new code for spring

[Manoa]

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time_t wasted_total; +=wasted_today;

unsigned long int main(unsigned short int life)
{
 time_t wasted_start, wasted_end, wasted_total;
 wasted_start=gettime();
 do
 {
  spec();
  stfu();
 }
 while(suck() == hard && pwn(noob) < pwn(self))
 spring(noob);
 wasted_end=gettime();
 wasted_today=wasted_end-wasted_start;
 wasted_total+=wasted_today;
 return life-wasted_total;
 }

void spring(signed long int suck)
{
 register char *noob[7], pro=0;
 if (noob && suck()) then
 {
  gtfo(&noob);
 }
 else
  for (pwn=0,pwn < pwned-self,)
  {
    if (dsd == 1) then failtech();
    else porc();
  
   if (!suck(&porc) && noob != "omg hax") then
   {
      pro = smurf();
      pwn(noob[7+random()]);
      pwn++;
   } else if (suck == hard)
   {
    gtfo(&noob);
    pwn--;
   }
   else if (noob == "necron" && pwn(self)) then
   {
   draw(something);
   if (pwn>0) then pwn=pwn*(-1);
   }
  }
}

void gtfo(signed long int noob)
{
  kick(&noob);
  take(noob);
}

[Hoi]

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while ( troll() == "1" )
      do
           {
neddieban();
dropanchor();
           }

[aegis]

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while (code == bad) {}

[Caydr]

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static var humor = 0

(COB FTW)

[TradeMark]

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while ( dont_post_on_xzalions_threads ) ban_for_trolling(); 

most accurate from all of these IMO

[REVENGE]

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I can troll in green too.

[Dragon45]

hur hur i know basic c-style syntax, look how smart sophisticated and funny i am hur hur

[Manoa]

that, and I also want the trollcoder Nominations and while at it also a new github branch for all the contributions to the code

[knorke]

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if knorke then best

[Teutooni]

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HAI
I HAS A THREAD
IZ HUMOR IN MAH THREAD BIGGER THAN 0?
	NOWAI
		BYES
	KTHX
KTHXBYE

[Google_Frog]

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HAI
I HAS A THREAD
IZ HUMOR IN MAH THREAD BIGGER THAN 0?
	NOWAI
		BYES
	KTHX
KTHXBYE

Does that even compile? Check here.
http://lolcode.com/