You know you suck at TA Spring when...
Posted: 10 Jul 2006, 06:14
Sorry if something like this has been posted before, I got bored and made this up. I based most of this on what has happened in game to me.
You know you suck at TA spring when:
1. You reclaim your ally's big bertha because you have no metal.
2. You nuke your teammate.
3. You try flea rushes 30 minutes into the game.
4. 20 minutes into the game you have ONLY economy units and have never build any defense/offfense
5. You try the same failed tatic over and over again.
6. Speedmetal is the only/main map you play.
7. You are low on metal on speedmetal
8. You debate over tactics on speedmetal
9. 30 minutes into the game you have 3 anti-aircraft after numerous air scouts fly over your base
10. You porce
11. You constanly beg your teammate for resources
12. (late in the game) Your main line of defence is LLT with no offensive units to help defend
13. You send out krogoths unsupported
14. You rely on your teammate for defence
15. You place all of your reactors and metal makers in one small area
16. You think that speedmetal is the best map.
17. Your username is (insert sucky player of your choice)
18. You build only defence
19. 5 pewees and 2 hammers destroy your entire base
20. You ignore your teammates advice (unless he is a newb).
21. You refuse to communicate with your teammate.
22. 5 Brawlers pose a serious threat to your base
23. All your windmills are built into a square
24. You com bomb
25. Your commander is your main line of defence late in the game
26. You d-gun the attacking raiders, along with half your allys base.
27. Huge amounts of k-bots are idle
28. When your ally says, "lets go air" you agree then continue building pewees
29. You got your star ranking by playing speedmetal
30. You host with dialup
Thats all i can think of for now....
If you can think of any, post them!
Update: Okay, I thought of a few more:
-You build your main line of defence in the middle of your base
-You try to win with krogoths on maps like small divide
-You attack with freedom fighters
-You send huge amounts of peepers into your enemies base just to be blown up
-You think com bombing isn't a newbish tactic
-You don't host because it "takes too much time"
-You don't host because you are too lazy to set up your router
-You accuse your oppenent of cheating because he beat you 3 times in 40 minutes
-The first thing you build after building a level one kbot/vehicle/airport and a conbot is a level 2 lab
-you dont use radar. At all.
-A single enemy air transport can get into your base, pick up your commander, and fly over your reactors, killing all of them
You know you suck at TA spring when:
1. You reclaim your ally's big bertha because you have no metal.
2. You nuke your teammate.
3. You try flea rushes 30 minutes into the game.
4. 20 minutes into the game you have ONLY economy units and have never build any defense/offfense
5. You try the same failed tatic over and over again.
6. Speedmetal is the only/main map you play.
7. You are low on metal on speedmetal
8. You debate over tactics on speedmetal
9. 30 minutes into the game you have 3 anti-aircraft after numerous air scouts fly over your base
10. You porce
11. You constanly beg your teammate for resources
12. (late in the game) Your main line of defence is LLT with no offensive units to help defend
13. You send out krogoths unsupported
14. You rely on your teammate for defence
15. You place all of your reactors and metal makers in one small area
16. You think that speedmetal is the best map.
17. Your username is (insert sucky player of your choice)
18. You build only defence
19. 5 pewees and 2 hammers destroy your entire base
20. You ignore your teammates advice (unless he is a newb).
21. You refuse to communicate with your teammate.
22. 5 Brawlers pose a serious threat to your base
23. All your windmills are built into a square
24. You com bomb
25. Your commander is your main line of defence late in the game
26. You d-gun the attacking raiders, along with half your allys base.
27. Huge amounts of k-bots are idle
28. When your ally says, "lets go air" you agree then continue building pewees
29. You got your star ranking by playing speedmetal
30. You host with dialup
Thats all i can think of for now....
If you can think of any, post them!
Update: Okay, I thought of a few more:
-You build your main line of defence in the middle of your base
-You try to win with krogoths on maps like small divide
-You attack with freedom fighters
-You send huge amounts of peepers into your enemies base just to be blown up
-You think com bombing isn't a newbish tactic
-You don't host because it "takes too much time"
-You don't host because you are too lazy to set up your router
-You accuse your oppenent of cheating because he beat you 3 times in 40 minutes
-The first thing you build after building a level one kbot/vehicle/airport and a conbot is a level 2 lab
-you dont use radar. At all.
-A single enemy air transport can get into your base, pick up your commander, and fly over your reactors, killing all of them