The yo mama joke thread

Snipawolf · Post by **Snipawolf** » 20 Sep 2006, 20:30

Got a yo mama joke? yo daddy's are also accepted, lol...

Post 'em

Yo mama so ugly, she went to a strip club and they payed her to put her clothes back on.

BigSteve · Post by **BigSteve** » 20 Sep 2006, 20:36

Well this in no way tops the above, I actually laughed out load at that one sniper ^^

"yo moma is so dumb she has to stand on a chair to raise her IQ"

ughh redaing that back makes me sad, its horrible, but its a yo moma nontheless, come on community you got to be able to do better than me ^^
besides I need some more jokes to pass of as my own at the pub ^^

Forboding Angel · Post by **Forboding Angel** » 20 Sep 2006, 20:41

prolly gonna get banned for this

yo momma so nasty they make you eat her... on Fear Factor.

Zoombie · Post by **Zoombie** » 20 Sep 2006, 21:14

Yo mama so fat, she's warping light around her.

Drone_Fragger · Post by **Drone_Fragger** » 20 Sep 2006, 21:27

Yo mommas so fat, she doesn't go in the bus, Bus goes in her.

Hur, Tis very bad.

Snipawolf · Post by **Snipawolf** » 20 Sep 2006, 22:12

Hehe, nice ones, I like drones

Candleman · Post by **Candleman** » 20 Sep 2006, 22:16

Oh. My.GOD

It's so bad.

Snipawolf · Post by **Snipawolf** » 20 Sep 2006, 22:18

lol, go Todd

Weaver · Post by **Weaver** » 20 Sep 2006, 22:26

Your momma is so fat, she gets -8 to her AC.

Neddie · Post by **Neddie** » 20 Sep 2006, 22:32

Weaver wrote:Your momma is so fat, she gets -8 to her AC.

Victory: Weaver.

knorke · Post by **knorke** » 20 Sep 2006, 22:34

Yo mamma's so fat you need to dgun her twice.

Mars Keeper · Post by **Mars Keeper** » 20 Sep 2006, 22:43

knorke wrote:Yo mamma's so fat you need to dgun her twice.

Thats the best one!

Drone_Fragger · Post by **Drone_Fragger** » 20 Sep 2006, 22:51

Yo mommas so fat that the moon got lodged in her belly button.

Noruas · Post by **Noruas** » 20 Sep 2006, 22:59

Your momma is so fat she has more rolls than a bakery.

Caydr · Post by **Caydr** » 21 Sep 2006, 01:49

Yo mama's so fat, when she walked in front of the TV, I missed the commercial break

Noruas · Post by **Noruas** » 21 Sep 2006, 02:20

Your momma is so fat, she always eat the bear.

Lolsquad_Steven · Post by **Lolsquad_Steven** » 21 Sep 2006, 05:32

your mamas so fit, i had to touch her tit.

nobody2u · Post by **nobody2u** » 21 Sep 2006, 05:37

knorke wrote:Yo mamma's so fat you need to dgun her twice.

LOL

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

FizWizz · Post by **FizWizz** » 21 Sep 2006, 07:06

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KDR_11k · Post by **KDR_11k** » 21 Sep 2006, 09:44

Your mama jokes are so bad they don't even have them in my country.

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The yo mama joke thread

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