Phone Spiders avaliable for 299,999,999,999.99 what ever you like (Dollers, Punds, Rupies Credits, Franks whatever), just call 666-666-6669 and ask for Phone Spiders. They will arive at your house, so be prepaired to capture them with a steeel cage when they emirge from your phone. If the money is not sent within theree days then the curs of the Etirnal Ingrown Toenails will befail you!

Also is my siqnichire working right? it not showing up for some reson! (yes the box saying Attack Singincture is checekd)

*Looks at Zoombies beyond-atrocious spelling of signature and starts vomiting uncontrollably*

I'm guessing that whole last line is a joke...