shot my dog.
[2:49:16 PM] <accelebrid> who is he?
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[2:49:28 PM] <Kai_T> And dgunned bartofslaves
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[2:49:34 PM] <accelebrid> sounds like a bastard
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[2:49:47 PM] <Kai_T> he also raped JustinCase's sister
[2:49:47 PM] <[TS]Lollocide> loool
[2:49:52 PM] <[TS]Lollocide> TK is lol
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[2:49:58 PM] <Kai_T> And ate Rondac's cat, without mustard.
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[2:50:23 PM] <[Kf3in]Apocalypse> wtf
[2:50:23 PM] <Kai_T> And invented cancer.
[2:50:27 PM] <[Kf3in]Apocalypse> who the hell eats a cat
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[2:50:30 PM] <[Kf3in]Apocalypse> without mustard
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[2:50:38 PM] <tombom> your mum lolll.....
[2:50:39 PM] <Kai_T> He's pretty evil.
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[2:50:59 PM] <smoth> Epimendes has a collection of fingers that he has collected from pianists dead and alive
[2:51:14 PM] <accelebrid> Epimendes sleeps with the light on
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[2:51:27 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes once buried a school full of people to their necks in sand, then drowned them all in acid.
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[2:52:06 PM] <KDR_11k> Epimendes is the reason pigs are considered unclean
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[2:52:16 PM] <smoth> Epimendes once replaced a whole countries blood with folgers coffee the result was india
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[2:52:58 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes feeds toxic waste to the homeless.
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[2:53:25 PM] <Xplosion> hey
[2:53:26 PM] <Xplosion> anyone
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[2:53:30 PM] <Xplosion> what is the cheat to drop a nuke
[2:53:32 PM] <Xplosion> ?
[2:53:33 PM] <Regret> hey someone
[2:53:46 PM] <MasterMage> Will anyone host speedmetal BA 5.8?
[2:53:46 PM] <Paskuli> i cant feel my teeth :'(
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[2:53:50 PM] <smoth> Epimendes rapes blind men, women, children or any other human with legs
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[2:54:03 PM] <smoth> without legs
[2:54:07 PM] <Xplosion> Anyone know the code to spawn a nuke?
[2:54:16 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes once murdered an orphan that was already dead.
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[2:54:22 PM] <Paskuli> whats your problem?
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[2:54:30 PM] <accelebrid> Epimendes shops in Walmart
[2:54:31 PM] <smoth> Epimendes created speedmetal.
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[2:54:38 PM] <Xplosion> guys
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[2:54:40 PM] <Xplosion> anyone know
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[2:54:46 PM] <Xplosion> how to spawn nukes with cheats
[2:54:49 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes created walmart to kill small businesses
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[2:54:56 PM] <Paskuli> cannot
[2:54:59 PM] <Xplosion> cant?
[2:55:03 PM] <Xplosion> mmk
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[2:55:08 PM] <MasterMage> Kai_T are you EPIMENDES?
[2:55:12 PM] <accelebrid> .nocost
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[2:55:16 PM] <Kai_T> Nope
[2:55:18 PM] <MasterMage> You seem to know A LOT about him
[2:55:20 PM] <smoth> Epimendes invented hostile take overs by raping a horse with catherine the great!
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[2:55:28 PM] <Kai_T> I'm sure I'd know if I was, he shot my dog and invented cancer.
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[2:55:50 PM] <Kai_T> I wouldn't shoot my own dog.
[2:55:52 PM] <Kai_T> What am I going to do with all this dogfood?
[2:55:59 PM] <MasterMage> Eat it
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[2:56:05 PM] <Kai_T> It's going to go bad or something.
[2:56:14 PM] <MomoX> give it back to ep
[2:56:16 PM] <accelebrid> this kind of chat rots the brain tbh
[2:56:18 PM] <smoth> Epimendes invented glue because he hated horses and orphans
[2:56:28 PM] <Weasel123> mix it with water and create a nice model of your dog?
[2:56:33 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes once forcefed dogfood to a priest, then forcefed the priest to a dog.
[2:57:38 PM] * Disconnected
[2:57:38 PM] <Paskuli> LEAVE Epimendes ALONE. HES HUMAN
[2:57:39 PM] <Kai_T> yeah, but he's not a nice guy.
[2:57:39 PM] <accelebrid> everyone is so keen to bitch in here.. glad to see such great display of humanity and morals
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[2:57:39 PM] <MasterMage> Will Epimendes host speedmetal BA 5.8 so I can CRUSH him?
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[2:57:39 PM] <Kai_T> He's not here.
[2:57:39 PM] <tombom> no
[2:57:52 PM] * Now talking in #main
[2:57:53 PM] * Topic is 'Maps, Mods, and other Spring files here: http://www.unknown-files.net/spring/home/'
[2:57:53 PM] * Set by Peet on Oct 2 at 12:23 AM
[2:58:00 PM] <Paskuli> hes crazy
[2:58:01 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes once raped a baby before it was even concieved.
[2:58:17 PM] <Paskuli> u?
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[2:58:33 PM] <accelebrid> Kai_T that's reall just a reflection of how you think
[2:58:38 PM] <MasterMage> I believe Epimendes is the bi-product of boredom
[2:58:45 PM] <Kai_T> no, he's real.
[2:58:51 PM] <Kai_T> He dgunned bartofslaves.
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[2:58:54 PM] <accelebrid> raping babies before they're concieved.. how sick
[2:59:03 PM] <MomoX> write a book about Epimendes
[2:59:13 PM] <Kai_T> Am doing, right here in main.
[2:59:17 PM] <Kai_T> You can see i unfold!
[2:59:22 PM] <MasterMage> Yes, spare us the unpleasantries of having to read that stuff
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[2:59:37 PM] <smoth> Epimendes once raped a planet, no litteraly. After he was done all that was left was the first black hole, word has it he would rape the sun but he is enjoying earths, polarbear, women, dogs, cats, sea turtles and porcupines too much
[2:59:48 PM] <Kai_T> you'll be glad you learned if you ever meet him.
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[3:00:13 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes once murdered a rock in front of its parents.
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[3:00:22 PM] <MasterMage> A ROCK isnt even ALIVE?!?!?
[3:00:22 PM] <Allenxt> need one more in a speed water duo game....
[3:00:25 PM] <Allenxt> anyone?
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[3:00:28 PM] <Kai_T> He's that evil.
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[3:01:04 PM] <TheSecond> !maplink volcano
[3:01:08 PM] <smoth> Epimendes murders whole sections of time, space and reality at whim! What do you think happened to the dinosaurs?
[3:01:08 PM] <[dib]1984> 2 mooor DSX
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[3:01:19 PM] <TheSecond> !maplink vol
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[3:01:27 PM] <TheSecond> !maplink dry
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[3:01:41 PM] <Eristoff> !smurfs [Czech]Soumin
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[3:02:00 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes once kidnapped, raped, and killed a unit of measurement.
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[3:02:15 PM] <TheSecond> [21:11:44] <TheSecond> maplink doesnt work anymore?
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[3:02:29 PM] <TheSecond> !maplink blue
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[3:02:40 PM] <Kai_T> you have to look them up now, I'm afraid.
[3:02:45 PM] <Kai_T> http://unknown-files.net/spring/category/13/Maps/
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[3:03:35 PM] <Kai_T> It's Epimendes's fault.
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[2:00:17 PM] <KDR_11k> Epimendes once locked the entire FBI in the trunk of his car
[2:00:26 PM] <Kai_T> In high school, Epimendes was voted "Most likely to go to hell, then rape, murder, rape, eat, and rape everything there in that order"
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[2:01:17 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies, he potato-sacks them. Epimendes does not potato-sack the ladies, he garotte-wires them.
[2:01:18 PM] <rzbx> lol FBI one is good
[2:01:19 PM] <KDR_11k> Epimendes does not need a Stargate for interplanetary travel. This is the reason aliens cannot sleep at night
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[2:01:26 PM] <rzbx> thats one big trunk
[2:01:43 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes is the reason cereal goes soggy in milk.
[2:01:46 PM] <KDR_11k> No, that's jsut a lot of force
[2:02:00 PM] <tombom> In school, the population of #main was voted "most likely to be a virgin"
[2:02:01 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> Epimendes stole the Zenith first.
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[2:02:07 PM] <bartofslaves> hey its epimenides not epimendes, and he's online haha
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[2:02:23 PM] <tombom> he4y shut up
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[2:02:44 PM] <Kai_T> It's epimendes, but his username, if I am not mistaken, is Epimenides.
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[2:03:03 PM] <Kai_T> He shot my dog once.
[2:03:08 PM] <Kai_T> True story.
[2:03:11 PM] <[x_x]Mulzaro> Epimendes this, Epimendes that......no one actually cares
[2:03:18 PM] <Kai_T> I care!
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[2:03:25 PM] <bartofslaves> mulzaro if its not funny 4 u, dont read
[2:03:27 PM] <bartofslaves> easy as that
[2:03:27 PM] <Kai_T> You buy another damned dog then.
[2:03:34 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> Epimendes feeds his dogs nothing but chocolate.
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[2:03:39 PM] <KDR_11k> "Death by Epimendes" is a fallacy. Death does not even compare to Epimendes
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[2:03:42 PM] <bartofslaves> swiss chocolate
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[2:04:12 PM] <[x_x]Mulzaro> It's pretty must to read since I want to chat
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[2:04:33 PM] <tombom> chat about something else then
[2:04:35 PM] <Kai_T> You mean Epimendes is responsible for your misery too?
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[2:04:45 PM] <Ralphy> Im bored, gonna watch smallville or so
[2:04:56 PM] <KDR_11k> Epimendes is the only reason #main exists
[2:05:00 PM] <Kai_T> Fscking Epimendes. You can't even chat in main anymore because of him.
[2:05:09 PM] <bartofslaves> HHYAHAH
[2:05:10 PM] <tombom> "fscking"?
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[2:05:29 PM] <Kai_T> The letters are all right next to eachother.
[2:05:30 PM] <tombom> why would a human be running a drive error checking software!!!
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[2:05:41 PM] <Kai_T> Because he's evil?
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[2:05:47 PM] <tombom> oh wait
[2:05:48 PM] <Grip_Reamer> "fscking"?
[2:05:49 PM] <tombom> hi caydr :3
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[2:05:56 PM] <tombom> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fsck
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[2:06:13 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes lives in a swamp and eats people who go near it.
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[2:06:19 PM] <tombom> kai_t = cayder
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[2:06:21 PM] <tombom> *caydr
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[2:06:25 PM] <Kai_T> ?
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[2:06:32 PM] <KDR_11k> You once claimed I was Caydr
[2:06:32 PM] <accelebrid> some people are so bitchy..
[2:06:33 PM] <tombom> you know
[2:06:40 PM] <Grip_Reamer> lol
[2:06:41 PM] <KDR_11k> Do you have a Caydr fixation?
[2:06:48 PM] <tombom> yes
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[2:06:53 PM] <Kai_T> KDR_11k=caydr?
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[2:07:01 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> "Epimendes" is merely an approximation of the misery of his name. His true name is too terrible for human tongues.
[2:07:06 PM] <tombom> he;s not canadian caydr
[2:07:12 PM] <tombom> stop trying to cover ... the truth
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[2:07:31 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> Epimendes is what drove Caydr to make AA.
[2:07:32 PM] <KDR_11k> I'm not Caydr
[2:07:37 PM] <Hope> You know, you're running on empty out here. Oo
[2:07:38 PM] <tombom> i mean Kai_T
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[2:07:43 PM] <KDR_11k> Caydr is the guy who made AA, I'm the guy who made lolis http://mitglied.lycos.de/KDR_11k/pics/p ... i_wip4.jpg
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[2:08:02 PM] <[LCC]jK> "who made lolis"
[2:08:04 PM] <[LCC]jK> lol
[2:08:05 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes is what drove Caydr to stop aa at version 2.3
[2:08:05 PM] <tombom> that's the reason you have no friends
[2:08:09 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> brb.
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[2:08:14 PM] <accelebrid> are lolis real units?
[2:08:15 PM] <tombom> caydr i knew you'd admit it :3
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[2:08:19 PM] <accelebrid> they look cool
[2:08:23 PM] <tombom> btw hurry up with that new release
[2:08:26 PM] <Kai_T> thats...
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[2:08:29 PM] <Kai_T> really really creepy.
[2:08:30 PM] <[LCC]jK> do you already have a pedobear?
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[2:08:56 PM] <Kai_T> I don't have the words to describe the creepiness.
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[2:09:02 PM] <KDR_11k> No, I don't even have a van that can load enemy units
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[2:09:28 PM] <tombom> jeez dude get things straight!!!!
[2:09:28 PM] <Kai_T> eww.
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[2:09:33 PM] <KDR_11k> Anyway, should we consider the Epimendes chaper finished and ready for posting?
[2:09:38 PM] <tombom> yes
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[2:09:51 PM] <tombom> along with your poor spelling
[2:09:52 PM] <tombom> :3
[2:09:54 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes invented the busch beer bong.
[2:09:58 PM] <tombom> no
[2:10:00 PM] <tombom> you're not fdunny
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[2:10:02 PM] <tombom> shut up caydr
[2:10:17 PM] <KDR_11k> Epimendes made UF die
[2:10:24 PM] <Kai_T> And the Bush's Baked Beans bong.
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[2:10:38 PM] <[x_x]Mulzaro> Seriously >_>
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[2:11:50 PM] <KDR_11k> Epimendes stoled mah bucket!
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[2:12:04 PM] <accelebrid> the black plague originated from Epimendes
[2:12:07 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes sets fire to preschools and then boards up the entrances.
[2:12:18 PM] <Cernunnos> Don't we all.
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[2:12:33 PM] <KDR_11k> 1. Collect underpants
[2:12:36 PM] <KDR_11k> 2. Epimendes
[2:12:40 PM] <[TF]Kryzon> !help
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[2:12:43 PM] <KDR_11k> 3. PROFIT!!!
[2:12:46 PM] <accelebrid> Epimendes is a scientologist
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[2:12:50 PM] <a_commondragon> DUIE
[2:12:52 PM] <a_commondragon> DIE
[2:13:01 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes taught scientology to l ron hubbard.
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[2:13:09 PM] <tombom> caydr is a dick
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[2:13:14 PM] <tombom> caydr needs to shut up
[2:13:15 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes was every priest in the spanish inquisition.
[2:13:16 PM] <JabluchoPL> join star wars
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[2:13:20 PM] <KDR_11k> Epimendes taught Caydr to mod
[2:13:22 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> OK guys.
[2:13:30 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> We have... 13 pages of Epimendes in Word.
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[2:13:37 PM] <tombom> you embarras me
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[2:14:05 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes's chief weapons are surprise and fear.
[2:14:09 PM] <a_commondragon> SOUMIN
[2:14:16 PM] <accelebrid> why do people hate Epimendes?
[2:14:25 PM] <JabluchoPL> czech come back
[2:14:27 PM] <Kai_T> I hate him because he shot my dog and invented cancer.
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[2:14:36 PM] <accelebrid> damn him!
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[2:14:59 PM] <kung> who/what is it
[2:15:03 PM] <accelebrid> so Epimendes is a fictional character that everyone wants to hate?
[2:15:05 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes lives on a diet of fried orphans.
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[2:15:26 PM] <tombom> SHUT THE HELL UP I HATE YOU
[2:15:29 PM] <Kai_T> No, epimendes is real. he dgunned bartofslaves
[2:15:50 PM] <Kai_T> and raped JustinCase's girlfriend
[2:16:02 PM] <Kai_T> And ate Rondac's cat without mustard.
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[2:16:10 PM] <Kai_T> And shot my dog
[2:16:11 PM] <KDR_11k> http://www.ruthe.de/gallery/cpg1410/alb ... p_0584.jpg
[2:16:23 PM] <Kai_T> Purebred and everything.
[2:16:33 PM] <Kai_T> Do you know how much dogs cost these days?
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[2:17:35 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> He also invented cancer.
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[2:17:45 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> and WWI, WWII, and WII.
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[2:17:57 PM] <tombom> so good he invented it twice
[2:18:07 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes was responsible for the failure of the sega dreamcast.
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[2:18:40 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes sold the rights for all james bond video games to EA.
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[2:20:00 PM] <KDR_11k> Epimendes hosts 4chan
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[2:20:22 PM] <tombom> my epidermis is long and flaccid
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[2:20:49 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes destroyed the former 4th planet from the sun, Bacchus.
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[2:21:06 PM] <KDR_11k> Epimendes also destroyed Krypton
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[2:21:19 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes killed spiderman.
[2:21:29 PM] <KDR_11k> He then proceeded to kill Superman
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[2:22:02 PM] <tombom> i see
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[2:22:12 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes poaches rhino's.
[2:22:13 PM] <KDR_11k> Epimendes works for the church. He loves the screams in the halls of the inquisition
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[2:22:29 PM] <KDR_11k> Epimendes is pope
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[2:22:49 PM] <a_commondragon> my god
[2:22:51 PM] <JabluchoPL> found another host
[2:23:00 PM] <a_commondragon> people can follow simpel instructions
[2:23:08 PM] <JabluchoPL> they cant!!
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[2:23:10 PM] <tombom> yes they can
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[2:23:15 PM] <JabluchoPL> no they cant
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[2:23:18 PM] <a_commondragon> we tried
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[2:23:25 PM] <JabluchoPL> all are
[2:23:27 PM] <a_commondragon> to get a starwars empire V.S rebels game going
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[2:23:30 PM] <JabluchoPL> and some use brain
[2:23:33 PM] <a_commondragon> ebveryione kept flipping sides
[2:23:42 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes killed Al Simmons.
[2:23:45 PM] <a_commondragon> and then jablucho started auto-balancing the teams
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[2:23:49 PM] <a_commondragon> and that fuckedi t all up
[2:23:55 PM] <JabluchoPL> because teams unfair:P
[2:24:01 PM] <a_commondragon> yes
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[2:24:07 PM] <a_commondragon> but that makes empire people on rebel side
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[2:24:11 PM] <a_commondragon> and rebel people on empire side
[2:24:15 PM] <JabluchoPL> and i dont like czech's
[2:24:17 PM] <a_commondragon> and everything gets fuxxed
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[2:24:54 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes orders the destruction of aalderan.
[2:25:02 PM] <Kai_T> *ordered
[2:25:10 PM] <KDR_11k> Jesus came back to life because after death Epimendes awaited him
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[2:25:42 PM] <JabluchoPL> who want play starwars?
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[2:26:14 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes rushes in where angels fear to tread.
[2:26:14 PM] <KDR_11k> Epimendes told the man in the wheelchair "stand up, you are healed" and laughed as the man found out he wasn't
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[2:27:37 PM] <Kai_T> Hell burns because Epimendes set fire to it after they kicked him out.
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[2:28:12 PM] <KDR_11k> Epimendes goes under the alias Jack Thompson these days
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[2:28:48 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes once killed a baby that wasn't even there, just to see if he could do it.
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[2:29:04 PM] <KDR_11k> Posting a picture of Epimendes is worse than posting lemonparty, goatse and tubgirl in one message
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[2:29:24 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes posts all of the above on a regular basis.
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[2:29:55 PM] <KDR_11k> Epimendes uploaded them in first place
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[2:30:08 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes once burned down a nunnery that obstructed his view of his own wanted poster.
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[2:31:09 PM] <smoth> epimendes ate a bucket of fried chicken in front of a starving black man!
[2:31:25 PM] <a_commondragon> Ok this has gone to far
[2:31:26 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes makes modern art out of kittens and creatively applied metal spikes.
[2:31:29 PM] <a_commondragon> stop being racist people
[2:31:31 PM] <KDR_11k> Then he cried racism and got the man arrested
[2:31:34 PM] <a_commondragon> and violent
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[2:31:41 PM] <Kai_T> We're not
[2:31:45 PM] <Kai_T> It's epimendes
[2:32:10 PM] <Kai_T> That's like blaming the newsman for all the murders he reports.
[2:32:12 PM] <smoth> Epimendes doesn't just eat babies, he does it in front of their mothers
[2:32:12 PM] <KDR_11k> Epimendes sends kittens in the mail. To make sure he adds airholes to them.
[2:32:47 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes eats people while they're alive and makes them watch.
[2:32:51 PM] <smoth> IT'S AWWWWWWWRIGHT
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[2:33:31 PM] <KDR_11k> Epimendes singlehandedly programmed Windows ME
[2:33:33 PM] <smoth> Epimendes was once cast in temple of doom until he really removed a heart durring rehearsal
[2:33:35 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes boils everyone he meets in acid before touching them, to make sure they're clean.
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[2:34:08 PM] <smoth> Epimendes has a collection of crutches that he stole away from the cripples
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[2:34:29 PM] <KDR_11k> They are covered in blood from said cripples
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[2:34:31 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes has a collection of cripples he stole from their crutches.
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[2:34:57 PM] <tombom> ok we can talk about murder, rape etc but let's not mention black people here, that's just over the line :'(
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[2:35:12 PM] <Xplosion> just had a quick question.. which is better higher handicap or lower
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[2:35:17 PM] <tombom> higher
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[2:35:25 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes is capable of brutally murdering abstract concepts.
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[2:35:31 PM] <Xplosion> higher makes you stronger
[2:35:32 PM] <Xplosion> ?
[2:35:34 PM] <KDR_11k> Epimendes peels the skin off black people before raping them to avoid looking racist
[2:35:35 PM] <Xplosion> or w/e
[2:35:37 PM] <Xplosion> it does
[2:35:40 PM] <smoth> Epimendes can divide by zero
[2:35:46 PM] <[PWN]stilicho> the higher the handicap the higher the more bonus resources
[2:35:48 PM] <Falcrum> j/ polski
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[2:35:52 PM] <Xplosion> mmk
[2:36:09 PM] <rzbx> it shouldn't be called a handicap if it does the opposite
[2:36:15 PM] <tombom> yeah
[2:36:22 PM] <smoth> Epimendes created Al sharpton in an act of will
[2:36:29 PM] <smoth> RZBX
[2:36:30 PM] <[LCC]Saktoth> Epimenides?
[2:36:35 PM] <rzbx> also, the "share units" option in the game. Should be, "give units"
[2:36:39 PM] <smoth> a handicap is a booster
[2:36:44 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> lol
[2:36:45 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes was supposed to be infinitely kind, but god divided by zero and now his good will does not exist.
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[2:36:49 PM] <smoth> bowl more
[2:36:49 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> wdafuxup
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[2:36:53 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> smoth is now in on Epimendes
[2:37:01 PM] <KDR_11k> Epimendes would hurt those who misspell him... if the word "hurt" could describe those acts
[2:37:09 PM] <smoth> saktoth, thanks for being an Epimendes in my thread!
[2:37:15 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> I'm currently compling the first 13 pages of Epimendes facts :-p
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[2:37:23 PM] <smoth> that pissed me off!
[2:37:23 PM] <Kai_T> The only word evil enough to describe Epimendes accurately is Epimendes.
[2:37:56 PM] <Rwarls> jezus you guys are still at it
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[2:38:01 PM] <smoth> Epimendes cannot be to the power of two, such a thing overflows all know computer architechures
[2:38:06 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes once raped a bullet that was being fired at him while it was still in the air.
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[2:38:11 PM] <zambo> it cannot be stopped
[2:38:19 PM] <smoth> oh noes
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[2:38:44 PM] <KDR_11k> Mention of Epimendes is a bannable offense in /b/
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[2:38:49 PM] <[LCC]Saktoth> Are we talking about Epimenides here?
[2:38:52 PM] <KDR_11k> No
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[2:39:05 PM] <smoth> quiet racist
[2:39:15 PM] <Rwarls> bannable offense in /b/?
[2:39:17 PM] <Rwarls> o.o;
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[2:39:30 PM] <smoth> epimendes calls rule 34 on himself
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[2:39:45 PM] <KDR_11k> The result has caused the downfall of the Roman empire
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[2:40:35 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes keeps a harem that contains males, females, and in-betweens, for 30 species, as well as corpse versions of each.
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[2:42:06 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes skinned his grandmother with an old spoon.
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[2:43:40 PM] <a_commondragon> my god its been 3 hours
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[2:43:44 PM] <a_commondragon> and your still on that
[2:44:02 PM] <Kai_T> well, he's a pretty evil guy
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[2:44:30 PM] <[LCC]Saktoth> You know, the actual epimenides was actually for real, skinned
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[2:44:35 PM] <[LCC]Saktoth> And his skin was kept as a good luck charm.
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[2:44:49 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes killed dumbledore.
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[2:45:30 PM] <[LCC]Saktoth> He was a greek prophet.
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[2:45:37 PM] <smoth> Epimendes contracted anthrax, black death and aids all at once. He then gave it all to a small african village for the lulz
[2:45:39 PM] <tombom> saktoth are you gogint ton reply to smoth in that thread
[2:45:45 PM] <tombom> i'm just waiting
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[2:45:58 PM] <tombom> it might be interesting
[2:46:05 PM] <smoth> no it won't be
[2:46:06 PM] <KDR_11k> Epimendes was a prophet, too. When he told people "You'll die a gruesome death" it always came true
[2:46:08 PM] <[S44]Felix_the_Cat> Epimendes inspired dead baby jokes.
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[2:46:41 PM] <smoth> Epmendes boxes with gloves made from babies that he, himself aborted
[2:46:51 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes was responsible for the holocaust.
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[2:47:01 PM] <KDR_11k> Epimendes can make a man's head explode by touching it with his finger.
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[2:47:16 PM] <accelebrid> Epimendes at a baby once
[2:47:22 PM] <KDR_11k> ONCE???
[2:47:25 PM] <smoth> Epimendes eats holocaust meat on his sandwitches and has a basement full of jew jerky
[2:47:31 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes performs abortions on people who gave birth years earlier.
[2:47:44 PM] <tombom> more like abortions of jokes
[2:47:48 PM] <tombom> see what i did there :)))
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[2:47:55 PM] <smoth> ha ha ha I do
[2:48:15 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes shot bambi's mother.
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[2:48:21 PM] <KDR_11k> Epimendes once gave a man a stern look. That man's shadow can still be seen on a wall in Hiroshima
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[2:49:06 PM] <accelebrid> is epimendes a real person?
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[2:49:08 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes once drowned an entire country in a septic tank, one person at a time.
[2:49:11 PM] <Kai_T> Yeah, he is.
[2:49:14 PM] <Kai_T> He shot my dog.
[2:49:16 PM] <accelebrid> who is he?
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[2:49:28 PM] <Kai_T> And dgunned bartofslaves
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[2:49:34 PM] <accelebrid> sounds like a bastard
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[2:49:47 PM] <Kai_T> he also raped JustinCase's sister
[2:49:47 PM] <[TS]Lollocide> loool
[2:49:52 PM] <[TS]Lollocide> TK is lol
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[2:49:58 PM] <Kai_T> And ate Rondac's cat, without mustard.
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[2:50:23 PM] <[Kf3in]Apocalypse> wtf
[2:50:23 PM] <Kai_T> And invented cancer.
[2:50:27 PM] <[Kf3in]Apocalypse> who the hell eats a cat
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[2:50:30 PM] <[Kf3in]Apocalypse> without mustard
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[2:50:38 PM] <tombom> your mum lolll.....
[2:50:39 PM] <Kai_T> He's pretty evil.
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[2:50:59 PM] <smoth> Epimendes has a collection of fingers that he has collected from pianists dead and alive
[2:51:14 PM] <accelebrid> Epimendes sleeps with the light on
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[2:51:27 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes once buried a school full of people to their necks in sand, then drowned them all in acid.
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[2:52:06 PM] <KDR_11k> Epimendes is the reason pigs are considered unclean
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[2:52:16 PM] <smoth> Epimendes once replaced a whole countries blood with folgers coffee the result was india
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[2:52:58 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes feeds toxic waste to the homeless.
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[2:53:25 PM] <Xplosion> hey
[2:53:26 PM] <Xplosion> anyone
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[2:53:30 PM] <Xplosion> what is the cheat to drop a nuke
[2:53:32 PM] <Xplosion> ?
[2:53:33 PM] <Regret> hey someone
[2:53:46 PM] <MasterMage> Will anyone host speedmetal BA 5.8?
[2:53:46 PM] <Paskuli> i cant feel my teeth :'(
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[2:53:50 PM] <smoth> Epimendes rapes blind men, women, children or any other human with legs
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[2:54:03 PM] <smoth> without legs
[2:54:07 PM] <Xplosion> Anyone know the code to spawn a nuke?
[2:54:16 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes once murdered an orphan that was already dead.
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[2:54:22 PM] <Paskuli> whats your problem?
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[2:54:30 PM] <accelebrid> Epimendes shops in Walmart
[2:54:31 PM] <smoth> Epimendes created speedmetal.
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[2:54:38 PM] <Xplosion> guys
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[2:54:40 PM] <Xplosion> anyone know
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[2:54:46 PM] <Xplosion> how to spawn nukes with cheats
[2:54:49 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes created walmart to kill small businesses
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[2:54:56 PM] <Paskuli> cannot
[2:54:59 PM] <Xplosion> cant?
[2:55:03 PM] <Xplosion> mmk
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[2:55:08 PM] <MasterMage> Kai_T are you EPIMENDES?
[2:55:12 PM] <accelebrid> .nocost
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[2:55:16 PM] <Kai_T> Nope
[2:55:18 PM] <MasterMage> You seem to know A LOT about him
[2:55:20 PM] <smoth> Epimendes invented hostile take overs by raping a horse with catherine the great!
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[2:55:28 PM] <Kai_T> I'm sure I'd know if I was, he shot my dog and invented cancer.
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[2:55:50 PM] <Kai_T> I wouldn't shoot my own dog.
[2:55:52 PM] <Kai_T> What am I going to do with all this dogfood?
[2:55:59 PM] <MasterMage> Eat it
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[2:56:05 PM] <Kai_T> It's going to go bad or something.
[2:56:14 PM] <MomoX> give it back to ep
[2:56:16 PM] <accelebrid> this kind of chat rots the brain tbh
[2:56:18 PM] <smoth> Epimendes invented glue because he hated horses and orphans
[2:56:28 PM] <Weasel123> mix it with water and create a nice model of your dog?
[2:56:33 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes once forcefed dogfood to a priest, then forcefed the priest to a dog.
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[2:57:38 PM] <Paskuli> LEAVE Epimendes ALONE. HES HUMAN
[2:57:39 PM] <Kai_T> yeah, but he's not a nice guy.
[2:57:39 PM] <accelebrid> everyone is so keen to bitch in here.. glad to see such great display of humanity and morals
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[2:57:39 PM] <MasterMage> Will Epimendes host speedmetal BA 5.8 so I can CRUSH him?
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[2:57:39 PM] <Kai_T> He's not here.
[2:57:39 PM] <tombom> no
[2:57:52 PM] * Now talking in #main
[2:57:53 PM] * Topic is 'Maps, Mods, and other Spring files here: http://www.unknown-files.net/spring/home/'
[2:57:53 PM] * Set by Peet on Oct 2 at 12:23 AM
[2:58:00 PM] <Paskuli> hes crazy
[2:58:01 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes once raped a baby before it was even concieved.
[2:58:17 PM] <Paskuli> u?
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[2:58:33 PM] <accelebrid> Kai_T that's reall just a reflection of how you think
[2:58:38 PM] <MasterMage> I believe Epimendes is the bi-product of boredom
[2:58:45 PM] <Kai_T> no, he's real.
[2:58:51 PM] <Kai_T> He dgunned bartofslaves.
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[2:58:54 PM] <accelebrid> raping babies before they're concieved.. how sick
[2:59:03 PM] <MomoX> write a book about Epimendes
[2:59:13 PM] <Kai_T> Am doing, right here in main.
[2:59:17 PM] <Kai_T> You can see i unfold!
[2:59:22 PM] <MasterMage> Yes, spare us the unpleasantries of having to read that stuff
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[2:59:37 PM] <smoth> Epimendes once raped a planet, no litteraly. After he was done all that was left was the first black hole, word has it he would rape the sun but he is enjoying earths, polarbear, women, dogs, cats, sea turtles and porcupines too much
[2:59:48 PM] <Kai_T> you'll be glad you learned if you ever meet him.
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[3:00:13 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes once murdered a rock in front of its parents.
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[3:00:22 PM] <MasterMage> A ROCK isnt even ALIVE?!?!?
[3:00:22 PM] <Allenxt> need one more in a speed water duo game....
[3:00:25 PM] <Allenxt> anyone?
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[3:00:28 PM] <Kai_T> He's that evil.
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[3:01:04 PM] <TheSecond> !maplink volcano
[3:01:08 PM] <smoth> Epimendes murders whole sections of time, space and reality at whim! What do you think happened to the dinosaurs?
[3:01:08 PM] <[dib]1984> 2 mooor DSX
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[3:01:19 PM] <TheSecond> !maplink vol
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[3:01:27 PM] <TheSecond> !maplink dry
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[3:01:41 PM] <Eristoff> !smurfs [Czech]Soumin
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[3:02:00 PM] <Kai_T> Epimendes once kidnapped, raped, and killed a unit of measurement.
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[3:02:15 PM] <TheSecond> [21:11:44] <TheSecond> maplink doesnt work anymore?
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[3:02:29 PM] <TheSecond> !maplink blue
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[3:02:40 PM] <Kai_T> you have to look them up now, I'm afraid.
[3:02:45 PM] <Kai_T> http://unknown-files.net/spring/category/13/Maps/
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[3:03:35 PM] <Kai_T> It's Epimendes's fault.