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1.) strap trademark to a computer chair
2.) force him to play minecraft
3.) scrape the anger-sweat off him with blunt knives
4.) reduce the extract into a fine powder by salting, boiling and stirring
5.) sell as traditional aphrodisiac in the back alleys of hong kong
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KaiserJ wrote:1.) strap trademark to a computer chair
2.) force him to play minecraft
3.) scrape the anger-sweat off him with blunt knives
4.) reduce the extract into a fine powder by salting, boiling and stirring
5.) sell as traditional aphrodisiac in the back alleys of hong kong
Love you Kaiser <3 Although, what's a computer chair?
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Looks like a chair to me.
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KaiserJ wrote:1.) strap trademark to a computer chair
2.) force him to play minecraft
3.) scrape the anger-sweat off him with blunt knives
4.) reduce the extract into a fine powder by salting, boiling and stirring
5.) sell as traditional aphrodisiac in the back alleys of hong kong
you think strapping me on a chair will prevent me from making suicide while you torture me with minecrap? we'll see about that...
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nono i'm giving you a reason to play! nordic rage-sweat is a hot commodity on the black market.
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In topnotchs minecraft goal given you. Actually, the moar you are creative, the moar you get addicted to this game. The only off-drug i know, is getting even moar creative with a 3d-editor like max, a compiler- and the good old shoop of curse.

Oh, while we are at it. Trademark whats the reason for you doing maps? Selfless sacrifice of time for the comon good? Or do you try to impress your landscape gardening father? Do you have a terrain fetishism, and dont want to be seen with it in public? You have a trauma from the cartographers_room in halo? Does it give you godlike feelings? And thy lord, thy trademark said:
[quote]There shall be hills over there, and valleys here. And thus it was done. And he saw that it was good.[/quote

T minus Reason.
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PicassoCT wrote:You have a trauma from the cartographers_room in halo?
You have no idea how many times I reverted to the last checkpoint to try and kill that golden elite before he ran away.
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PicassoCT wrote:Oh, while we are at it. Trademark whats the reason for you doing maps?
To provide something fun and different gameplay that hasnt done yet? Why else would anyone make maps... to brag with the beauty? fuck beauty. i say.
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So you like to provide fun and games to other people? Sound suspicious.

Were is the moneyhook?


I do agree on fucking beauty. Hell, only furrys go for the beast.
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Speed. Tells you everything.
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TradeMark wrote:
KaiserJ wrote:1.) strap trademark to a computer chair
2.) force him to play minecraft
3.) scrape the anger-sweat off him with blunt knives
4.) reduce the extract into a fine powder by salting, boiling and stirring
5.) sell as traditional aphrodisiac in the back alleys of hong kong
you think strapping me on a chair will prevent me from making suicide while you torture me with minecrap? we'll see about that...
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i suggest nobody tell any bad stuff about minecrap anymore or you may get banned here XDXDXD

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MC generated 23 mln euro income, PFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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Wombat wrote:MC generated 23 mln euro income, PFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Ya, gotta love it, eh... And still climbing, they make about 120,000 a day now.
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WHY??? WHY???

why people keep buying that crap? i dont get it... everyone just whines how it lacks features, but they keep buyin' it.

i bet notch is the next man of the year in Time magazine.
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Trademark is the sort of guy you ban, not because he offends, but when the hype ends, he will always have this - i told you so, smug grin on his lips.

Also Trade- its so loved, because it is so easy to use. Its like SpringMapEdit, just really for everybody- unsteep the learning curve enough and millions suddenly love your stuff.
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TradeMark wrote:WHY??? WHY???

why people keep buying that crap? i dont get it... everyone just whines how it lacks features, but they keep buyin' it.

i bet notch is the next man of the year in Time magazine.
Mojang one escapist's developer of the year contest as well. They get so much crap they don't deserve :P
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im so dissapointed with mojangs speed of development that im having trouble breathing
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1v0ry_k1ng wrote:im so dissapointed with mojangs speed of development that im having trouble breathing
Behind every seemingly tiny feature implemented is a framework ready to accommodate a myriad of different iterations of said feature.

Also try IndustrialCraft.
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