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Cabbage
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I won the lottery!

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Genuine bloke who obviously isnt associated with Nigeria in any way, shape or form! wrote:
The Camelot Group PLC,Operators
of The Uk National Lottery.
28 Tan Field Road,
Croydon, London.
Ref: UK/9420X2/68
Batch: 074/05/ZY369

Dear Winner,

We are pleased to inform you of the final announcement of the
UK National Lottery Online Promo Programme
held on the 29th of November 2007. We have been sending this notice to
you but this is the last as we are about distributing winnings to
winners.

The draw was done electronically with several email addresses provided
to this office by microsoft to enhance the utilization of the internet.
Your email address was attached to Reference Number
UK/9420X2/68 and was picked as one of the
ten winning email addresses.

This has qualified you to claim the total cash prize Of £753,437(Seven
Hundred and Fifty Three Thousand, Four Hundred and Thirty Seven Pound
Sterling) in cash credited to file KTU/9023118308/03. This is from a
total cash prize of £7,534,370.00 shared amongst the first ten
(10) lucky winners in this category B.

Therefore you do not need to buy ticket to enter for it.
Your winnings will be issued to you as soon as our claims
department verify your winning after you might have filled this payment
processing form that is below.

Claims Processing Form for filing of claims.
Name:
Age:
Occupation:
Address:
Phone No.:
Mobile No.:
COUNTRY:
Winning Email Address:

You are advised to contact our claims department via these details:
Assigned Claims Agent: Mr.LEWIS JNR.
EMAIL:winninnges_verificationdepartment@hotmail.com
FOR MORE INFO CALL Tel:+44 703 191 8841 OR +44 703 192 1862

Quote Your Reference Number as UK/9420X2/68 when
you are filing your claims. Congratulations once more from all our
members of Staff.

Yours Sincerely
Sir Mark Dulle.
(Online Promo Co-ordinator)
[/quote]

Any suggestions how i should kick off my career as a raging philanthropist? Serious suggestions only please. Seriously.

No really, seriously.

I mean it!
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SinbadEV
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Post by SinbadEV »

Invest all the money in companies that have eco-friendly policies and or a good "give back to the community" programs and then live frugally off the dividends while you spend your time personally working for charities or volunteer organizations.
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BlackLiger
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Post by BlackLiger »

Start by giving me all of the money you have BEFORE collecting this money (they get you that way, if you have money before claiming, you're obviously profiting and can be taxed for it...)

Then, donate 10,000 to the SYs.
Another 10,000 should go to random charity
and then live on the rest. No, not put it in a bank, literally, build a house on top of all that money stacked up.
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Cabbage
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Post by Cabbage »

I just remembered i love booze! sorry, i'll give 10k to the Sy's but the rest is going on drugs and booze!

who wants to go clubbing!?
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Forboding Angel
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Post by Forboding Angel »

lawl at pro email:
What say we all do some anon email flooding?
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Cabbage
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Post by Cabbage »

yeah i thought it might be fake until i saw the email address, then i was sold!

im just waitinf for the cheque to arrive!
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Snipawolf
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Post by Snipawolf »

What say we all do some anon email flooding?
Sounds like a plan :D
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Argh
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Post by Argh »

LOL, I could use the money to start a studio when it arrives ;)
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BigSteve
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Post by BigSteve »

Being Chivalrous to the end Cabbage, I think you should give it all to the homeless, but then again, they'd just spend it on drink and drugs, and that's what you need it for. haha :)

seriously though, that email looks pretty authentic, I wouldn't be suprised if that check comes tomorrow. You're still gonna fly me home to England and shower me with booze and prezzies like you always promised right? ;)
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Cabbage
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Post by Cabbage »

We'll have a second honeymoon!

Maybe i can pay argh minimum wage to deal wit hte detritus of our drug fuelled, booze filled exploits. curry stains ahoy!
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BigSteve
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Post by BigSteve »

Did i say check? omg ive been here for a year snd im north americanised already.

I meant ( in my poshest most well spoken english accent) ...

"Cheque"
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BigSteve
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Post by BigSteve »

Cabbage wrote:We'll have a second honeymoon!

Maybe i can pay argh minimum wage to deal wit hte detritus of our drug fuelled, booze filled exploits. curry stains ahoy!
LOL!
Btw, It's not the curry stains we should be worrying about! It's the other kind, you know, the ones that NEVER come out, wink wink... :P
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BigSteve
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Post by BigSteve »

Did i just... Did I just type thatout loud? :oops:
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Forboding Angel
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Post by Forboding Angel »

Talk to Bill Clinton. I'm pretty sure that by now he's got some protips for getting *ahem* stains out of clothing...
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Neddie
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Post by Neddie »

Cabbage, you're buying me a new computer.
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Relative
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Post by Relative »

We could always could so some sort of business agreement wherein you give me the money in exchange for nothing.
SLizer
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Post by SLizer »

buy booze
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Guessmyname
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Post by Guessmyname »

buy Nigeria so that you can take all the profits of the scammers there
pintle
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Post by pintle »

ask atari to sell you the TA rights? :D
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rattle
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Post by rattle »

And then sue our asses for copyright infringement!
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