The yo mama joke thread

The yo mama joke thread

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Snipawolf
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The yo mama joke thread

Post by Snipawolf »

Got a yo mama joke? yo daddy's are also accepted, lol...

Post 'em

Yo mama so ugly, she went to a strip club and they payed her to put her clothes back on.
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BigSteve
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Post by BigSteve »

Well this in no way tops the above, I actually laughed out load at that one sniper ^^

"yo moma is so dumb she has to stand on a chair to raise her IQ"

ughh redaing that back makes me sad, its horrible, but its a yo moma nontheless, come on community you got to be able to do better than me ^^
besides I need some more jokes to pass of as my own at the pub ^^
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Forboding Angel
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Post by Forboding Angel »

prolly gonna get banned for this

yo momma so nasty they make you eat her... on Fear Factor.
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Zoombie
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Post by Zoombie »

Yo mama so fat, she's warping light around her.
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Drone_Fragger
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Post by Drone_Fragger »

Yo mommas so fat, she doesn't go in the bus, Bus goes in her.

Hur, Tis very bad.
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Post by Snipawolf »

Hehe, nice ones, I like drones :P
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Candleman
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Post by Candleman »

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Oh. My.GOD

It's so bad.
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Post by Snipawolf »

lol, go Todd
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Weaver
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Post by Weaver »

Your momma is so fat, she gets -8 to her AC.
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Neddie
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Post by Neddie »

Weaver wrote:Your momma is so fat, she gets -8 to her AC.
Victory: Weaver.
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knorke
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Post by knorke »

Yo mamma's so fat you need to dgun her twice. :roll:
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Mars Keeper
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Post by Mars Keeper »

knorke wrote:Yo mamma's so fat you need to dgun her twice. :roll:
Thats the best one! :lol:
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Drone_Fragger
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Post by Drone_Fragger »

Yo mommas so fat that the moon got lodged in her belly button.
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Noruas
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Post by Noruas »

Your momma is so fat she has more rolls than a bakery.
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Caydr
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Post by Caydr »

Yo mama's so fat, when she walked in front of the TV, I missed the commercial break
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Noruas
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Post by Noruas »

Your momma is so fat, she always eat the bear.
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Lolsquad_Steven
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Post by Lolsquad_Steven »

your mamas so fit, i had to touch her tit.
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nobody2u
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Post by nobody2u »

knorke wrote:Yo mamma's so fat you need to dgun her twice. :roll:
LOL

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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KDR_11k
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Post by KDR_11k »

Your mama jokes are so bad they don't even have them in my country.
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