Spring RTS Engine

Pumpkin? Where? I see no pumpkin.

New rule: No commands to kill yourself.

I've served my sentence I've been released.

There is no one to let you out.

Edit rule: Don't make commands that end the game prematurely.

I starve for 4 weeks then slip through the bars.

You got so hungry that you gave up and ate your last candy corn.

You pooped out the key.

Vabor wrote:You got so hungry that you gave up and ate a pumpkin.

What pumpkin? There is no pumpkin ¬_¬

You sir, are correct.

I take the laser and zap through the bars.

You get a huge mouth and say "IMMA FIREN MAH LAZAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Then you shoot the lazor and take out the middle of the three bars. You can now climb through the window. The man outside the window falls, breaks the ladder, and gets knocked out. You are now at negative magic points, which means you can never use magic again.

I've broken out of the jail. Game over. End of. No more. Thread stop.

Nope. Window doesn't go out. Goes into another room. 10 foot drop. Other man out cold. Too bad.

Jazcash, if you don't wanna play then just leave.

I jump the 10 foot drop and die.

Cant let you do that Star Fox.

It breaks one of the rules.

New rule: No rules.

I examine the drop and note that it wouldn't be health to try and jump it, instead i examine my other options around the room, and try to remember what kind of spells i could use with the magic that mask had gave me.

the other man is out cold MY TIME HAS COME!

Shoot lock on door with gun.

Spoilers. Something *vaguely* original might be nice.

damn you peet, you know everything.

Peet wrote:Spoilers. Something *vaguely* original might be nice.

Please just lock this thread, it was awful in the first place but when you find that it's just copied, and copied by somebody who apparently can't even plagiarise correctly, it's utterly worthless.